Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[Iceman]

After taking parasitology and being convinced that I have 2-3 tapeworms myself, I'd have to say yes. I've even named them

Don't let them get too friendly with each other or things could get worse quickly. This actually explains some of your other problems with bodily functions.

 

[incubat]

One thing I still can't get over is that my teachers and hawt girls poop. Seriously...it just destroys a mental image of them that I have. It's just disturbing. Like...when do they find the time to poop,and when was the last time. Ugh....kill me.

i can really, seriously really, relate to that

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Don't let them get too friendly with each other or things could get worse quickly. This actually explains some of your other problems with bodily functions.

Hahaha, I'll spread rumors so they dislike each other. I really do think I have a few since my stomach is a bottomless pit. And this is more than young male high metabolism and healthy appetite.

 

[Iceman]

Hahaha, I'll spread rumors so they dislike each other. I really do think I have a few since my stomach is a bottomless pit. And this is more than young male high metabolism and healthy appetite.

Probably a good thing. Lets you get away with eating as much as you like while still staying in good enough shape to keep ATP happy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, it helps that I'm a all about the gym too.

 

[Iceman]

So worms aren't all bad then. I might look into getting some, if I lose gym motivation.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, I recommend pin over tape. Easier to get rid of when you get tired of them. And don't even think about a hookworm :

 

[Iceman]

Cheers for the advice

 

[J. J. Jameson]

I'm gonna barf if I hear anymore about body worms

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

damn, every 10-15 minutes or so, i keep farting, whats up with that?

 

[Lackey]

One time I was doing my girlfriend doggystyle and she started to push one out, I didn't notice right away because the lights were off but then I could smell it... so I pulled out and stuck it up her ******* to push it back in. It was such a turn on.

 

[Lackey]

My ex-fiance got a bad urinary tract infection once (my bad, my bad). She came out of the bathroom and said, "I know this is so gross, but somebody's got to see this."
And she held up a mason jar into which she had urinated, and the piss was cloudy pink with blood, and there were actually feathery little shreds of sloughed off, what appeared to be skin tissue, floating in there like dead fish.

We marvelled at it for a while, she poured it away, and we were so in love.

since you said "my bad" I'm assuming it's your fault... did you stick it in her pink right after sticking it in her stink? or did you eat her out after giving her a rim job?

 

[JLBats]

One time I was doing my girlfriend doggystyle and she started to push one out, I didn't notice right away because the lights were off but then I could smell it... so I pulled out and stuck it up her ******* to push it back in. It was such a turn on.

...Go on.

 

[JLBats]

since you said "my bad" I'm assuming it's your fault... did you stick it in her pink right after sticking it in her stink? or did you eat her out after giving her a rim job?

Keep talking.

 

[user123456789]

Obviously everyone has them, so it would be a moot point regardless, but I have heard guys freak out over the fact that their girlfriend basically belched or farted within range of them as opposed to doing it somewhere else, and apparantly it killed the illusion of them being feminine or something to that effect. I confess I used to be like that, but have gotten over it now.

Though there are a few things that still make me shudder that the significant other does. For one thing, the day you enter the bathroom after a petite korean girl and it smells like some huge fat ass just crapped out some rotting roadkill, it's a mite unsettling at first.

What do you have against korean people?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

One time I was doing my girlfriend doggystyle and she started to push one out, I didn't notice right away because the lights were off but then I could smell it... so I pulled out and stuck it up her ******* to push it back in. It was such a turn on.

Stop telling everyone!

 

[Nebins]

My girlfriend and I are pretty comforitable with each other although we do try to minimize the farting in front of each other out of common courtesy. I do burp in front of her all the time though and she burps in front of me.

 

[terry78]

What do you have against korean people?

My girlfriend is korean. I'm describing her. She's a 5'1 korean chick. I'm a 5'5 black guy. She had a bowel movement one day and it was a tad rank. That's the synopsis.

 

[HellOnEarth]

damn, every 10-15 minutes or so, i keep farting, whats up with that?

Bad digestive system.

 

[HellOnEarth]

My girlfriend is korean. I'm describing her. She's a 5'1 korean chick. I'm a 5'5 black guy. She had a bowel movement one day and it was a tad rank. That's the synopsis.

Why do Korean girls laugh so ****ing much? That giggle at nothing; they laugh when it's not even funny...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Bad digestive system.

....or recent Mexican food.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

could be

 

[incubat]

....or recent Mexican food.

hmmm...mexican food

 

[jimmy]

Tacos rule.

 

[Iceman]

One time I was doing my girlfriend doggystyle and she started to push one out, I didn't notice right away because the lights were off but then I could smell it... so I pulled out and stuck it up her ******* to push it back in. It was such a turn on.

Hahaha

Good thinking.