Are You Afraid of the Lounge?

[Victarion]

Let me help you with that.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

He's loose! Bamf, grab the rope! I'll get the taser!

We may have to hobble you now, Sawyer.

All I have to do is tell him to sit and stay.

 

[Schlosser85]

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Sawyer]

You couldn't pay me enough, Bamf.


Wait, that makes me sound like a prostitute...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's why you pay me.

 

[Schlosser85]

You couldn't pay me enough, Bamf.


Wait, that makes me sound like a prostitute...

Do you prefer the term "nocturnal entrepreneur"?

 

[Sawyer]

 

[Schlosser85]

Pssh, at this point I'm jealous of anybody who's had sex sometime within the last few years. The truth is cruel.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And so the lounge dies.

 

[Schlosser85]

Dying like the last flap of a crippled Alderaanian swan. Its majesty which for so long had floated above the darkness, delicate as a feather buoyed on a soft breeze, finally slipping into and being swallowed up by a void of inky black.

Verily, I say unto thee, it is thus.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Huh? It's 1:30am AGAIN? Zod-Damnit, Superman... What happened now? Lois slip in the shower or something? We all gotta relive our path in the timestream every time Miss Puts-Herself-In-Danger Woman pushes her luck too far? And yet Chris Hardwick STILL has a show on late nite cable, and you did nothing, Kal-El!!!

 

[Schlosser85]

I used to find The Talking Dead really obnoxious, and now I've started to enjoy it. Hardwicke needs to NEVER invite Marilyn Manson back though.

 

[craigdbfan]

What happened?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I think that Hardwick is on some good shows, or at least he has good ideas for shows that appeal to the geek/nerd community. But he is just the worst. The worst comedian, the worst interviewer, the worst host... His level of mediocrity on all levels is stunning. And he's just not funny or charming so he make up for it with enthusiasm... Which doesn't work cause it just makes him desperate looking. He's Capt. FLop-Sweat. He try, try, tries... And fail, fail, FAILS.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What happened?

Partial Multi-Versal collapse creating a 1 hour Earth orbit localized chronocontinuim flow reversal.

 

[craigdbfan]

lol I'm going to watch it right now. Apparently it was a whole bunch of irrelevant stuff.

Manson is a pretty smart guy but I guess Manson isn't too familiar with the series, maybe?

 

[Schlosser85]

Actually he seemed familiar with it, he just has strange (really strange, sometimes creepy) opinions on everything, and rambles on forever.

 

[craigdbfan]

Six minutes in and I get what you're saying. He actually does seem pretty familiar with the show but I think he might have been too oddly introspective, enough so that it kind of went over a lot of peoples heads (not blaming anyone if it did).

His ideas while a bit scatter shot and incoherent did make some sort of sense but like you said it's pretty out there. Like the genital warts thing.

 

[squeekness]

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[MrMaooz]

Hi.

 

[Harls]

Howdy, Maooz.

 

[MrMaooz]

 

[jaymes_e06]

It's a little early for me... aww what the hell. I take it shaken.. not stirred.

 

[MrMaooz]

Are you Jaymes Bond?

 

[jaymes_e06]

Yes!