Badass One Liners

[Wiseman]

Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

 

[CelticPredator]

*f-word* you, ya *f-word*in' *f-word*ers .- Mr. Smith, Shoot 'em up.

You know what I hate....?

Guns dont kill people....but they sure help.

That whole movie is one badass line.

 

[protocida]

"Boo ****ing hoo".

 

[블라스]

You know what I hate....?

Guns dont kill people....but they sure help.

That whole movie is one badass line.

Yeah, man. I know.
I love that movie so much

 

[Heisenberg]

"I took the father, now I'll take the son."
Bill The Butcher (Gangs Of New York)

"And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Maximus (Gladiator)

"King Kong ain't got **** on me!"
Alonzo Harris (Training Day)

"And I seem to remember breaking your face."
John Doe (Se7en)

Anything Samuel L. Jackson says in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Heisenberg]

Edit - Double post.

 

[Dark Victory]

When Russel Crowe revealed himself to Jaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.

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8:25

 

[Soapy]

"You tell 'em I'm coming...and hell's coming with me!"

 

[AgentRed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gExeX1lPtI

 

[Dark Victory]

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[Kane52630]

Tropic Thunder

"they are trained soldiers"
"Yea, but were trained actors Motherf****"


i actually stood up in the theater and clapped when they show that scene

 

[Doctor Jones]

I love that delivery.

The look on his face says it all.

 

[DDS]

"I love you"
"I know"

 

[Warhammer]

"I'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."
"Yeah. SEE 'ya!"

More people need to become aware of this scene...quite possibly the greatest fight scene of all-time.

 

[Warhammer]

"Bunch of slackjawed f****ts around here, this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me."

Blaine, Predator

 

[Warhammer]

edit...

 

[Doctor Jones]

More people need to become aware of this scene...quite possibly the greatest fight scene of all-time.

That was possiblt one of the WORST things I have ever seen in my life. Good God, that's hilarious.

 

[Warhammer]

Yes, I am glad you have seen it.

 

[Kane]

"Brother, life's a b*tch and she's back in heat."

 

[Ratcrawler]

"This is the 90s, you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'

Also, there's Darkwing Duck's "Let's get dangerous!"

 

[Matt Murdock]

"You cheated."
"Pirate."

 

[Matt Murdock]

"Oh my god. Oh my god! We're going to die."
"Not yet."
-Master Chief, Halo: Combat Evolved

"Permission to disembark, sir."
"What for?"
"To give the Covenant back their bomb."
-Halo 2

 

[Asgard]

"Bunch of slackjawed f****ts around here, this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me."

I hope The Expendables will bring back such badassery dialogue.

Bennett: John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.

Matrix:Let off some steam, Bennett!

Bennett is the best leather wearing, effeminate badass Ive ever seen on film.

 

[nocomics]

I'm tired of these M*ther Fn' Snakes on this M*ther Fn' Plane.-SLJ


Whoa!!-Neo

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.-Jules

May the force be with you-Star Wars

 

[Webley]

Immortality is a pain in the ass