Badass One Liners

[ARROGANCE]

"I didn't kill my wife!"
"I don't care!"

 

[Nightmare]

"I'm wasting my time..."
"huh? what?"
"Cause there's a f-ing dead person on the other end of this phone call." *Click.*

"But fortionatly this place has more leaks than the F-ing Iragi navy."
"Go F yourself."
"Tired from F-ing your wife."
"How's your mother?"
"Tired from F-ing my father." LMAO epic..

What's this?

 

[gwynplaine]

"Your foster parents are dead." (T2.)

 

[Chris Wallace]

"I didn't kill my wife!"
"I don't care!"

 

[CELTICPRED]

"i didn't kill my wife!"
"i don't care!"

Get off my plane.



Wait, wrong movie.

 

[Jordacar]

"I'm gonna give you 3 seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me."

 

[Trainwreck2100]

"F#$% you B%^&*"

John McClane says that after his fight with the girl on the unrated 4th Die Hard. It's great cause that was what i was thinking when she blew up.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Which brings me to

"Enough of this kung fu S#$%"

 

[X-Ray]

Chronicles of Riddick

Riddick: I bow to no man.

Riddick: [in cryosleep] Merceneries. Elementals. Necromongers. ****, I've never been so popular. I should probaly slip these chains and open up a few arteries. But why drive when you can get driven? Free ticket to Crematoria. Thanks Toombs. Got me some business there, named Jack. And once we settle up, I walk away forever. So I'll just wait... all back-of-the-bus for now.

Starship Troopers

Jean Rasczak: This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me

Jean Rasczak: I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Leon

Léon: You wanna be a cleaner?
[passes her a gun and bullets]
Léon: Here, take it. It's a goodbye gift. Go clean. But not with me. I work alone, understand? Alone.

Léon: Revenge is not good. Once you're done. Believe me.

Stand by Me

Ace: What are you gonna do? Shoot us all?
Gordie: No, Ace. Just you.

Ace: Will you two just shut the **** up? If either of you *******s had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both.

Ace: You got two choices. You leave quietly, we take the body. Or, you can stay, we beat the **** out of you, we take the body.

The Outsiders

Dallas: Don't you know a rumble ain't a rumble without me?

 

[Dark Helmet]

"You will get your Tivo" or something close like this

(Tropic Thunder)

 

[Chris Wallace]

*Gunshot*
JULIUS: I'm sorry-did I break your concentration?
I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about...best intentions? Oh-you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
BRETT: What?
J: What country are you from?
B: What?
J: What ain't no country I ever hear of. Do they speak English in What?
B: What?
J: English, mother****er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?
B: Yes!
J: THen you understand what I'm saying!
B: Yes!
J: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
B: What?
J: (DRAWS GUN) Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother****er! Say what one more G**damn time!
B: He's black!
J: Go on!
B: He's bald!
J: Does he look like a b****?
B: What?
(BLAM)
J: Does. He. Look. Like. A. B****?
B: No!
J: Then why you try to **** him like a b****?
B: I didn't!
J: Yes, you did, Brett! Yes, you did! You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

 

[Jordacar]

MARV: "You keep holding out on me like this and I'm gonna have to get really nasty."

 

[Ziggyman]

"Here's my motherf'in farm...I'm a lead-farmer motherf'er" - Kirk Lazarus!

 

[Kane52630]

Taken

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[Jordacar]

"That's what happens when you work behind a desk: you forget things. Like the weight of a gun that's loaded and one that isn't!" BANG!!!

 

[Matt Murdock]

"I'll take my chances."
Burn Notice

 

[Wiseman]

I really don't think this is a "one liner" thread anymore. It might as well just be merged with the "favorite movie quotes" thread

 

[Kane52630]

but this thread allows for some tv badass quotes too

 

[BlueLightning]

Don't know if this has been said but here it goes:

"From one professional to another, if you're gonna scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall won't kill me"
"I'm counting on it"

 

[gwynplaine]

"Your mother sucks c***s in hell." (The Exorcist.)

 

[Dark Carnage]

I really don't think this is a "one liner" thread anymore. It might as well just be merged with the "favorite movie quotes" thread

Think that should have happened a while back.

My biggest problem with this thread is that a lot of the lines aren't badass when taken out of context. Some guy saying "Blow Me!" might have been awesome in the scene, but here its just a regular forum.

And now we've got entire scenes being posted to just put the line in context so it can retain its badass-ess-ness... If you have to do that its not really a badass one liner.

And while the bit from Taken a couple of posts back is cool, he took his time explaining what he was going to do, not the off the cuff remark most one liners are.

I think a bad ass one liner needs to be under 10 seconds long. But too few words don't translate well for this thread.

It's quite a tricky thing to get right. Ah whatever, never mind.

 

[Milu]

Ah-nuld was a master of the badass one-liner.

 

[gwynplaine]

"I'm baskin in your pain ! And I'm robbin you of your life !"

_ McBain.

 

[That-Guy]

Payback had so many great lines.

"You were right not to trust me."

"We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal; if she'd stop hookin', I'd stop shooting people. Maybe we were aiming high."

"Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself."

"You got a light?"
"No."
"Then what good are you?" BLAM!!

"Nobody likes a monkey on his back: I had three, and they were cramping my style. I was gonna' have to lighten the load."

"Old habits die hard, I guess... if you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?"

Porter was Mel Gibson's best character EVER, in my opinion. Even better than William Wallace and Mad Max.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Jake: What the **** do you call 125 murders in 5 years?
The Punisher: Work in progress.

Lady Tanaka: Who sent you?
The Punisher: Batman.

Sam Leary: How long do you think someone can live after you've ripped out their heart?
Frank Castle: A long... time.