Actual English subtitles from Japanese movies

[Mister Sinister]

ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG


1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared ****less too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

 

[SpideyLad]

I remember reading through some English Subtitles of the Japanese dubbed Revenge Of The Sith, and when Vader screams "NO!" The Subtitles read "DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!"

 

[Kyalesyin]

I remember reading through some English Subtitles of the Japanese dubbed Revenge Of The Sith, and when Vader screams "NO!" The Subtitles read "DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!"

How achingly appropriate...

 

[heypapajinx]

I remember reading through some English Subtitles of the Japanese dubbed Revenge Of The Sith, and when Vader screams "NO!" The Subtitles read "DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!"

damned Asians and their backwards talk!!

 

[muertevilla]

there is an english dub of the kung fu movie comet, butterfly, and sword where the guy says "whats that smell? did you fart?"

 

[Wolfwood]

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

I know this one, I'm sure I've seen that movie. Damn I can't remember.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[heypapajinx]

^^^^
cute.
i mean, i'd wear it.
then probably get murdered by the Yakuza.
but you know, you can't live your life in fear.