Im pretty sure he wouldnt.
You remind me too much of my coworker... Too narrow-minded to really give the question any real thought.
With the question of prep time, I don't know, really. I know that, if given prep time, I don't think Spider-Man would stand a chance. However, without prep time, I do think the battle would be much more of a blur in deciding the victor- but as I said, Batman has, from what I've heard, been widely regarded as one of the most intelligent characters in comics. Also, as I said in my first post, no amount of ability can defeat the right amount of intelligence. While I won't deny that Peter is quite intelligent, I'd have to say that edge would go to Batman.
As far as Bane goes, gildea, have you researched/read about Bane
at all? He's a not just incredibly strong (which I don't know that any exact numbers have been given, and I don't know much but, would you have any exact numbers on the amounts your villains could lift?) but also a very smart and tactical fighter- again, back to the high amounts of intelligence.
Sure, you might be able to rip someone apart with your bare hands. However, if you're not quick enough to catch him/her, or smart enough to figure out your opponents tactics as quickly as your opponent can figure out yours, you're done for.