Elijya
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In your mind, who's a Bad Ass?
Wolverine? Batman? Shaft? Get a life, they're fictional, and you really need to move out of you mom's basement
Professional Athletes? Half of them are on steroids and they'd all fail an IQ test. And you can't fail an IQ test.
Chuck Norris? Shut Up. The joke is old, and the guy makes movies for the Hallmark Channel. The Chuck Norris you want to believe in is fictional.
Screw these people. These idols, these icons we prop up. What have they ever really done? It's not like they've ever won a medal.
So what about the men who have won medals? Well, I have a few stories to share. Turns out the website http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/moh1.htm catalogs the names and the stories of the 3,400 Men more bad ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of who won the Congressional Medal of Honor.
It doesn't matter how you feel about War, Violence, Politics, America, or what loser is going to win American Idol. In fact, it's really sad that you do probably know the names of more American Idol contestants than winners of the Medal of Honor, and you do, don't you? Are you proud of that? Why don't you amend that and read the tales of some true Men. Let's start with Thomas Baker, my new Hero:
8 Bullets, 8 dead enemies. Thomas Baker: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
Weapon of Choice? Mortar Shells. Beauford Anderson: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
Slayer of over 100 Nazis. Jose Lopez: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
He shot Chinese for seven hours straight in his underwear through a freezing cold night. And he didn't even go to boot camp. Hector Cafferata: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
Good God, I don't think I'll ever have to pay for another movie again, I can just sit and read these.
Wolverine? Batman? Shaft? Get a life, they're fictional, and you really need to move out of you mom's basement
Professional Athletes? Half of them are on steroids and they'd all fail an IQ test. And you can't fail an IQ test.
Chuck Norris? Shut Up. The joke is old, and the guy makes movies for the Hallmark Channel. The Chuck Norris you want to believe in is fictional.
Screw these people. These idols, these icons we prop up. What have they ever really done? It's not like they've ever won a medal.
So what about the men who have won medals? Well, I have a few stories to share. Turns out the website http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/moh1.htm catalogs the names and the stories of the 3,400 Men more bad ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of who won the Congressional Medal of Honor.
It doesn't matter how you feel about War, Violence, Politics, America, or what loser is going to win American Idol. In fact, it's really sad that you do probably know the names of more American Idol contestants than winners of the Medal of Honor, and you do, don't you? Are you proud of that? Why don't you amend that and read the tales of some true Men. Let's start with Thomas Baker, my new Hero:
BAKER, THOMAS A
Rank and organization: Sergeant, U.S. Army, Company A, 105th Infantry, 27th Infantry Division.
Place and date: Saipan, Mariana Islands, 19 June to 7 July 1944.
Citation: For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty at Saipan, Mariana Islands, 19 June to 7 July 1944. When his entire company was held up by fire from automatic weapons and small-arms fire from strongly fortified enemy positions that commanded the view of the company, Sgt. (then Pvt.) Baker voluntarily took a bazooka and dashed alone to within 100 yards of the enemy. Through heavy rifle and machinegun fire that was directed at him by the enemy, he knocked out the strong point, enabling his company to assault the ridge. Some days later while his company advanced across the open field flanked with obstructions and places of concealment for the enemy, Sgt. Baker again voluntarily took up a position in the rear to protect the company against surprise attack and came upon 2 heavily fortified enemy pockets manned by 2 officers and 10 enlisted men which had been bypassed. Without regard for such superior numbers, he unhesitatingly attacked and killed all of them. Five hundred yards farther, he discovered 6 men of the enemy who had concealed themselves behind our lines and destroyed all of them. On 7 July 1944, the perimeter of which Sgt. Baker was a part was attacked from 3 sides by from 3,000 to 5,000 Japanese. During the early stages of this attack, Sgt. Baker was seriously wounded but he insisted on remaining in the line and fired at the enemy at ranges sometimes as close as 5 yards until his ammunition ran out. Without ammunition and with his own weapon battered to uselessness from hand-to-hand combat, he was carried about 50 yards to the rear by a comrade, who was then himself wounded. At this point Sgt. Baker refused to be moved any farther stating that he preferred to be left to die rather than risk the lives of any more of his friends. A short time later, at his request, he was placed in a sitting position against a small tree. Another comrade, withdrawing, offered assistance. Sgt. Baker refused, insisting that he be left alone and be given a soldier's pistol with its remaining 8 rounds of ammunition. When last seen alive, Sgt. Baker was propped against a tree, pistol in hand, calmly facing the foe. Later Sgt. Baker's body was found in the same position, gun empty, with 8 Japanese lying dead before him. His deeds were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Army.
8 Bullets, 8 dead enemies. Thomas Baker: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
ANDERSON, BEAUFORD T.
Rank and organization: Technical Sergeant, U.S. Army, 381st Infantry, 96th Infantry Division.
Place and date: Okinawa, 13 April 1945.
Citation: He displayed conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the call of duty. When a powerfully conducted predawn Japanese counterattack struck his unit's flank, he ordered his men to take cover in an old tomb, and then, armed only with a carbine, faced the onslaught alone. After emptying 1 magazine at pointblank range into the screaming attackers, he seized an enemy mortar dud and threw it back among the charging Japs, killing several as it burst. Securing a box of mortar shells, he extracted the safety pins, banged the bases upon a rock to arm them and proceeded alternately to hurl shells and fire his piece among the fanatical foe, finally forcing them to withdraw. Despite the protests of his comrades, and bleeding profusely from a severe shrapnel wound, he made his way to his company commander to report the action. T/Sgt. Anderson's intrepid conduct in the face of overwhelming odds accounted for 25 enemy killed and several machineguns and knee mortars destroyed, thus single-handedly removing a serious threat to the company's flank.
