Generally I tend to be pretty good at avoiding movies that suck, which is why Advent Children is the most senseless piece of absolute crap I've watched in a long time. I thought watching this film would provide a good dose of nostalgia and remind of the good times I had playing through the magnificient Final Fantasy VII.
To say that I was wrong in my assumption would be understatement of the century. They took everything that was good about Final Fantasy VII and painted it with typical contemporary Japanese fetishes - overly metrosexual protagonists and antagonists sporting the latest hip gear (complete with silky haircuts, black leather, bell-bottom pants, sunglasses, mobile phones and zippers), an utterly ridiculous story, vomit-inducing dialogue and the most cliched-ridden and pretentiously overblown action-sequences ever. Even some of the lovable musical score of the game has been butchered and injected with rock and metal that almost made my ears bleed.
Square has really gone downhill after Final Fantasy IX, and after seeing Advent Children, I really hope the bastards never come back up again for making this pile of filth. I can't believe the same Tetsuya Nomura who had written the amazing story of the game itself would direct something so low that it feels like a big-budget Uwe Boll production.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go play the lovely, timeless classic that is Final Fantasy VII now to wash away the bad taste left in my mouth after watching this abomination.