Badass One Liners

[Trainwreck2100]

You're best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and #$%^ the prom queenJohn Patrick Mason of her majesty's SAS

 

[CelticPredator]

Consideha dat a devorce.

See you at da patay reectah!

Mah nhaem iz nawt QUAID!


You sink diz is da rehel Quiad? Et iz...ahahah.

 

[dude stannis]

I youtubed a quote from The Running Man to see if something would pop up and got this video lol good to see so many TRM fans around I had no idea they really even existed but yeah pick any quote from this vid

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Thread win!

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[CELTICPRED]

I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now.

Bourne.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now.

Bourne.

If you were in your office we'd be having this conversation face to face.

 

[CELTICPRED]

Get some rest Pam, you look tired.

**cue Moby

 

[Armored Avenger]

You shall not pass!

 

[ferret]

"To be, or not to be...

...not to be!"

 

[Phaser]

Girl: "Oh my god! How is it that you write women so well?"
Udall: "It's easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability".

 

[Wiseman]

"Oh my god. Oh my god! We're going to die."
"Not yet."
-Master Chief, Halo: Combat Evolved

"Permission to disembark, sir."
"What for?"
"To give the Covenant back their bomb."
-Halo 2

I like videogames as much as the next guy........but seriously, pull yourself together

 

[TruerToTheCore]

"You should not drink and bake"

 

[Warhammer]

"Cookies?! Who told you you could eat my cookies?! Put that cookie down...NOW!"

 

[TheRunningMan]

"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"only pain."

Conan

 

[Doctor Jones]

"You really don't think you'll win do you?"

"Things change."

 

[JackIvyGB]

Ghostbusters:

Peter- "We came, we saw, we kicked it's @$$!"

Winston- "Since I joined these men, I have seen $#!t that would turn you WHITE"

Batman Gotham Knight: In Darkness Dwells

Batman: "Croc bit me. He's got Crane's poison boiling in his veins!"
Gordon: "Are you in pain Batman?"
Batman: "I WORK THROUGH PAIN!"

Passenger 57

John Cutter: "Always bet on black!"

 

[TheRunningMan]

Ghostbusters:

Peter- "We came, we saw, we kicked it's @$$!"

Winston- "Since I joined these men, I have seen $#!t that would turn you WHITE"

Batman Gotham Knight: In Darkness Dwells

Batman: "Croc bit me. He's got Crane's poison boiling in his veins!"
Gordon: "Are you in pain Batman?"
Batman: "I WORK THROUGH PAIN!"

Passenger 57

John Cutter: "Always bet on black!"

let's show this prehistoric binch how we do things down town

 

[BloodyWolverine]

Well there are great lines i wanna post and oddly enough they came from TV and not film.


Live Long and Prosper.

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together.

Bloody Hell.

Autobots Transform and Roll Out.

Come Here You Fishy Fool.


Whats That Fur Face.

 

[gohei_]

"You killed my son."
*Scream & explosion*
"Both of them"
- Tom Jane's Punisher

 

[Twin723]

Why So Serious?

 

[Darthkush]

While it's not from a movie this exchange from Battlestar Gallactica gives the Han Solo line a run for it's money;

President Roslin "I love you"
Adama "'bout time."

heh, I have two of those myself:

Roslin:"if you're a cylon, I think I'd like to know"
Adama:"If i'm a Cylon, you're really screwed".

and
*Gaius Baltar is dreaming*
Six: Don't make me angry, Gaius.
Adama: You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

I know that last one was just a Hulk spoof but it was still awesome.

 

[Darthkush]

From Han Solo in ESB: "Who's scruffy looking?"

From Ghostbusters 2:
Louis:"...but I don't blame them cause one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
Egon: "Thanks Louis. Short but pointless."

 

[X-Ray]

Marv from Sin City pretty much spoke badass every time he opened his mouth.

I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

Marv: I don't hear you giving me any name, jerk. Guess when I shot you in the belly, I aimed a little too high.
Marv: You keep holding out on me like this, and I'm going to have to get really nasty.

Marv: I had to fight some cops.
Lucille: Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

Marv: [at his own execution] Would you hurry it up? I haven't got all night.

Marv: I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.

Creasy from Man on Fire

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Lisa: What are you gonna do?
Creasy: What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.
Lisa: [Whispering] You kill 'em all.

Ujio from the Last Smaurai

(After he's shot in his stomach)
(Japanese): Daiji nai. Yudan suna.
(English): No big deal. Stay alert.
(His men yelled in response)

Eric Draven from the Crow

Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

Eric Draven: I see you have made your decision, now let's see you enforce it.

Sergeant Thomas Highway from Heartbreak Ridge is another guy with a ton of them.

Highway: My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

Highway: [grabs Profile by the nose] If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a *****, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!

Highway: I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you *******s and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?

Highway: [sees Jones] Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine.

Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

Highway: Shut your face, hippie!

Highway: [to Corporal Jones after leaving Aponte's house] If you pull another ****head stunt like that again, the only thing that'll beat you to the brig is the headlights on the ambulance you'll be riding in.

And yes. It's more like bad ass lines being posted than bad ass one liners.

 

[protocida]

More people need to become aware of this scene...quite possibly the greatest fight scene of all-time.

No.

It's the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE!

 

[Kane52630]

another one,

Watchmen

None of you understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

 

[The Dark Defender]

When you're pushed...killing's as easy as breathing.