Weapon of Choice? Mortar Shells. Beauford Anderson: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
LOPEZ, JOSE M.
Rank and organization: Sergeant, U.S. Army, 23d Infantry, 2d Infantry Division. Place and date: Near Krinkelt, Belgium, 17 December 1944. Entered service at: Brownsville, Tex. Birth: Mission, Tex. G.O. No.: 47, 18 June 1945. Citation: On his own initiative, he carried his heavy machinegun from Company K's right flank to its left, in order to protect that flank which was in danger of being overrun by advancing enemy infantry supported by tanks. Occupying a shallow hole offering no protection above his waist, he cut down a group of 10 Germans. Ignoring enemy fire from an advancing tank, he held his position and cut down 25 more enemy infantry attempting to turn his flank. Glancing to his right, he saw a large number of infantry swarming in from the front. Although dazed and shaken from enemy artillery fire which had crashed into the ground only a few yards away, he realized that his position soon would be outflanked. Again, alone, he carried his machinegun to a position to the right rear of the sector; enemy tanks and infantry were forcing a withdrawal. Blown over backward by the concussion of enemy fire, he immediately reset his gun and continued his fire. Single-handed he held off the German horde until he was satisfied his company had effected its retirement. Again he loaded his gun on his back and in a hail of small arms fire he ran to a point where a few of his comrades were attempting to set up another defense against the onrushing enemy. He fired from this position until his ammunition was exhausted. Still carrying his gun, he fell back with his small group to Krinkelt. Sgt. Lopez's gallantry and intrepidity, on seemingly suicidal missions in which he killed at least 100 of the enemy, were almost solely responsible for allowing Company K to avoid being enveloped, to withdraw successfully and to give other forces coming up in support time to build a line which repelled the enemy drive.
Slayer of over 100 Nazis. Jose Lopez: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
Hector Cafferata was a marine reservist on inactive status when the Korean War broke out. Afraid that he would miss the war if he had to go through basic training, he talked a sergant in his unit into modifying the paperwork so he could skip boot camp, get on the ship with the Seventh Marines, and go direcly to Korea.
On November 28, 1950, Cafferata's company was on a barren Korean mountainside overlooking a narrow road near the Chosin reservoir. Under the command of Captain William Barber, its orders were to hold the Tokong Pass, the escape route for two Marine regiments in the area in danger of being cut off. Cafferata was unaware that a massive Chinese unit was very close by.
As darkness fell and the temperature plummeted below zero, the company commander sent Cafferata and three other Marines out to a listening post just beyond the American perimeter. They decided that Cafferata and his friend Kenny Benson would sleep while the other Marines took the first watch. Unable to dig a foxhole in the forzen ground, the two men cut down pine trees to serve as a windbreak, then took off their parkas and boots and climbed into their sleeping bags.
Around 1:30 A.M., the Chinese began a sudden massive assault; Cafferata and Benson awoke to a cacophony of enemy screams, bugles and gunfire. Cafferata struggled out of his sleeping bag and grabbed his rife. With Benson firing beside him, he emptied a clip into the troops closing in on him. Eight Chineses soldiers fell.
Cafferata and Benson moved back to take cover in a dry wash in which several Marines lay dead and wounded. They decided to stay to protect their fallen comrades. As they began shooting, a Chinese soldier heaved a satchel charge. It hit about thirty yards away, blowing several of the Marines into the air. When a grenade landed a few feet away, Benson picked it up to fling it back, but it exploded near his face, blinding him. Cafferata grabbed serveral weapons from the fallen Marines and shouted at Benson to load for him by feel.
Over the next seven hours, Cafferata never stopped shooting. The wooden front hand guard on one of his rifles started to smolder from the heat generated by his rapid fire. He moved along the wash, shooting the Chinese as they came up over its lip and batting away enemy grenades with his entrenching tool. During the battle, a grenade fell near Benson and him; Cafferata tried to throw it away, but it exploded as soon as it left his hand and blew the flesh off his frozen fingers. Isolated and alone except for his blind comrade, he fought until dawn, when some Marines finally made their way to the ditch.
Only after the Chinese forces finally withdrew did Cafferata realize that he had fought through the freezin night in his socks and shirt. As he tried to retrieve his boots and parka from the sleeping bag, he was hit in the arm and chest. He was evacuated and hospitalized for eighteen months. Later he learned that American officers had counted approximately one hundred Chinese dead around the ditch where he had fought that night but had decided no to put the figure into their report because they thought that no would believe it.
In 1952, back home in New Jersey, Cafferata was informed by telegram that he had been awarded the Medal of Honor and was to go to Washington to recieve it. When he replied that he'd prefer to have it mailed to him, he was contacted by a Marine officer who barked at him, "You will get down here so that President Truman can personally give this Medal of Honor to you!" It was presented on November 24, 1952.
He shot Chinese for seven hours straight in his underwear through a freezing cold night. And he didn't even go to boot camp. Hector Cafferata: More Bad Ass than you or anyone you've ever heard of.
Good God, I don't think I'll ever have to pay for another movie again, I can just sit and read these.