Arby's introduces the Marrot: Meat that looks and tastes like a Carrot

[Pennywise]

Arby's has flipped the vegan 'meat' trend on its head with the 'megetable,' a carrot made out of turkey that looks and tastes almost exactly like the vegetable



Weird.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Is it April 1 again already?

 

[Marvolo]

This seems like an idea conceived by those idiots that demand a white pride month or a WET (white entertainment television) network.

And the texture and moistness of the thing looks gross.

 

[Pink Ranger]

And the texture and moistness of the thing looks gross.

Hey bud, don't knock it till you ... nope, can't do it, too easy.

 

[Pennywise]

I like meat but I also like Beyond Meat burgers as well. This just seems too weird for me, IMO.

 

[Marvolo]

The idea of a carrot that tastes like a carrot but has the texture of processed meat and the warmth of a burger is repulsive.

Imagine the reaction if you sneaked this onto someone's plate mixed in with real carrots.

 

[Pennywise]

The idea of a carrot that tastes like a carrot but has the texture of processed meat and the warmth of a burger is repulsive.

Imagine the reaction if you sneaked this onto someone's plate mixed in with real carrots.

That would be crazy!

Would be crazier if you snuck this onto a vegan's plate! They'd be fuming!

 

[Teelie]

As a joke this is pretty funny. As a real creation though it comes off as trying too hard to offend.

 

[Pennywise]

As a joke this is pretty funny. As a real creation though it comes off as trying too hard to offend.

Would have been a great prank for April Fools.

 

[terry78]

Somebody will feed this to a pet that is a herbivore ad all hell will break loose.

 

[Pennywise]

What's next, meat that tastes like broccoli?