There was this one stupid girl I used to date, she was paranoid, possesive and quite malicious towards me and my female friends. I don't even know how we hooked up because all we did was fight and argue. Anyway, there was a time when I was in hospital and she came to visit me, brining some food for me. Anyway, as she came to the ward where I was, I was joking around innocently with this really attractive nurse. Anyway, she gives the nurse some dirty look and then dashed the food at me whilst launching every derogatory word under the sun at me. That was the last straw! I struggled to get up and out of the bed, had a crazed look in my eyes, grabbed her by arms and said, sternly, "you're going to get yourself together, shut the f up and clean up the mess you made. You're an embarrasment to me and yourself, in fact just get lost and keep the hell away from me".
I stood there with a furious look with everyone, all the patients and hospital staff staring. She apologised and then whispered in my ear that she feels so horny and that she wants me to give it to her in the hospital toilet.
Needless to say I was surprised and once the mess had been cleaned up and whatnot, I went and tapped that ass. It was quite a disgusting experience but I did feel sexually relieved though, so it wasn't all bad.