A Lounge of Two Tacits - Part 193

[Spider-Aziz]

Which is?

Nonsense, that's how.

 

[Vartha]

the beard is back *gasp*

Yeah that's what I thought Reek lol

 

[Reek]

I guess Rogue One's 24% RT score killed the lounge

 

[Spider-Aziz]

We're busy talking about the awards, David Ayer making another DCEU movie, Justice League stuff, reminiscing over casting ideas for Wonder Woman and Aquaman....
The works.

 

[Reek]

the awards are rigged!

 

[Kane52630]

"Merry f***ing Christmas you filthy animals"

 

[Reek]

The mid season finale should have been a christmas special

 

[Spider-Aziz]

the awards are rigged!

Bribed by Disney, but let that be our little secret.

 

[Reek]

97% raziz tomatoes score

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Some chumps refused to follow the deal.
It's supposed to be 100%

 

[Reek]

You know what needs to disappear from existence? The Big Bang Theory...

that and people who don't believe Australia is a real place

 

[KevanG]

Space Australia is better.

 

[Reek]

giant spiders can't survive in space... but roos.... oh roos can survive anywhere.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Space Australia is better.

 

[Reek]

Jeice was a right boonger

 

[Perfect Cell]

But even Jeice never uppercutted a small child into the atmosphere.

The child was also a robot. Happens.

 

[Reek]

Is that from Super?

 

[Perfect Cell]

It is, from the second greatest episode in the history of television.

The first is the baseball episode that followed it.

 

[KevanG]

Weird thing is, Arale and Co. showed up in DB and DBS but I'm pretty sure they didn't even have a cameo in DBZ.

Speaking of DB stuff, anyone see that new manga where Yamcha is the big star of DBZ? It looks neat.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Where a teenager is magically transported to the DBZ world, and finds himself in Yamcha's body, and then has to find a way to prevent himself from getting exploded by the Saibamen? I saw just bits and pieces from an article. It seemed like a clever idea.

 

[Reek]

Are you trying to tell me these episodes beat out Goku and Vegeta getting their drivers licenses?

 

[KevanG]

I read a bit on it and it looks like a complete re-imagining of DB through Z. It starts at the end of the Pilaf arc with everyone sleeping after Goku goes King Kong on the place and the guy wakes up in Yamchas body.

He starts off complaining he's not Goku or Vegeta then realizes he's potentially somewhere in the ten strongest people on the planet in a few years then realizes he's gonna die by stupidity. A few future pages were released and he's on Namek with Guru without his facial scars so it looks like he did something right.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Are you trying to tell me these episodes beat out Goku and Vegeta getting their drivers licenses?

In the baseball episode, in the course of a single inning, Yamcha:

1. Gets hit by a pitch by Vegeta, who intentionally threw at him because he thought that's how the game worked.
2. Gets elbowed and kneed in the gut at the same time by Vegeta and a God of Destruction when he tries to steal second. He's safe because it was interference though.
3. While tagging up on a fly ball and heading to third, is beaned in the back of the head by said God of Destruction, who thought you could get people out by throwing the ball at them.
4. Scores the winning run by stealing home while two gods of destruction fight above him. He's then caught in an explosion at home plate and passes out, in the same pose he died in when the saibamen killed him.

 

[KevanG]

Thereby doing more in one episode than the entirety of DBZ.

 

[Marvolo]

How?!



Nope, not happening.

Dont be afraid. Just shut your eyes and think of christmas. It'll all be over in a jiffy. And far less uncomfortable than prostate cancer. Wanna live without a colon? Wanna **** in a bag? Wanna have doctors cutting your rectum open to get an up close and personal look at the inside of your tail pipe? Well, do ya?

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