Adopt A Newbie Program...

[dcbmp]

You guys and girls are going to either
1. Turn them into sex slaves
2. Turn them into a Republican or Dem
3. Torture them
or 4. All of the above.

 

[Erzengel]

A newb to me is a troll that doesn't know how to post and ruins everything.

I think you just labeled more than just newbies.

 

[dcbmp]

Hi, I'm dcbmp's pal and I need a spanking haidsu.

 

[dcbmp]

Sorry I had to take back MY computer.

 

[Flexo]

Also include NBA and NFL and strippers.

Now we've got a party! Who's got the boat and booze?

 

[Twitch]

Bill Gates

 

[Flexo]

Bill Gates

I'll adopt him.

 

[Twitch]

You can beg him for money and get it because you are his mentor.

 

[Flexo]

You can beg him for money and get it because you are his mentor.

I'm his new father, I'll take his money.

 

[oakzap425]

*claps* I want a newbie!!!

 

[Dr.Fear]

wtf goood thing im not a newbie

 

[bingy13]

Donald Trump is my *****! He's fired!

 

[TLATOANI]

Can someone adopt me?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Can someone adopt me?

no!!!!


wait....yes!

i want you as my Newbie!!




not really.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Thankyou. I don't really think I'm a newbie still though. Sure a not so big join date but still I've made a lot of friends and been in both seasons of the RPG. ...oo alright you can have pooh or JOLLEY id you want. We can take them for walks in the park

Argh! According to my specifications you are a Newbie and you cannot adopt another Newbie. So get yourself adopted first and come back to adopt when you've had your 1 year Anniversary.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Can someone adopt me?

No, because you are not a Newbie.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Does Spideylad want me?

Trust me. The guy is desperate for a Newbie.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

hey godzilla2000... what have u got here?

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Now we've got a party! Who's got the boat and booze?

i got the boat... u get the booze

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

hey godzilla2000... what have u got here?

Apparently people too lazy to find themselves a newbie.

 

[Electro UK]

Damn fine Venom uk you've got me

 

[Electro UK]

Hey that means Spidey lad can't adopt to!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

this reminds me of slavery

 

[DOG LIPS]

this reminds me of slavery

*Whips*

 

[SpideyLad]

so people less than 1 year are still newbies! ok then, anyone want to adopt me?