Adopt A Newbie Program...

[DV8]

If DV8 counts as I newbie, I want him.

That's what she said--da-dum-csssshhhh!

 

[Ronny Shade]

lol. proving the point, my friend.

 

[DV8]

hahahaha! Thanks, buddy

 

[passerby]

I am still unadopted.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am still unadopted.

If you're not adopted within the next two days we'll have to put you to sleep. Sorry.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Lol

 

[My vengeance]

I highly recommend nobody adopts me.Besides the fact that I'm socially ******ed,I have manic depressive mood swings and random episodes of paranoid schizophrenia.I often come off as agressive,plus,I'm Romanian.I might just pick your pockets involuntarily.

 

[JanG]

^ I'll take him!

I love a challenge.

 

[My vengeance]

^ I'll take him!

I love a challenge.

Newbs can't adopt newbs.It's a lose-lose situation.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm not allowed to adopt newbies anymore, after I killed the last three through neglect, abuse and malnutrition.

jag

 

[My vengeance]

I'm not allowed to adopt newbies anymore, after I killed the last three through neglect, abuse and malnutrition.

jag

You remind me of my uncle.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not allowed to adopt newbies anymore, after I killed the last three through neglect, abuse and malnutrition.

jag

I never quite died, jag.

 

[jaguarr]

You remind me of my uncle.

I'm afraid you'll have to sleep in the dog run tonight.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I never quite died, jag.

That's because you're a survivor and my abuse only made you stronger.

jag

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I highly recommend nobody adopts me.Besides the fact that I'm socially ******ed,I have manic depressive mood swings and random episodes of paranoid schizophrenia.I often come off as agressive,plus,I'm Romanian.I might just pick your pockets involuntarily.

You automatically gain points. You're a few auditions away from the new Colin Farrell. . . well, except he's Irish, but wasn't Kaiser Solce Romanian? He was kick ***. Nobody blames a juvenille pick-pocket, just so long as you don't move on to armed robbery, and possible 180's.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That's because you're a survivor and my abuse only made you stronger.

jag

You are truly the greatest of teachers.

 

[jaguarr]

You are truly the greatest of teachers.

You make an old sensei proud, Grasshopper.

jag

 

[My vengeance]

You automatically gain points. You're a few auditions away from the new Colin Farrell. . . well, except he's Irish, but wasn't Kaiser Solce Romanian? He was kick ***. Nobody blames a juvenille pick-pocket, just so long as you don't move on to armed robbery, and possible 180's.

Keiser was Turkish.I might be a bit disturbed,but Turks are really missing some major screws up there.I'm not getting near one of them mofos.

 

[Erzengel]

I need a newbie to get me beers, get me at the bar when it's getting late and bring bail to the jail and like I said before dance for me.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You make an old sensei proud, Grasshopper.

jag

You are still the true master.

 

[Calendar Man]

This wins the award in the "Most Homoerotic Thread Ever" category. Cheers.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Keiser was Turkish.I might be a bit disturbed,but Turks are really missing some major screws up there.I'm not getting near one of them mofos.

Sidepoint: Was the Turk gang in FFVII modeled after the actual nationality? I alway thought it was for some reason, or it was coincidence and I'm reaching w/ a completely unrelated stupid question.

 

[jaguarr]

This wins the award in the "Most Homoerotic Thread Ever" category. Cheers.

You're right. So what are you wearing?

jag

 

[passerby]

I don't need any of you.

 

[Calendar Man]

You're right. So what are you wearing?

jag

Orange socks.