Annihilation Spin-Off (Ongoing)

[Johnny Blaze]

No, just making it known to others who may not be aware. You know me--always thinking of others.

You're so thoughtful.

Hey, shut up! Look, you don't know the history of psychopharmacology, okay? Tom Cruise knows the history of psychopharmacology, goddamnit!

Hmm...that reminds me. I wonder if they'll have the evil Lord Xenu make an appearance in Annihilation? Maybe he could be the one actually running the show?
Him and his fleet of ships that look like DC-8s.

 

[Darthphere]

That be so awesome.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That be so awesome.

Hell yeah, G! That be the shiznittlebang!

 

[Darthphere]

Hell yeah, G! That be the shiznittlebang!

Nikka dat be da fiya! No homo.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

And then, at the end, the cosmic heroes all have to band together to get a cosmic cube wielding Tom Cruise to come out of the Galactus' closet.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not even Galactus' closet could hold all that gay.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Not even Galactus' closet could hold all that gay.

Duh, that's the whole point. They have to get him to come out before the universe is destroyed by Cruise's cosmic gayness. If he stays in the closet, all is doomed.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Is cosmic gayness like... gayer than normal gayness?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Is cosmic gayness like... gayer than normal gayness?

I guess it's gayness on a universal scale. You know...like What If...Bendis wrote the entire Marvel Universe.


*Waits for a Bendis fanboy to enter and start the fire*

 

[Tropico]

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I guess it's gayness on a universal scale. You know...like What If...Bendis wrote the entire Marvel Universe.


*Waits for a Bendis fanboy to enter and start the fire*

Bendis doesn't inject gayness into his characters. He injects 80-year-old Jewish grandmothers from Nu Yawk into them.

 

[Darthphere]

Bendis doesn't inject gayness into his characters. He injects 80-year-old Jewish mothers from Nu Yawk into them.

The chutzpah!

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Beat you to it.

not really. i just took it as you naming the dates of the character appearances and not the invention of the "corps" but i guess i owe you a thanx as well as corpulent1. even if all u guys are really jerks.

so, um... thanx. i guess

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm not the jerk. JB and Phere are the jerks. Get it right, ass goblin!

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Hey, we're helpful jerks at least.

 

[Darthphere]

I didnt help him with ****. Wikipedia that mother****a!

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I didnt help him with ****. Wikipedia that mother****a!

I wasn't really including you. Everybody knows you're an unhelpful mofo.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I didnt help him with ****. Wikipedia that mother****a!

Okay?

 

[Darthphere]

Okay?

Excellent.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

You should totally create a page for "that mother****a"...that'd rock.

 

[Tropico]

So Marvel's been making fun of scientology for years?

 

[Darthphere]

Yes, Tom Cruise is angry.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So Marvel's been making fun of scientology for years?

I love the robo-nips.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

That pic is both funny and sad at the same time. Poor Tom...he really let himself go.

 

[Darthphere]

You should totally create a page for "that mother****a"...that'd rock.

I should, but talking about making it rocks more than actually making it.