Another reason to hate Bendis.

[Roughneck]

So I am reaing Ultimate Power #1 and the Ultimate Fantastic Four are looking at thier new line of action figures (which were shiny for some reason), anyway, they looked like something slightly above DCD Articulation....Maybe as much as Hulk or another big guy would get....No Double jointed knee's and elbows anyway....So Johnny starts talking about it being too mch articulation...I figured maybe that's just Bendis' opinion on what Johnny might think (Even though Ultimate Johnny would love the ML POA...He was the one that described POA to Thing....Anyway then Reed comes in and also says that there is too much articulation and kids today don't want that much....

Well that's Hooey Ha.

So anyway I guess we see where Bendis lies on the Sclupt vs Articulation Debate.

 

[Cyclops]

You know, I think about it, and I just don't care.

 

[Kable24]

I agree with Cyke. That's just stretching it a bit much with the hate for Bendis. The S hit is just getting old. If people hate him so much then quit buying his friggin' comics. I for one have no problems with him, so it doesn't phase me.

 

[Saint553]

Reasons I hate Bendis:

-He caused the war in iraq
-He bullies Oompa Loompas (he's slightly taller than them)
-Watergate? Bendis.
-I feel he is somehow directly responsible for Ashley Simpson and disco.

 

[Roughneck]

Okay....well it's another reason to disagree with him.

Ashley Simpson is Hot

 

[Saint553]

She sort of is now that she looks like her sister. Too bad she has no talent and is annoying as hell.

 

[Goldenage Batman]

She sort of is now that she looks like her sister. Too bad she has no talent and is annoying as hell.

Now that's her bands' fault...

 

[Kable24]

Ashley Simpson is Hot

Yes she is. Her facial work definitely made her hotter than her sister.

 

[Saint553]

Now that's her bands' fault...

Her band's fault for backing up a screeching mule.

 

[Goldenage Batman]

Yeah but you know ...her band just wasn't playing right and ya know the band...the band...

 

[Saint553]

Well, at least now she wouldn't need the paper bag treatment.

 

[Goldenage Batman]

...yeah...I don't think she's cute btw...she more of a "meh" to me...

 

[Cyclops]

Ashlee's face is made of the same materials that compose the toys that we collect.

So I guess that begs the question - does Ashlee belong in a clamshell or a cardback?

 

[Saint553]

Bendis went and rewrote the manufacturing standards and killed off the clamshell. But he's pushing to bring the cardback into prominence by giving it it's own spinoff, New Cardback.

 

[Roughneck]

and rice.

 

[Cyclops]

Don't you mean "Ultimate Cardback", filled with edgy dialogue and a new continuity?

"Yeah, I got this new idea for packaging, see?"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Totally new."
"Huh."
"You don't wanna know about it?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

TO BE CONTINUED!

Yes, that was a whole issue of Ultimate Cardback.

 

[Saint553]

No no no. Ultimate Cardback would have about 5 issues of build up until the character said "yea, I guess so", then the actual explanation is extremely short and useless.

 

[Cyclops]

Oh. Yeah. But the question is... Will Ultimate Cardback be made of cardboard or a newer more Ultimate material?

 

[Guy Gardner]

is no one going to make the 'Ashlee's clamshell' joke? I thought this board had standards.... :

 

[MangleBoP]

The Devil's Triangle; if you are marvel charecter, and all three of the following are true, your death may be iminant:

1. You are a member, past or present, of the Avengers.
2. You have a Marvel Legends figure planned for release in the next few months.
3. Bendis is involved in the story you appear in.

If you don't believe me about this, ask Hawkeye and Vision.

 

[Cyclops]

That is a sad truth. Poor old Sasquatch falls under two of those categories, I think.

Or is he already back to life? Frickin' kill-happy Bendis.

 

[HCpride]

bendis killed my father and raped my mother

 

[Saint553]

bendis killed my father and raped my mother

Bendis admires your skill at killing off this thread like Hawkeye.

 

[LongDong]

Jessica Simpson is FUGLY as hell, cannot believe someone was saying she was hot. BLECH

By the way, Bendis is one of the collest guys you dudes will never meet. Be nice when talking about him, he is a quality person!!!

 

[MangleBoP]

Jessica Simpson is FUGLY as hell, cannot believe someone was saying she was hot. BLECH

By the way, Bendis is one of the collest guys you dudes will never meet. Be nice when talking about him, he is a quality person!!!

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!