Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Master Chief]

im confused

Abaddon has officially adopted you. Congratulations!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Abaddon has officially adopted you. Congratulations!

And don't let that criminal record thingie scare you, he only touches you when he's drunk! up:

 

[Twitch]

Someone can adopt me....(perfer Dog Lips or MC) I'm mentally ******ed

 

[Abaddon]

Abaddon has officially adopted you. Congratulations!

But I don't want him.Can I get a refund?

And don't let that criminal record thingie scare you, he only touches you when he's drunk! up:

What?Where'd you hear this?Enough of these wild allegations.You can't porve anything.You hear me?!ANYTHING!!!!!

 

[Master Chief]

Someone can adopt me....(perfer Dog Lips or MC) I'm mentally ******ed

I'm too lazy to adopt, nevermind adopt someone mentally ******ed.

But I don't want him.Can I get a refund?

There is a 500 post decline your official adoption fee.

 

[batnkevlar]

I wanna adopt, but they would have to play my RPG's... deal?

 

[Abaddon]

I'm too lazy to adopt, nevermind adopt someone mentally ******ed.



There is a 500 post decline your official adoption fee.

I didnt even pay.

 

[Gimpy]

I could adopt a newbie, but I may not be the best roll model.

 

[Carter]

If I adopt some can I beat them mercilessly?

 

[Valorman]

*waves hand*IM AN ORPHAN

 

[DOG LIPS]

If I adopt some can I beat them mercilessly?

Yes, but no Jesus Juice damnit.

 

[Twitch]

I'm too lazy to adopt, nevermind adopt someone mentally ******ed.

LAZY ASS

 

[Electrix]

I could look after someone until they feel they know things, then drop them into the real SSH life.

 

[swifty]

I want to be adopted!!!

 

[Dr.Fear]

but your not a newbie swifty

 

[Electrix]

lol no your not. Maybe people who have only been here a month or two and have under 300 posts...

 

[Avalanche]

I'd like to adopt a frisbee instead.

 

[daredavid]

lol no your not. Maybe people who have only been here a month or two and have under 300 posts...

me

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'd like to adopt a frisbee instead.

Some say newbies can be utilized as frisbees.

 

[Gimpy]

I could adopt you Daredavid, I feel like cause someone some pain.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If I adopt some can I beat them mercilessly?

in that case, you can adopt me sugarnipples.

 

[Murray]

wow i remember being adopted in this thread three years ago. weirdness.
I guess since i have a new username i can get adopted again. Omg cheating rocks.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Ill adopt you

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I want to adopt someone, I rock...

 

[The Lumberjack]

I'll play the role of drunken abusive step-dad and kick the crap out of you until you shape up. Put the fear of God in you and teach you how to fly straight.