Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I truthfully never had any problem with anything like farting and belching and such. I just have a problem with it in certain settings.

"Do you, Tina, take Shadowboxing to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"...I do. *BPLLLlllllllrph*"

 

[Iceman]

I'm workin on getting comfortable with them. I was always ok with belching, I'm almost ok with flatulence, and I don't think I'll ever be ok with defecation.

spends an hour a day in a sealed chamber of girl-gasses.

What about Level 3?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How are you working on it?

I squeeze her stomach till she passes gas, then I try not to care

 

[JLBats]

I squeeze her stomach till she passes gas, then I try not to care

Ah, foreplay.

 

[Sensi]

I think good manners and respect should be used. Just because we have these functions, doesnt mean we need to flaunt them.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ah, foreplay.

Sure gets me in the mood

 

[Iceman]

I squeeze her stomach till she passes gas, then I try not to care

Don't squeeze too hard.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, then I'll run out of the room screaming lol.

 

[Iceman]

With your penchant for

Spoiler

, I think you need to take your training more seriously.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I prefer my mules to just look nice. I can't be bothered with what comes out of them lol.

 

[Iceman]

Maybe this is the solution:

Spoiler

 

[X]

What, are you guys kidding?








I thought everyone knew girls *******s smelt like puppydogs and rainbows. They magically the most efficent creatures to ever trod the planet.

 

[War Lord]

Bodily functions are a turn-off, why wouldn't they be?

However, if you're going to suffer a movement of some kind, excuse yourself and do your business and then return, than it's not so bad.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I dunno, one time during sex my ex quifed and a couple months later...BAM....I broke up with her.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Maybe this is the solution:

Spoiler

Haha, really am tryin to get my hands on one of those actually.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I prefer my mules to just look nice. I can't be bothered with what comes out of them lol.

are you calling andthepickles a mule?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Not at all.

 

[X]

I dunno, one time during sex my ex quifed and a couple months later...BAM....I broke up with her.

You're going to lose out on a lot of potential relationships there, buddy.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

The irony of my tale is that it wasn't because of that.

 

[Boom]

I've heard girls fart before, but I've never heard them fart before. The scenario is always the same.

Me: *Talking pointless **** as per usual*
Her: "OMG. Excuse me."
Me: "What'choo talkin' 'bout, *****?"
Her: "I just farted."
Me: "...No you didn't."
Her: "Like I totally did just now. Sorry."
Me: "I didn't hear a damned thing."
Her: "Oh. Oh well."

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Girls poop always looks petite.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont eat = I dont poop/fart.
I pee a lot though, like..a lot. And everywhere

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

.......Farts,...find a way.

 

[Iceman]

Chaos theory. Foolproof.

 

[CASk8er87]

this thread was a good read...lol. And a good laugh.