Batman Screenplays Game

[The Joker]

IVY: "Hi there"
ANNOUNCER: "And you are..."
IVY: "Poison....Poison Ivy"

 

[Mutagen]

*Ivy blows some dust into Batman's face.*

IVY: "Mmm why not send Junior home early? I've got some wild oats to sow. On the other hand..."

*Ivy blows the dust into Robin's face.*

IVY: "Youth does has its advantages; endurance, stamina. Forget the geriatric bat, come join me, my garden needs tending. I'll take it from here pal."

*Ivy walk over to Commissioner Gordon and puts on the necklace he's displaying.*

 

[The Joker]

IVY: "I'll take it from here, pal"
GORDON: "Wouldn't you like the earrings, too?"
IVY: "Some lucky boy's about to hit the honeypot. I'll include an evening of my company for the winner. I'll include everything you see here, plus everything you don't"

 

[Mutagen]

GUEST 1: "I bid $50,000 for Poison Ivy!"

 

[The Joker]

GUEST 2: "A hundred thousand"
GUEST 3: "And I bid five hundred thousand dollars"

 

[DX]

BATMAN: "One million dollars!"

*crowd gasps*

 

[The Joker]

ROBIN: "Two million"

 

[DX]

BATMAN: "You don't have it. Three million!"

 

[The Joker]

ROBIN: "I'll borrow it from you. Four million"

 

[CFE]

BATMAN: "Five million."

 

[The Joker]

ROBIN: "That's a utility belt, not a money belt. Six million"

 

[DX]

BATMAN: "Seven million."

*pulls out the infamous Bat-Credit Card, crowd gasps*

 

[The Joker]

IVY: "You two boys aren't going to start fighting over little 'ol me now, are you?"

 

[DX]

*Freeze and his goons arrive and freeze a couple of guests*

FREEZE: "Alright, everyone. Chill! Chill!"

 

[CFE]

*Batman disarms Freeze with a projectile*

MR. FREEZE: "Get the gun!"

 

[dark_knight08]

*Batman and Robin start fighting Freeze's goons while Poison Ivy watches with her enjoyment*
*Mr. Freeze finally gets his gun back and swings towards Poison Ivy*

MR. FREEZE: "Well, look at you.
Let me guess. Plant girl? Vine lady, huh?
Hand over the diamond, garden gal, or I'll turn you into mulch."

 

[DX]

*Ivy blows thermal dust at frezze*

FREEZE: "Thermal dust. Designed to heat a man's blood. It doesn't work on the cold-hearted! Now, if you please."

 

[The Joker]

*Ivy leans forward*

IVY: "If you insist"

 

[david icke]

*Freeze snaps the necklace off Ivy's neck*

Freeze: "Clever little clover."

*A flying ice-thug flies past Freeze*

"Ah, that's my exit cue."

 

[CFE]

FREEZE: "Thanks"

*Freeze departs as Batman and Robin continue to fight off his thugs*

 

[dark_knight08]

*Batman and Robin continue to fight off Freeze's goons.
Batman punches one.*

BATMAN: "Good Night."

 

[CFE]

MR. FREEZE: "Cool Party...heh..."

*As Batman and Robin look on, Freeze departs. The Dynamic Duo walk up to Commissioner Gordon and Poison Ivy*

 

[The Joker]

Batman: "Commissioner, you have eleven minutes to thaw these people"

*Batman runs off, and Robin stays staring mesmerized at Ivy, who makes a kissing gesture with her lips at him. Batman runs back, and pulls Robin along by the arm*

 

[dark_knight08]

GORDON: "Miss Ivy, you've just met one of the most sinister men in Gotham."

 

[The Joker]

IVY: "That's not a man. That is a god"

*Ivy to Bane in his gorilla costume*

IVY: "Enough monkey business. We've got work to do"