A New Trailer For The Next Uwe Boll Crapfest

[MKCTS]

In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=11721

http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/trailer/dsnew.mov

 

[Carmine Falcone]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[WorthyStevens]

HA!

Good... lord. Someone should call the cops on Uwe Boll for murdering all of these actor's careers.

 

[xwolverine2]

FAKE PURSE NINJA!

 

[Clerk]

"You have no idea how powerful madness can be!"

Please tell me I heard that wrong.

 

[WorthyStevens]

"You have no idea how powerful madness can be!"

Please tell me I heard that wrong.

Ray Liotta, you once were great.

 

[Flexo]

HA!

Good... lord. Someone should call the cops on Uwe Boll for murdering all of these actor's careers.

Ron Perlman will survive.

He always does.

 

[punishermax]

Dude, this movie has everything: Villains that look like two legged pigs, freakin' medieval ninjas, and Burt mother ****ing Reynolds.




















I hate Uwe Boll.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Ron Perlman will survive.

He always does.

Hellboy's in this movie?

 

[Flexo]

Hellboy's in this movie?

I think he plays the sidekick.

 

[Boom]

How many more movies do we have to put up with now?

 

[Wolfwood]

As much as I don't like Uwe Boll, I gotta say, that's pretty bearable if you watch it with the sound off.

 

[DOG LIPS]

My smarts just got dumbed big times.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Ray Liotta, you once were great.

He still is. Watch Narc and Revolver.
Too bad he is in this piece of **** though...

 

[DorkyFresh]

wow...uberhorrible...

...anyway, i dunno about any of you but i think "Krug" sounds f'ing stupid. it doesn't sound threatning, menacing, or intimidating at all. it almost sounds like a word that you could use to replace "crud".

"aw krug! we have a flat!"

 

[Socrates]

This is another film by Uwe Boll that I will never force myself to see.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Wait was that Shaggy leading a troop of soilders.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Wait was that Shaggy leading a troop of soilders.

"Zoiks! It's the guy from Goodfellas, Scoob!"

 

[Timstuff]

LOL that was pathetic. Boll should stick to cooking schnitzel.

 

[Bat Attack]

Uggh, lol.

 

[JackBauer]

Ron Perlman will survive.

He always does.

the man survived Alien Ressurection.

Wynona Rider went from that to Mr. Deeds to shoplifting. and Pearlman comes out unscathed.

f**k Chuck Norris, they should be doing Ron Pearlman facts.

 

[블라스]

LOL this looks like the good kind of cheesy, I'll watch it.
It's like a trashy LOTR
Some of you need to lighten up, though.

 

[블라스]

f**k Chuck Norris, they should be doing Ron Pearlman facts.

 

[JackBauer]

Wait was that Shaggy leading a troop of soilders.

yep, my dear doppelganger, that's just about as preposterous as Orlando Bloom leading an army.

 

[Ronny Shade]

The must sign the actors before they tell them it's a Boll film