Badass One Liners

Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven:

"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
 
Sigourney Weaver in AVATAR:

[after being shot in the abdomen] "Well this is gonna ruin my whole day."
 
WATSON: [while strangling a much larger man]

"Relax! I'm a doctor!"
 
Ive got a badass one liner for you, it's at the bottom of my sig in blue...:woot:
 
From AVATAR:
"You're not the only one with a gun, b**ch."
 
"You don't get it do ya? This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is *** and New Yorker... you're in a lot of trouble."

Gay Parry-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
 
Burt [to his pregnant girlfriend] - "I will always love you, even if you gain so much weight that i can't find your vagina"
-Away We Go


gross, but kinda sweet :)
 
CHILD'S PLAY 1: "You stupid *****, you filthy s***, I'll teach ya to f*** with me!"

CHILD'S PLAY 2: "Now park this piece of s***!!"

CHILD'S PLAY 3: "Ahh Nothin like a little strangulation to get the circulation going"

GRAN TORINO: "What's up you old italian son of a *****, prick barbour"

ZOOLANDER: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan"

BLOODSPORT: "You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend"

BLOODSPORT: " I ain't your pal, dickface!"
 
SHERLOCK:
"The only real mystery is why you bothered to blindfold me at all."
 
"Out there, beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes." - Quaritch


Dr. Grace Augustine: "What are you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh, you gonna shoot me?"
Col. Quaritch: "I could do that."
 
Commando

You're a funny guy sully, that's why i'm going to kill you last

"please....don't wake my friend.......He's DEAD tired"

"let off a little steam bennet"
 
Not sure if this one's been said, but what the hell.

"Get off my lawn!"-Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino
 
The Punisher '89

Jake: "What the **** do you call 125 murders in 5 years?"

Punisher: "Work in progress."
 
"I got better thing to do tonight than die."



"We all go home or nobody goes home."
 
"Remember i said i would kill you last"

"Yes, you did!!"

"I LIED"

Commando is awesome. :awesome:

Judge Dredd

"You cant do this to me!!!! I AM THE LAW!!!"

"I knew you would say that"

"DONT **** WITH THE CHUCK"---Chucky.
 
[after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Lieutenant Briggs: Suppose they panic and start shooting?
Harry Callahan: Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot

Infirmary Doctor: [stitching up Harry's head] Sure you don't want a local for this, Harry? Takes about seven stitches.
Harry Callahan: No, thanks.
Infirmary Doctor: Ok, it's your ass...
Harry Callahan: My head, the cut's on my head.

Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?
Harry Callahan: [after a pause] Try knocking on the door.

Mayor: All right, let's have it.
Callahan: Have what?
Mayor: Your report. What have you been doing?
Callahan: Oh, well for the past three quarters of an hour, I have been sitting on my ass in your outer office, waiting on you.
Bressler: Dammit all, Harry, that's the Mayor you're talking to! ...

ALL OF THOSE FROM THE DIRTY HARRY SERIES ^ ^ ^ ^

From Watchmen:

"I'm not Locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me"

"Men go to jail, Dogs get put down"

From The Departed:

Queenan: You work hard. You rise fast.
Dignam: Like a twelve year-old's dick.
Sullivan: Thank you, Sergeant.
Dignam: My Pleasure.

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the ****in' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the **** are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Colin Sullivan: Problem?
Dignam: Yeah, I got a problem. I run rat ****s like you, okay? I don't like 'em.
Colin Sullivan: The day you wouldn't take a promotion, let me know. And if you'd taken care of this, I wouldn't even be here.
Dignam: **** yourself, you piece of ****.
Colin Sullivan: And I'm gonna need the identity of your undercovers.
Dignam: Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there's no promotion involved for you.
 
A few gems from the 1986 movie "Running Scared":
Juan: This is police brutality!
Dan: No, no, this is just harrassment. If this doesn't work, then we'll get brutal.

Ray: Here's the situation; I have this gun here. Now I'm gonna take this gun out and I'm gonna shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing IN FRONT OF THE DOOR-what can I tell you? Some of those holes are gonna be in you!
 
Haha, that was a pretty good movie. I remember that line.
 
Ray: "You're under arrest! You know the routine"
(Julio doesn't respond)
Dan: "Very good, you have the right to remain silent. Now what else?"
 
From Monster House:
[Chowder attacks the House with a steam shovel]
"YOU'RE A SHACK!! YOU'RE AN OUTHOUSE!"

Seriously, how often does one get to trash-talk a house?
 

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