Badass One Liners

[Dark Carnage]

If I can't eat it, drink it, f**k it or fire it, I ain't interested. - Peter McCabe, Desperate Measures.

Say what you want about the movie, Michael Keaton once again owned the screen in the film.

 

[Dark Carnage]

Double Post

 

[darkseid26]

Roads? where we're going we don't need any roads. - Doc Brown

 

[John Locke]

Five pages and no ones mentioned this?

"You Shall Not Pass!"- Gandalf

 

[Armored Avenger]

Five pages and no ones mentioned this?

"You Shall Not Pass!"- Gandalf

Page 3, 7th post down.

Other great ones:
"Replicants are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem" - Blade Runner

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you - You're locked in here with me!" - Watchmen

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger" - The Dark Knight

 

[Doctor Jones]

"I like to keep this handy. For close encounters" - Hicks in Aliens

"I'm gettin' too old for this ****! - Murtagh in Lethal Weapon

"Sometimes I think God hates me."

"Hate him back, it works for me."

- Lethal Weapon

"I'm a lead farmer muther****er!"

- Tropic Thunder

"You threaten me once, I put up with it. You threaten me twice, I quit. You make me fear for my life, I swear to God I will put a ****ing bullet through your head as if you were anybody else!"

- Billy Costigan, The Departed

"I'm the guy who tells you what guys you can hit. Now that's a guy you can't quite hit, but it's almost a guy you can hit, so I'm gonna make a ****ing ruling on this right now. You don't ****ing hit him!"

- Mr. French, The Departed

"Stick around."

Dutch, Predator

"Get away from her YOU *****!"

- Ripley, Aliens

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hey man, I've got 5 kids to feed!-Total Recall

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!!-Starship Troopers

That light at the end of the tunnel, guess what? That's not heaven. That's the C-Train!-Daredevil

Time to pay the devil his dues!-Daredevil

Jog on!-Football Factory

See you? I'll cut you first-Football Factory

Guns for show, knives for a pro-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

Why would I wahn a caravan tha's got no ****in' wheels?-Snatch

Getaway driver? Tell me Sol, what the **** can he get away from?-Snatch

I love this line.

"You could park a ****ing jumbo jet in there!"

"No thank you. I'm sweet already."

"Goody gumdrops."

 

[Doctor Jones]

The Joker has many great one liners in B89.

"ooooh what a day! Hehehehehe..."

"Winged freak! Terrorizes! Wait'll they get a load of me."

"Come on you gruesome sonofa*****. Come to me! Come on!"

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Death? What y'all know bout death?-Sgt Barnes in Platoon.

Let's roar!!!!!!!!!-Private Vasquez in Aliens.

Come on baby you want some of this? Come on I ain't got all day! **** you!-Private Hudson in Aliens.

Eat this!!-Hicks in Aliens.

I'm pretty certain she says "Lets rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Haha you maybe be right. But what ever it was, it was bad ass.

"Never rub another mans rhubarb!"

"This town needs an enema!"

"Who is this loss...?"

 

[returntovoid]

"I'm not wearing hockey pads!!!!!!!!!!"

"Swear to me!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yippee ki-yay, mother******!"

"Go ahead, make my day"

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

"That light at the end of the tunnel, guess what? That's not heaven. That's the C-Train!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Haha you maybe be right. But what ever it was, it was bad ass.

"Never rub another mans rhubarb!"

"This town needs an enema!"

"Who is this loss...?"

"Bad tie. No style!"

"Batman! Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as BAT gets all of my press?"

Simply...

"Mirror... MIRROR!"

That scene is one of the best and if not the creepiest part of the film.

"I make art until someone dies. See? Hehehe. I am the world's first fully functional homicidal artist."

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Bad tie. No style!"

"Batman! Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as BAT gets all of my press?"

Simply...

"Mirror... MIRROR!"

That scene is one of the best and if not the creepiest part of the film.

