Bastard Moderator from Hell

[fever red]

I see the future: Son of BMFH and Daughter of BMFH!

 

[KetchBlaze]

I see the future: Son of BMFH and Daughter of BMFH!

And the whole Hee Haw gang.

Good stuff here, Malice. Don't keep us hangin tho.

 

[blueboy]

Malice is the All-powerful Forum Admin for SHH! and CS!
Malice is an unfeeling robot built by the hand of God (Mirko).
Malice is the Alpha and the Omega.

The finger behind Malice, John, is a Network Administrator/Husband/and hopefully in the future, Father.

Your writing is superb.... would you like a billion dollars?

 

[Malice]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 10
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Thrsday Night
*yawn*

I am to tired for this crap.

*snaps fingers*

I am a genious!

Opens FireFox and goes to the SHH Admin board. Clicks on Add New Announcement

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Title - Malice is looking to tutor a NEW SHH! Admin, Apply Inside!

Greetings Stupid Users!
Your glorious Administrator has decided one of you is almost worthy of his respect. Today, Malice has started doing other work besides SHH!

This means his time is at a premium (like it was ever anything less).

What does this mean for you? Well, I am willing to take on a protogee to teach and educate in the ways of Forum and User Management. I will teach my young Padawan the ways of the Admin. Something you all dream and drool about each and every day.

If you wish to attempt to believe you are almost equal to me in any way, PM me with 1000 words as to why you believe you are worthy of being a SHH Admin.

I have spoken,
Malice

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Pressing Save, the Announcement goes out...

My search for a slave...I mean intern begins.

 

[Cloud Strife]

No way in hell is that going to be me .

 

[Malice]

This is where things are going to get funny.

you people wonder what I think "of the average user" here you go!

 

[Supergirl]

I cant wait Mal this stuff is hillairious

 

[Malice]

I appreciate...I am actually having fun writing them.

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

i can already see where this one is going. can't wait.

 

[Malice]

I have already started writing the next section.

 

[BRUTAL]

The finger behind Malice, John, is a Network Administrator/Husband/and hopefully in the future, Father.

I wish you luck with that...

 

[dmcnx]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 10
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Thrsday Night
*yawn*

I am to tired for this crap.

*snaps fingers*

I am a genious!

Opens FireFox and goes to the SHH Admin board. Clicks on Add New Announcement

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Title - Malice is looking to tutor a NEW SHH! Admin, Apply Inside!

Greetings Stupid Users!
Your glorious Administrator has decided one of you is almost worthy of his respect. Today, Malice has started doing other work besides SHH!

This means his time is at a premium (like it was ever anything less).

What does this mean for you? Well, I am willing to take on a protogee to teach and educate in the ways of Forum and User Management. I will teach my young Padawan the ways of the Admin. Something you all dream and drool about each and every day.

If you wish to attempt to believe you are almost equal to me in any way, PM me with 1000 words as to why you believe you are worthy of being a SHH Admin.

I have spoken,
Malice

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Pressing Save, the Announcement goes out...

My search for a slave...I mean intern begins.

I would actually do that...

Seriously.

 

[Cloud Strife]

Well Malice ,it seams like you manage to keep things in order,from time to time .

 

[Malice]

Well Malice ,it seams like you manage to keep things in order,from time to time .

Time to Time


Time to write....
:writes:

 

[Cloud Strife]

Now Malice , who exactly is the bastard moderator from hell ...?

 

[Malice]

Hey, would anyone be willing to draw up some interesting pictures....funny ones...or something...might be interesting.

 

[Malice]

Time for me to work on the next episode while work is slow.

 

[Malice]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 11
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Friday Night

Malice drags into the house after a grueling day of work.

Malice yells to his wife, "Hey B***H get me a beer!"

His wife walks in and drops a beer in his lap and walks out. Turning, Malice sits in the "Mod Chair" and spins to face the computer, waking it up from its hibernation. Logging into Mozilla, he sees the ever present "You have PMs! popup"

Opening his PMs, he sees, ALOT of new mail. All asking to be his apprentice.
*rubbing his hands together*

Clicking on the first PM
From: RotundStupidity
Title: Apprenticeship...
PM Text: Dearest Malice, I would be more than honered to...

*DELETE*
Looking to the next one.

From: NasalPassage
Title: I wanna help!
PM Text: Malice, this sounds like a great oppurtunity for me!

*DELETE*
Next....

From: SpideyGoneWild
Title: Take Me!
PM Text: Hi sexy, I wanna be your apprentice! I have big boobs...

*SAVE, move to "porn penpal folder*
Next....

From: TheTick
Title: You Arrogant Ass
PM Text: Malice, I have never seen someone with your attidude. You really need to be shot.

*SAVE*
I have found him! My future apprentice! What spunk! What attitude!
Wait....its me!

 

[Venom_uk]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 11
From: SpideyGoneWild
Title: Take Me!
PM Text: Hi sexy, I wanna be your apprentice! I have big boobs...

*SAVE, move to "porn penpal folder*
Next....

Ha ha ha!!! up: Love it!

 

[Malice]

My new goal is to have the BMFH series to be the most viewed thread of the Fan Fic forums!

 

[Cloud Strife]

My new goal is to have the BMFH series to be the most viewed thread of the Fan Fic forums!

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

 

[Malice]

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

Easy,

Keep writing them!

 

[KetchBlaze]

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

 

[Malice]

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

Of course ....
That too!

 

[Cloud Strife]

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

If I were Spider-Fett right now I'd lock this thread because its starting to make no sense .