Badass One Liners

[Chris Wallace]

"You disappoint me, Warden; how can you expect me not to **** with you if you can't even be honest with me?"-Clyde Shelton, Law Abiding Citizen

 

[Beanjuice]

Zombieland



Columbus: What are we doing?

Tallahassee: What do ya mean what are we doing? Its a ****ing Hostess truck! We're takin a look.

 

[Kane52630]

all from They Live
besides the obvious (look at the first post)

That's like pouring perfume on a pig

You, you're okay. This one: real f*****' ugly.

Mama don't like tattletales.

I got news for 'em. There's gonna be hell to pay. 'Cause I ain't Daddy's little boy no more.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Titanic
Rose (to cal): I'd Rather be his ****e than your wife

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Gunn: What happened to you man?

Wesley: I had my throat cut and my friends abandoned me.

 

[Jordacar]

"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f***ing gun!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

^ that is badass

 

[Vengeance]

No grenades!

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

Three full mags, and my swinging cod!

 

[LastSunrise1981]

'Uh oh! Vampire with a gun!" Angelus after taking Wesley's shotgun away when fighting Faith.

 

[Darkness Falls]

It's Turbo Time - Arnie in jingle all the way

 

[Chris Wallace]

"You won't hurt me...you are policeman. There are rules for police."
"Yeah-that's that my captain keeps telling me."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"You look like a radioactive tampton" - Sam Rockwell "Moon".

 

[Jordacar]

HEERO: "Your fortress is secure, is it?"
MARIMEIA: "Of course it is! See for yourself just how powerless you are!"
HEERO: "Roger that."

--Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

 

[Kane52630]

i have a feeling that after i see AVATAR ill be quoting Quaritch in this thread

 

[FCEEVIPER]

[YT]MrTsuvykUZk[/YT]

 

[Vengeance]

Put that cookie down. NOW!

 

[Jordacar]

"Put the bunny back in the box."

 

[Darkness Falls]

*kevin spacey talking, wife cuts him off, he throws a plate at the wall"

(Calm But unhinged voice) Don't interrupt me

- AMERICAN BEAUTY

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Everybody relax, I'm here"

"Son of a ***** must pay!"

Jack Burton - Big Trouble in Little China.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Try getting a reservation at dorsia's now you ****** mother-*****

 

[gwynplaine]

MacReady : "Now I'm gonna show you what I already know".

.

 

[gwynplaine]

The Dude : "Obviously you're not a golfer."

 

[LastSunrise1981]

::Faith and Wesley jump out of a window after she escapes from prison::

Faith- You alright?

Wesley- Five by Five

 

[gwynplaine]

Norman Bates : "We all go a little mad sometimes."

 

[gwynplaine]

Jack Torrance : "Heeere's Johnny"