Are You Afraid of the Lounge?

[sabetoonth]

Mom went and bought a **** ton of candy today

 

[Sawyer]

Hold on......

toonth, you're still on the Hype?

 

[sabetoonth]

LOL, this is a shock to you, Sawyer? I only really leave when my computer's die.

 

[Victarion]

Freeze those puppies. They taste better frozen.

 

[Harls]

Freeze the candy? I heard people talking about freezing candy yesterday and I thought they're just trying to like make it last longer. Do you eat it frozen?!

 

[Victarion]

Freeze the candy? I heard people talking about freezing candy yesterday and I thought they're just trying to like make it last longer. Do you eat it frozen?!

Oh yes! Let it sit for a night, then try one the next day. It's delicious.

 

[KevanG]

I like freezing candy bars. I find they taste better.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Back in the day that's what my family used to do to everything when we would go out to the movies. Freeze up some candy and sodas then sneak em' in Mom/Grandma's purse. Half way through the movie you bust them out. Everything is nice and cool but not frozen. Chocolate is not melted and gooey and you get that slushy action going on with your soda.

 

[Harls]

Freezing candy doesn't make sense... I don't know how it would make it taste better, because that's not how tastes work... what is this witchcraft?

 

[Kane52630]

Match 1: The Original Bamfer vs hopefuldreamer

Match 2: ComicChick vs Hunter Rider

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Freezing candy doesn't make sense... I don't know how it would make it taste better, because that's not how tastes work... what is this witchcraft?

The same witchcraft that makes a bowl of ice cream fresh from the freezer better than a bowl left out on the counter for an hour.

 

[sabetoonth]

Freezing candy doesn't make sense... I don't know how it would make it taste better, because that's not how tastes work... what is this witchcraft?

Alchemy, not witchcraft.

 

[Harls]

The same witchcraft that makes a bowl of ice cream fresh from the freezer better than a bowl left out on the counter for an hour.

Ice cream is different - it's meant to be frozen. Candy is meant to be at room temperature :/

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Alchemy, not witchcraft.

Sorcery is my second preferred term. The first? MANWIZARDRY!!

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Sounds exciting.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ice cream is different - it's meant to be frozen. Candy is meant to be at room temperature :/

If serving temperature doesn't matter to the taste, as you claim, then it should make no difference. Check and Mate! Yahtzee! I sunk your Battleship! Pretty sneaky sis! Jenga! Sorry! Monopoly...

 

[Victarion]

I dunno about alchemy. I use ice elementals to freeze mine.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Even without a freezer?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I dunno about alchemy. I use ice elementals to freeze mine.

But what about the overhead? You got minimum wage, and state regs, plus overtime, vacation, medical and dental. Seems like a lot to go through to keep an Elemental around just for the occasional Tutti Fruity. t:

 

[Victarion]

Even without a freezer?

All they need are blood and souls.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

That's rather morbid.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All they need are blood and souls.

So like my last girlfriend? Thank you, thank you... I'll be at the Chuckle Shack all next week. Tip your waitress. t:

 

[Victarion]

Want a 3 Musketeers bar?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Want a 3 Musketeers bar?

After your blood and souls comment? ... Nah. I'll pass on fear of getting a mouth full or Porthos.

 

[KevanG]

So I'm thinking of posting some articles from the Onion on the main page and see how much of an uproar we get from some of our 'special' posters.