Majic Walrus
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Yeah, we got that from this:I like men things
I'm gay,
You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that these vivid images that you create of me are indicative of something...
hahah I never heard this one before, or maybe I forgotten"And I will cut that *****'s throat to get him!" That entire routine was brilliant.
Is it true, ladies? Do you go to the bathroom in groups because you don't trust your girl-friends to be alone with your boyfriend?
Yeah, we got that from this:
I was the only one immature enough to make that joke? DON'T JUDGE ME!
Girls claim they get hot if a dude is just in a t-shirt and jeans, so why even make the effort?
I'm pretty sure that they get hot dependent on how hot the guy wearing the jeans and t-shirt are.
Girls claim they get hot if a dude is just in a t-shirt and jeans, so why even make the effort?
It still feels good if a girl can find me attractive too. My female friends are always telling me of girls that find me hot, but get disappointed when they learn I'm gay. It makes me kinda sad... but then I remember that a vagina is about as hot as a squid to me...
I'm pretty sure that they get hot dependent on how hot the guy wearing the jeans and t-shirt are. So if you're a hot guy... wear jeans and a t-shirt. If you feel like that's not cutting it... maybe you should up it.
I don't see the harm in being able to groom yourself and wear a nice shirt every now and then, but I think that the gay fashion sense is vastly overrated, because for most men it's simply not relevant. Why should I spend an hour every day looking through fashion catalogues when I could be spending that time repairing the house, cooking, or pretty much anything? If I buy a "fashionable shirt," in a year's time no-one will care about it, so to me it just doesn't seem important.
So basically the uglier you are, the better you have to dress.
Because women want a man who can take care of himself..if you put in effort into yourself every time you walk out that door,you will show that not only can you take care of yourself,but you can take care of her,it's not something you should do "Once in a while" you need to dress nice everyday. Life is a mirror...want a super hot g/f? start looking super hot yourself.
Physical fitness
Yes, it’s a bit of a stereotype, but you’ll probably concede that many of the gay men you know are serious about physical fitness, and that’s another reason why women love gay men. Of course, heterosexual women are big fans of the carefully sculpted male form. Gay or straight, women enjoy being in the presence of a well-built man.
However, it’s also the shared interest in working out and living a healthy lifestyle that women appreciate about their gay friends. In many instances, gay men simply take better care of themselves than we do, and our female companions would appreciate it if we followed suit. So take a cue from your athletically inclined gay friends, and hit the gym with your significant other, or join her when she goes for a run.
At least do a sit-up or two, tubby.