Adelaide!!

[Master Chief]

I met this girl on the subway, and I was like,

"Hey, the subway shakes a lot right?"

And she was like,

"Tee hee! You're adorable!"

So I brought her to this sweetass restaurant.

And we had lunch.

I was like,

"So, what's your name?"

She was like,

"Adelaide."

I was like,

"Cool. Are you finished?"

And she was like,

"Kthx betch, later."

She left me to pay the check and got in a cab.

....

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You really had me going this time.

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to quit making a scene.

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mee]

This thread is a den of lies.

 

[Master Chief]

Your mom's pooter is a Holiday Inn for penis.

lol.

Srsly, this story is 100% true.

 

[Kritish]

MC has gone emo again. :

 

[Mee]

Srsly, this story is 100% true.

Yeah maybe, but you told it wrong. We all know you're the girl.

 

[Calvin]

Master Chief is probably the only poster here who makes me consistently laugh without being snarky or sarcastic.

 

[Master Chief]

MC has gone emo again. :

Kritish has gone and used label term things he doesn't know how to use again. :

lol, I even copied the extra : for no reason. I rule.

I :heart: her though. If I saw her again I'd be like,

"Hay, want to go out for lunch again?"

 

[Master Chief]

Master Chief is probably the only poster here who makes me consistently laugh without being snarky or sarcastic.

I'm the sober version of someone who smoked weed laced with LSD.

 

[Flexo]

MC's all like "I am the liquid mercury. Smooooooth ****!"

And then he's all like, "Baby, you didn't pay for your shaaaaaare!"

And I'm all like, "MC is short for MC Hammer. How can he afford throw-away lunches?"

 

[Master Chief]

It wasn't throw-away, I got laaaaaid.
The manager was an 80 year old woman.
I didn't have enough money.
My psychiatrist is going to prescribe drugs tomorrow.

 

[Kritish]

Kritish has gone and used label term things he doesn't know how to use again. :

lol, I even copied the extra : for no reason. I rule.

I :heart: her though. If I saw her again I'd be like,

"Hay, want to go out for lunch again?"

So you're telling us that you're pathetic? You met a girl on the subway and you got screwed over.

 

[Master Chief]

So you're telling us that you're pathetic? You met a girl on the subway and you got screwed over.

Pathetic would be choking on the approach, mate.
Getting screwed over is something that happens with me,
since I put them on a pedestal and I'm a doormat.

lol, another form of pathetic, my bad.
Kritish is right for once.
Let's pat him on the back and buy him a drink.

 

[Abaddon]

this amused me a lot* more than some of Chiefy's other random fair.



*why can't alot be a word?

 

[Prodigy]

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You really had me going this time.

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to quit making a scene.

ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Anberlin, too, Master Chief.

 

[Won '08]

Id have thrown the plate at her knees.

 

[Master Chief]

This girl's sexyness would have created a force field to deflect any harm.

I tried to have sex with her with my eyes and a monkey stabbed me with a razor.

I like Anberlin, too, Master Chief.

Werd.

 

[Fran]

What the hell?

 

[Master Chief]

Ever watch Phenomena? American name Creepers.

That little chimp flew out of the kitchen and sliced my throat.
But I went to med school.
I got myself some stitches.

 

[Kritish]

Pathetic would be choking on the approach, mate.
Getting screwed over is something that happens with me,
since I put them on a pedestal and I'm a doormat.

lol, another form of pathetic, my bad.
Kritish is right for once.
Let's pat him on the back and buy him a drink.

It better be Guinness!

 

[Tangled Web]

What a *****.

 

[Exploding Boy]

She probably made that name up on the spot

 

[Master Chief]

I left out the part of the story where I would have said,

"My name is Steve. Spelled with a G."