AntiPortman said:
thats so gross and disgusting i think i am going to go puke
whats wrong can you not get any girls your own age
This is hilarious.
Guys, you know that Joe I was talking about? This is him.
Let me tell them the story, shall we?
One night, we were at our school's football game. We were, looking for girls and I was being rather sheepish. Well, Joe meets a nice pack of 8th graders. And he talks to them and ditches us (classy move.)
Well, anyway, later that night he calls me and says that she gave him her number. He then asks if he should call it (at that moment.) I'm like "Give it a day."
So the next day, I'm trying to watch the Notre Dame game and Joe calls me and says "I'm gonna call her!" so I'm like "Go for it." He calls, she isn't there. He then calls me back and says "She didn't pick up, I'm gonna call again right now." I tell him to give it some more time.
He tries again, and she's not there, he calls me to tell me this and I'm like " ****, just give it some time." He calls, nothing. He calls me to tell me. He then asks if I stay on the line while he talks to her, for "moral support". Well, I guess this goes on for a while, because he posts a bulletin on myspace saying "I don't believe in love anymore."
Well as you know, that is ****ing stupid, so everyone gave him crap about it. Well, I guess he does get ahold of her, and they're myspace friends at this point. And then her boyfriend in 8th grade tells Joe to piss off. Joe decides to delete her as a friend.
Well, she looks to me for sympathy. I tell her to let it go. She tells me that Joe's been acting like a jerk. So I tell her to just forget abaout it. And I'm pretty nice about it.
Well, eventually her friend (also in the 8th grade) messages me and tells me that she heard that I'm really sweet. And we've been talking on myspace for a while too.
Joe decides that he's going to "toy" with the girl that likes him.
I try to stay out of his "affair" though.
Well, except when she comes crying to me about Joe being mean to her. For instance last night when he asked her how far she's been with a guy, and when she refused to answer he kept persisting and eventually told her he can't trust her. How about that Joe?
Now
that my friend is ****ing disgusting.