Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[SapphirePrima]

I can one up you that. This totally true BTW, as in my household we have few bounderies. I get up one saturday morning when I'm 16, and my sister (12) is already up watching carebears or some s--t. So I go to the can to piss, and get up to wach my hands. Then I have to stop as there is something soaking in the sink. So naturally I pick it up. And unfurl my sisters panties (they could only be hers the waist band is 2 feet in diameter, my sister is fat) with a biiiiig red stain in the crotch. Now being that I just got up it takes 4 seconds for why there is a big red stain on these granny-panties to register. So I put them back. Go out to the kitchen and wash my hands. Then I go punch my sister and watch Superman. Then my mom gets up, and finds them and she chews out my sister for 10 minutes. Then my brother (14) gets up. He is a lot less aware when he first gets up. So he was handling these for 2 minutes before it dawned on him WTF was going on. I'm sure the whole neighourhood heard him scream. And our neighbours definatly heard his half hour rant. This is what you get when you tell someone to clean up their messes people.

I know that disgusting that your sister left her blood stained underware in the sink but it's pretty mean you punched her for it.

 

[SuperFerret]

I wouldn't say that bodily functions are a turn-off in the fact that I'd dump a girl for them, but some aren't exactly public-friendly either.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

 

[Kipobe]

Sex didn't begin for me until I discovered the golden shower.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

...........................................

 

[Strange]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

You should have saved it, you could probably have sold it on E-bay.

 

[Kipobe]

Kinda ironic. I didn't even read Wil's post until I posted mine. Regardless, I stand by my comment.

 

[The Dude]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

Holy ****ing ****. That is so gross

 

[lars573]

I know that disgusting that your sister left her blood stained underware in the sink but it's pretty mean you punched her for it.

Like I said few bounderies. A vagina is no shield from wrath, besides she can take punches. And in the context of my family 1 punch isn't mean. Mean would be choking/whipping her with them, which I considered. Until I realized that my brother finding them and his reaction would be pure comedy gold. And it was.

 

[FRUITY]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

Pity, you were made for each other

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Kinda ironic. I didn't even read Wil's post until I posted mine. Regardless, I stand by my comment.

heh, weird...Pink Showers.
New niche.

 

[Kipobe]

They're trumped by red showers. They're only available one a month, but oh how they're worth it.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

heh, weird...Pink Showers.
New niche.

Barf

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wow I thought I resized that

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's a good size.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

It's a good size.

I seriously having second thoughts. I mean that may be too much barf for one post.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I feel I should mention this. Not that it has anything to do with bodily functions but I am (for some unknown reason) listening to Nickelback right now. It is like being caught in a horrible wave of mediocrity

 

[JLBats]

I feel I should mention this. Not that it has anything to do with bodily functions but I am (for some unknown reason) listening to Nickelback right now. It is like being caught in a horrible wave of mediocrity

That's bodily functions, since they are ****.

Lol, I made a FuNNY.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm workin on getting comfortable with them. I was always ok with belching, I'm almost ok with flatulence, and I don't think I'll ever be ok with defecation.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

HAha.....AndThePickles farted and he was sort of okay with it. HAha

 

[Iceman]

I'm workin on getting comfortable with them. I was always ok with belching, I'm almost ok with flatulence, and I don't think I'll ever be ok with defecation.

How are you working on it?

 

[Majik1387]

Belches-Sometimes a turn on.
Farts-Turn off all the time.

 

[Bill]

How are you working on it?

Practice.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I truthfully never had any problem with anything like farting and belching and such. I just have a problem with it in certain settings.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How are you working on it?

spends an hour a day in a sealed chamber of girl-gasses.