Batman decapitates teen at Six Flags

[Morg]

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well the roller coaster did

 

[Omega Wizard]

That ride is fun...

 

[SalaciousVC]

.....Ouch

 

[StorminNorman]

I love this coaster.

 

[Omega Wizard]

First time I rode it...I shat brix

 

[Nirvana]

Not the time to lose one's head...That's not the way to get ahead in life...It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong...He'll never be the head of a major corporation...

 

[StorminNorman]

Why So Serious?

 

[Omega Wizard]

Quid ita serius?

 

[StorminNorman]

As I always say: if your going to go, go out with a smile.

 

[Nirvana]

But seriously, if you're stupid enough to climb a fence when you see the coaster is close to it and with plenty of signs saying "Do Not Enter" you kind of had it coming. Poor dumbass, hope his family will be okay in their hard time.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

what an idiot... sorry but the guy should have known better to go anywhere when theres a sign that says "Restricted area". how dumb can people be to not understand what that means??

 

[Morg]

But seriously, if you're stupid enough to climb a fence when you see the coaster is close to it and with plenty of signs saying "Do Not Enter" you kind of had it coming. Poor dumbass, hope his family will be okay in their hard time.

He climbed two 6 foot fences but I'm sure the parents will feel better once they file a lawsuit

Kid old enough to know better but naturally it's not the boy fault

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Heads will roll if the park is found liable

 

[StorminNorman]

This fool may be dead but...

 

[Two-Face]

Unless he wanted to die... why would anyone want to enter to that says "Danger Zone"?

 

[Superman4ever]

What the hell was this poor idiot doing climbing the fences?

 

[Jplaya2023]

r.i.p to that kid sad sad story

 

[MattBearPig]

Is that kid dense? Is he ******ed? That's the goddamn Batman!

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Clearly, this kid was headed in the wrong direction.

 

[Omega Wizard]

I want head.

 

[The Batman]

LINK

well the roller coaster did

It's not everyday I'm accused of cutting some teens head off....

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Unless he wanted to die... why would anyone want to enter to that says "Danger Zone"?

There's a rush that is had when one puts his neck on the line

 

[Hotwire]

He climbed two 6 foot fences but I'm sure the parents will feel better once they file a lawsuit

Kid old enough to know better but naturally it's not the boy fault

Sad but most ikely true. They will probably sue because the park didn't so enough to keep the stupid kid from accessing the restricted area.

Words of wisdom, people, "The only thing keeping stupid people from getting themselves killed, is luck. And luck can't save your dumb ass every time."

 

[terry78]

Why do kids do anything? Because they want to have a thrill. Even grown ass people use that excuse for doing stupid stuff.

 

[Sawyer]

Unless he wanted to die... why would anyone want to enter to that says "Danger Zone"?

Maybe his middle name was Danger...