Badass One Liners

[Figs]

Marv from Sin City pretty much spoke badass every time he opened his mouth.

I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

Marv: I don't hear you giving me any name, jerk. Guess when I shot you in the belly, I aimed a little too high.
Marv: You keep holding out on me like this, and I'm going to have to get really nasty.

Marv: I had to fight some cops.
Lucille: Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

Marv: [at his own execution] Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night.

Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

Although not really a one liner I always liked it how he just sits his ass down at the bar and says "Shot and a beer Shelly...and keep 'em coming" then forcefully slides the empty shot glass into the others like he owns the place. t:

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Ash from Army of Darkness:
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
"He, she-*****, lets go!"

Ghostbusters:
Peter: "He's a sailor, He's in New York, we get this guy laid we shouldn't have any problems!"

Peter: "What's bad?"
Winston: "Tell 'em about the twinkie."
Peter: "What about the twinkie?"

Ghostbusters II:
Ray: "Did you get the number on it?"
Winston: "Sorry...I missed it."

 

[CelticPredator]

Sorry but it's " YO! She *****."

The YO is the badass part.

 

[Jick]

SHUT UP, FOOL!

Mister-T.

 

[Jick]

From Predator "I ain't got time to bleed"

And: "You're affraid of no man!"
"There's something out there waiting for us...and it ain't no man."

 

[Cagefighterkip]

"Yippy ki-yay motha'fuka'" (Die Hard 1/2/3/4)

"Never tell me the odds" (Empire Strikes Back)

"I'll be back" (and all the variations in T1, T2, T3, T4)

"I never forget an *********." (Lethal Weapon)

"Cream of bull$#!t" (Dead Like Me, i know its not a movie but still a pimp line)

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." (Raiders)

"Trust me." (Raiders and T2)

"I'm sorry, I meant drop dead comrade..." (IJ and the KOTCS)

 

[Bunker]

You're fired.

*fires missile*

So cheesy, yet so good.

 

[Kane]

"Say hi to mommy...in HELL!"

haha. On a serious note:

“We boil at different degrees.”

"God this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

"Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dog****, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog****. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog ****s ya!"

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Alright, so they aren't exactly "one-liners," but they are badass, nonetheless. Clint Eastwood is the king of badass quotes!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Roschac: I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.

Marcus Wright: So that's what death tastes like.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Kyle Reece: Come With Me If You Want To Live

Terminator: Hasta la vista Baby

Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, *****

 

[Bunker]

Marcus Wright: So that's what death tastes like.

Seriously? That line made me laugh. Not in a good way.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

Freddy "This is god"

 

[Darkness Falls]

from shoot em' up

Mr. Hertz: Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live.
[lobby of henchmen laugh]
Mr. Hertz: [growing serious] And if that happens in this show, I will do a lot more than ask for my money back.

Mr. Hertz: **** me sideways.

Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit

Mr. Hertz: Guns don't kill people! But they sure help.

Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.

 

[Maximus One]

Wolfmans got nards!! From The Monster Squad

 

[Space Moose]

The ultimate one-liner:

"Pain don't hurt!"
- Roadhouse

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Death? What y'all know bout death?-Sgt Barnes in Platoon.

Let's roar!!!!!!!!!-Private Vasquez in Aliens.

Come on baby you want some of this? Come on I ain't got all day! **** you!-Private Hudson in Aliens.

Eat this!!-Hicks in Aliens.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Venom:
oooh my spidersense is tingling *grabs mj* if you knoooww what i'm talking about

say what you will about sm3 but i love that line

 

[Ace of Knaves]

^It is a great line.

"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure."

"I can feel your spine, Johnny boy"

 

[Eggyman]

Han Solo:

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Jack Sparrow:

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me ... one of you succeeded.

That was without a single drop of rum.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Today was the day that you *almost* caught capn jack sparrow

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey man, I've got 5 kids to feed!-Total Recall

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!!-Starship Troopers

That light at the end of the tunnel, guess what? That's not heaven. That's the C-Train!-Daredevil

Time to pay the devil his dues!-Daredevil

Jog on!-Football Factory

See you? I'll cut you first-Football Factory

Guns for show, knives for a pro-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

Why would I wahn a caravan tha's got no ****in' wheels?-Snatch

Getaway driver? Tell me Sol, what the **** can he get away from?-Snatch

 

[Eggyman]

Melvin Udall (As Good As It Gets):

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Why don't you stick your head up your ass?-Scarface

CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!!!-Apocaplypse Now

 

[Bunker]

Thanks for the new sig, Eggy.

 

[Eggyman]

Lol. No probs, bud.