i remember my newbie....
Mr Thing he was called. of course that was back in the day where you had shillings, you'd call them shillies, and with that you could buy several pounds of tabaco, and an onion. so you'd tie the onin to your belt, which was the style at the time, and go off to londinium, witch is what they called London then. so after tieing the onion to my belt, which was the style at the time, i set of for Loninium, which was what they called London, back in the day. so when i got londinium, i sold my onion, which i had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time, for one shillies, which is what they called shillings back then, because as i'd been walking to Londinium, which is what they called London back then, the price of onions had gone, which was convinent as i had one tied to my belt, which was the style at the time, but was nolonger the style in Londinium, which is what they alled London, when the style was to tie and onion to your belt, which it no longer was....er...what was i talking about?
Well iam actually a Lesbian so you could look like Brad Pitt and still nothing stiring!!
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