Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[terry78]

Obviously everyone has them, so it would be a moot point regardless, but I have heard guys freak out over the fact that their girlfriend basically belched or farted within range of them as opposed to doing it somewhere else, and apparantly it killed the illusion of them being feminine or something to that effect. I confess I used to be like that, but have gotten over it now.

Though there are a few things that still make me shudder that the significant other does. For one thing, the day you enter the bathroom after a petite korean girl and it smells like some huge fat ass just crapped out some rotting roadkill, it's a mite unsettling at first.

 

[JLBats]

the day you enter the bathroom after a petite korean girl and it smells like some huge fat ass just crapped out some rotting roadkill

Oh man. That, my friend, is ****ing POETRY.

 

[thedeadite]

i encourage gfs to belch/fart infront of me...belching moreso than farting but both are fair game....infact my current gf and i try to outdo each other in the belching category

i once dated a girl that always wanted me to go in the bathroom with her when she went (#1 #2 it didn't matter) so she had someone to talk to while she did her business.

 

[The Chairman]

Obviously everyone has them, so it would be a moot point regardless, but I have heard guys freak out over the fact that their girlfriend basically belched or farted within range of them as opposed to doing it somewhere else, and apparantly it killed the illusion of them being feminine or something to that effect. I confess I used to be like that, but have gotten over it now.

Though there are a few things that still make me shudder that the significant other does. For one thing, the day you enter the bathroom after a petite korean girl and it smells like some huge fat ass just crapped out some rotting roadkill, it's a mite unsettling at first.

That's a beautiful image.

And a huge turn-on.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

GIRLS DON'T FART


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And Ill make the girl hold her **** in

 

[JLBats]

GIRLS DON'T FART


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And Ill make the girl hold her **** in

Wow, you're almost as psycho as JAL.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'd burp in front of a guy.....Then excuse myself. Unless it was a really big belch then I'll just laugh.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

That's a beautiful image.

And a huge turn-on.

what it be a huge turn if scarlett johansonn did it? especially the scene described by terry?

 

[JLBats]

I've always felt that the first comfortable flatulence in a relationship is a huge milestone. It marks a transition between the early "idealisation" phase into the realistic phase, in which we see our partners flaws, and allow them to see ours. Only through such milestones can we ever achieve true intimacy.

 

[terry78]

That comes from going out to places and seeing guys burp or fart with ease, yet never ever seeing girls do it, unless they're just the type to do so in public.

I guess I should have expected the crap factory from the gf, as she does like to eat her meat. Ok, that came out wrong.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I still remember the first time I heard a beautiful girl fart. I was so scared and confused, I didn't know who to turn to or where to go. I then cried in the shower and called a teen-help hotline. My innocence was broken that day and I've never been the same since. That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger, but that day I died a little inside.

 

[Immortalfire]

I still remember the first time I heard a beautiful girl fart. I was so scared and confused, I didn't know who to turn to or where to go. I then cried in the shower and called a teen-help hotline. My innocence was broken that day and I've never been the same since. That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger, but that day I died a little inside.

I wept reading that.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That comes from going out to places and seeing guys burp or fart with ease, yet never ever seeing girls do it, unless they're just the type to do so in public.

I guess I should have expected the crap factory from the gf, as she does like to eat her meat. Ok, that came out wrong.

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What was the sudden fixation w/ making a thread like this?

Ah, screw it, hell no I don't like to even acknowledge bodily functions.

Sure, sure, it's a part of life, but I'm pretty diligent about making sure that no one's around when I fart. It's not like their terrible, but it embarasses me to no end. It doesn't really bother me when other people do it though, as long as they stay away from me when they do it.

 

[E-Mack]

Burping is fine. It's pretty cute actually when a girl does it.





But I don't even wanna hear the notion that girls secrete anything from their body except some fluids during sex.

 

[Iceman]

I once dumped O) a gf for exactly this. It doesn't bother me anymore.

 

[gregtestagent]

I don't burp or fart in front of even guys. I never found it appropriate for some strange reason.

 

[JLBats]

I once dumped O) a gf for exactly this. It doesn't bother me anymore.

Wow, that's sad.

 

[Gordon Freeman]

I don't burp or fart in front of even guys. I never found it appropriate for some strange reason.

I do the same.

I even try to repress it when I'm by myself.

Not burping actually, but regardless.

I think it's because

I like having everything clean.

And that somehow makes my surroundings...

unclean.

I apologize for my William Shatner moment.

 

[gregtestagent]

Me too. But it's a necessary function of the body.

 

[Strange]

Better out than in, I always say.

 

[Gordon Freeman]

Better out than in, I always say.

You've obviously never shot compressed air down your throat.

It's awesome.

 

[Iceman]

Wow, that's sad.

I was young and it was about 2 days into the relationship.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Would snorting when one laughs count. Huge turn off

 

[lars573]

Though there are a few things that still make me shudder that the significant other does. For one thing, the day you enter the bathroom after a petite korean girl and it smells like some huge fat ass just crapped out some rotting roadkill, it's a mite unsettling at first.

I can one up you that. This totally true BTW, as in my household we have few bounderies. I get up one saturday morning when I'm 16, and my sister (12) is already up watching carebears or some s--t. So I go to the can to piss, and get up to wach my hands. Then I have to stop as there is something soaking in the sink. So naturally I pick it up. And unfurl my sisters panties (they could only be hers the waist band is 2 feet in diameter, my sister is fat) with a biiiiig red stain in the crotch. Now being that I just got up it takes 4 seconds for why there is a big red stain on these granny-panties to register. So I put them back. Go out to the kitchen and wash my hands. Then I go punch my sister and watch Superman. Then my mom gets up, and finds them and she chews out my sister for 10 minutes. Then my brother (14) gets up. He is a lot less aware when he first gets up. So he was handling these for 2 minutes before it dawned on him WTF was going on. I'm sure the whole neighourhood heard him scream. And our neighbours definatly heard his half hour rant. This is what you get when you tell someone to clean up their messes people.

 

[JLBats]

I can one up you that. This totally true BTW, as in my household we have few bounderies. I get up one saturday morning when I'm 16, and my sister (12) is already up watching carebears or some s--t. So I go to the can to piss, and get up to wach my hands. Then I have to stop as there is something soaking in the sink. So naturally I pick it up. And unfurl my sisters panties (they could only be hers the waist band is 2 feet in diameter, my sister is fat) with a biiiiig red stain in the crotch. Now being that I just got up it takes 4 seconds for why there is a big red stain on these granny-panties to register. So I put them back. Go out to the kitchen and wash my hands. Then I go punch my sister and watch Superman. Then my mom gets up, and finds them and she chews out my sister for 10 minutes. Then my brother (14) gets up. He is a lot less aware when he first gets up. So he was handling these for 2 minutes before it dawned on him WTF was going on. I'm sure the whole neighourhood heard him scream. And our neighbours definatly heard his half hour rant. This is what you get when you tell someone to clean up their messes people.

...This is the most ****ing disturbing post I've ever read in my life. I'm scarred. I'm crying a little bit. Seriously. Ew.