"I make art until someone dies. See? Hehehe. I am the world's first fully functional homicidal artist."

Definitely. That used to scare the **** out of me when I was a kid with that maniacal laughter.

"Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"

Not a one liner as such, but this is just pure brilliance. Jack was creepy as **** in this scene.

"Your pals, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give em a couple days to think it over? No?! Grease em now?! Well...OK. You always were a vicious bastard Rotelli and, uh, I'M GLAD YOUR DEAD!!"

 

[Nivek]

Jacks Joker definitely had that edge at the time. Great lines, often repeated with crappy delivery.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Definitely. That used to scare the **** out of me when I was a kid with that maniacal laughter.

"Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"

Not a one liner as such, but this is just pure brilliance. Jack was creepy as **** in this scene.

"Your pals, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give em a couple days to think it over? No?! Grease em now?! Well...OK. You always were a vicious bastard Rotelli and, uh, I'M GLAD YOUR DEAD!!"

Yup, when I was a little kid, that atmosphere, the set, the light flickering on and off, the subtle music, and not being bale to see Joker's face, him going insane in that chair and laughing his ass off, all scared the **** out of me.

"Yeah... and what's with that stupid grin?"

"Life's been good to me."

Yeah, when he snapped the skeleton's neck with the tie that grossed me out. I had to fast forward it back then. Now it's just pure Joker.

Jack is his own Joker here. You can complain about how obvious casting it was, but he was born to play him. How convenient is it to find someone to act just like the Joker?

I still laugh my ass off with the Smilex commercials. "Uh oh! He don't look happy! He's been using brand xxxxxxxx. But with a Joker grin, I get a grin again and again!"

"That luchious tan. Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural only your undertaker know for sure."

Tell me that is not the Joker.

 

[Space Moose]

A line so badass it can only be seen/heard to take in all the awesomeness:

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"CON-TACT!!!!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Doesn't work man.

 

[Space Moose]

Doesn't work man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZxVbT5kys

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Ahhh yes. Very good choice.

"Banks you bastard, I'm the daddy now and next time I'll ****ing kill ya!!"

"Where's ye tool?"

"What tool?"

"This ****ing tool!!"

Both from Scum, Ray Winstone at his best

 

[Adrian89]

Don't just stare at it, EAT IT! - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho..

 

[El Payaso]

- “I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f***ing bastard.”


- “Well, your best better get a hell of a lot f***ing better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot f***ing worse.”

- “Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.”


- “Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.”

- “Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!”


- “If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.”

- “Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a f*** about yours.” (sig worthy)

- “All right, ramblers... Let's get ramblin'.”

- “Well it doesn't matter now, because you've got about two f***ing seconds to live!”

- “We did it. We're in Mexico! We're ****ing in Mexico you little piece of f***ing s***!”

- “I'm gonna kill every last one of you godless f***in' pieces of s***!”

- “Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?”

- “You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.”

- “And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is f***ing vampires!”

- “Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool.”

- “Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... Mr. 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.”

- “That’s not f***ing that. This is f***ing this!”



All by Mr. Set Gecko, a badass one liners making machine man.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea Seth Gecko is bad ass personified. ****ing love that movie.

 

[Kane]

Ha, those are mighty badass quotes.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Dr. Otto Octavius: [takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle] Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
[Tentacle snaps at Peter]

Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
[they fight]

[as he drops aunt May]
Dr. Otto Octavius: Butterfingers!

Doc Ock: [grabs Spider-Man in the bank] You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Doc Ock: Not anymore. *attempts to crush spidey's head*

 

[El Payaso]

And these are all from Woody Allen's Shadows and Fog. They're badass in their own way.

- "I never do it with ****es. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean... "

- "I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence."

- "Uh, I've... I've never paid for sex in my life."
- "Oh, you just think you haven't."

- "A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio."

- "Whatever they think of you, I'm sure you're guilty of it!"

- "May all your ups and downs be in bed."