Batman TPBs to stay away from

[CaptainClown]

hmm i am gonna have to go with a random guy online. Some other random guy told me 911 was a conspiracy by the jews as well..I didn't realize it till he told me

 

[CorpusBlack]

hmm i am gonna have to go with a random guy online. Some other random guy told me 911 was a conspiracy by the jews as well..I didn't realize it till he told me

Jesus Jeff Goldblum Christ man! I found out the same thing a few years ago. I couldn't f'n believe it.

 

[RobC]

And Shatner. He's the ringleader. You think that evil twin in Trek was him with different make-up? Think again.

 

[CorpusBlack]

And Shatner. He's the ringleader. You think that evil twin in Trek was him with different make-up? Think again.

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

 

[Sparta*]

Those two friends are lying to you and obviously hate you with a burning passion.

Who are you gonna trust, two of your closest, oldest friends, or the random guy you just met on the internet?

hahah well i'm assuming that you are geekier then them cause you are a hype poster lol so i'll actually give your opinion some merit

 

[CorpusBlack]

hahah well i'm assuming that you are geekier then them cause you are a hype poster lol so i'll actually give your opinion some merit

not sure if that was a burn or a compliment or more cleverly both.

 

[RobC]

It was a clever burn. It burns me, but in a clever way. Like Einstein playing with matches.

I'd fight my dad.

 

[Sparta*]

not sure if that was a burn or a compliment or more cleverly both.

Thats the way I roll

Well in my books calling someone a geek is a compliment because they are much better people then non-geeks IMO lol

 

[RobC]

I love Greeks. They make the best salad dressings...

Oh wait, you said...

I change my choice, i'd fight Sparta*.

 

[Sparta*]

No I called you a greek

 

[RobC]

Oh right. Good. I change back to my dad then.

Wait a minute... If you're a Spartan then...

Straight back to fighting Sparta*.

Thought you could get away with that one eh?

 

[ronny]

Dark Knight Strikes Again is awful. The final Anti-Christian message makes me sick to my stomach. So, Miller is a sexist and a religiously intolerant bigot too? Yeah, great, Insult your audiences deeply held beliefs. I really have grown to loathe Frank Miller, his constant objectification of women, his trendy stabs at the American government and his butchering of well loved characters. Look what he did to The Joker! He had him just right in The Dark Knight Returns but now what do we see? A guy with a Yakuza tattoo who has some Nazi by his side. The Dark Knight Strikes Again is exactly the reason why Miller will always remain just an overrated braggart.

 

[RobC]

Um... What?

For real?

 

[ronny]

Yes. For real. Why would The Joker work with a Nazi? He hates Nazi's!

 

[RobC]

Um... I think you and Aristotle should talk, you both seem to have deep-routed and unfounded hatred of Frank Miller. In DKSA that's not Joker, and I honestly don't remember any Nazi's... Correct me if i'm wrong.

I don't think he's anti-anything, maybe you're taking his satire ('trendy stabs at the American government') the wrong way.

And IMO, Joker in DKR is not the perfect Joker...

 

[Sparta*]

Oh right. Good. I change back to my dad then.

Wait a minute... If you're a Spartan then...

Straight back to fighting Sparta*.

Thought you could get away with that one eh?

Lol damn, I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for your knowledge of european history

 

[RobC]

Oh yeah. Once again my knowledge of european history works to my advantage!

Now if only I could name all the state capitals...

 

[Mee]

Add Batman: Secrets to the "stay away from" list. I got it for Chistmas, and it sucked. Story, art, just...bad.

 

[Minus Shock]

After alot of consideration, I think Id have to add, The Long Halloween, Face the Face, Hush 1 and 2, and The Killing Joke... they were just like... meh really?





Hahaha... Im totally just kidding. As of yet, I've only read those trades, and I really loved them it totally got me into reading, but I had concerns with DKR that were also voiced here, but luckily I dont have to buy it, I borrowed it from my brother, I just mainly wanted to shock a few people, in one of those moods...


.... and the batmobile lost it's wheel, and THE JOKER got away HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Sparta*]

After alot of consideration, I think Id have to add, The Long Halloween, Face the Face, Hush 1 and 2, and The Killing Joke... they were just like... meh really?


Hahaha... Im totally just kidding. As of yet, I've only read those trades, and I really loved them it totally got me into reading, but I had concerns with DKR that were also voiced here, but luckily I dont have to buy it, I borrowed it from my brother, I just mainly wanted to shock a few people, in one of those moods...


.... and the batmobile lost it's wheel, and THE JOKER got away HAHAHAHAHAHA!

lol you totally shocked me until I read the second paragraph

 

[RobC]

Yeah, I thought you were going crazy for a moment there...

 

[CorpusBlack]

Add Batman: Secrets to the "stay away from" list. I got it for Chistmas, and it sucked. Story, art, just...bad.

Got it for xmas too. Not too impressive.

 

[itsthebatman]

I'd fight Gandhi.
Stay away from As The Crow Flies. Awful altogether.