Badass One Liners

Jim Carrey, in "Liar, Liar", in response to a request for legal advice:
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, *********!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Army of Darkness, trying to get attention from the demon

Ash, "Hey She-B****, Over Here"
 
Lean On Me .....

Joe Clark: So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The HNIC.
[exits]
Mr. O'Malley: HNIC?
Ms. Levias: Head ****** In Charge.

Joe Clark: The Lord said, do whatever you have to do. And he didn't say "Joe, be polite."

Thomas Sams: My father doesn't live with us anymore, sir.
Joe Clark: Oh, is that it? You just go around feeling sorry for yourself? Get out of here, boy; you're wasting my time!

[with a baseball bat in his hand]
Joe Clark: They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman!

Joe Clark: I don't have to do nothin' but stay black and die!

[after refusing admittance to the Fire Chief]
Joe Clark: You know what he's saying right now? "Black bastard can't throw me out!" You know where he's saying it? Out in the parking lot.

Joe Clark: Mr. Major, on behalf of myself and on behalf the students of Eastside High, you can tell the State to go to hell!

Joe Clark: We sink, we swim, we rise, we fall - We meet our fate together.

Joe Clark: [after bringing down a drug dealer] Get this disgrace to his race out of here!
 

Totally and utterly awesome scene, made me want to jump up and cheer in the cinema like no movie has ever done.

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Walter Kovacs aka Rorschach

Loved this one, but preferred:

"Non of you understand, i'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with ME!"


Also like to add Reese in T1 to the T-800:

"Come on Mother****er!"
 
The Punisher: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand.
Joan: Which section?
The Punisher: The obituaries.
-------------------
Frank Castle: [throws down pictures] I made you kill your best friend.
[pause... throws down earring]
Frank Castle: I made you kill your wife.
[pause]
Frank Castle: Now I've killed you.
--------------
Frank Castle: I'm fine.
[looks at the dead hit man by his feet]
Frank Castle: He's not
----------------
 
I still don't think Ash J. Williams will ever be topped.

Dude has to chop off his own hand/arm ... fight an undead army and he is all alone.

His thoughts ---- "GROOVY!"
 
Kovac's "I'm not locked up in here with you..." line got cheers out of my audience. I knew that line would be a hit with them. It's just oozed badassery.
 
"Be careful with my head. It's where I can keep all my one-liners."
-- Wally West, JLU (The Great Brain Robbery)
 
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to abilities that some consider unnatural."

-Chancellor Palpatine Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Good quote in a very bad movie.
 
Just watched The Magnificent Seven, lot of badass goodies in that one:

LEE: How much does the job pay?
CHRIS: I thought you were looking for the Johnson brothers.
LEE: I found them. How much does the job pay?

and one of my faves

BRITT: Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody.
 
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to abilities that some consider unnatural."

-Chancellor Palpatine Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Good quote in a very bad movie.
i dont think this is a badass one liner
 
Corny line from Daredevil but I still love it.

Daredevil: See that light at the end of the tunnel? That isn't heaven. It's the C train.

Also The Crow.

Cop: I said don't move or you're dead!
Draven: And I say I'm dead...yet I move.
 
The Punisher: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand.
Joan: Which section?
The Punisher: The obituaries.
-------------------
Frank Castle: [throws down pictures] I made you kill your best friend.
[pause... throws down earring]
Frank Castle: I made you kill your wife.
[pause]
Frank Castle: Now I've killed you.
--------------
Frank Castle: I'm fine.
[looks at the dead hit man by his feet]
Frank Castle: He's not
----------------

I LOVE the Punisher. But I thought all those quotes from that movie was insanely corny.
 
Henrietta : I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul !

Ash : Swallow this.

(Evil Dead 2).
 
Put the kettle on.

You take sugar?

No thankyou Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
 
I still don't think Ash J. Williams will ever be topped.

Dude has to chop off his own hand/arm ... fight an undead army and he is all alone.

His thoughts ---- "GROOVY!"

Yeah, but it's all in line with it also being tounge in check humor. So it is hard to take seriously. And as a result it doesn't come off as bad ass, just funny.


Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM

This is the ultimate bad ass quote. He says it so matter of factly. He isn't joking, it's not supposed to be funny or even clever. It is simply a fact. And that's what makes it so bad ass.
 

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