Battle of the Action Movie Heroes!!!!

[LEX]

Let's analyze: Chip is practically harmless without his comrades. Chucky is almost TWICE the size. Chip takes about two and a half full hands to measure. Chucky takes about two and a half arms. Now, this is only an estimation, but I don't think it's that far off. If this is a battle without weapons, then Chip is major screwed. Chucky would and will go nuts on him. See: Scene Chucky Bites Mother in Child's Play 1. I'd wager Chucky could easily overpower Chip, if he could strangle a human to death and literally overpowered a grown woman with half of his body gone. My vote goes to Chucky, however biased it may be, but still logical.

 

[Nathan]

I'm ashamed to admit that, to this day, I haven't watched Small Soldiers.

 

[CrypticOne]

^ You haven't seen Small Soldiers yet? Dude, that movie is so kick butt. Seriously. You need to pick that one up.

 

[LEX]

I own Small Soldiers. Great popcorn flick. First saw it in theaters and was literally blown away. I loved the idea of parents and kids trapped inside a house with toy soldiers firing guns left and right. The tennis mom kicked ass.

Besides, SS has the analrapist in it.

 

[Iceman]

Chip is tactically superior and would find a way to win.

 

[LEX]

Chip is tactically superior and would find a way to win.

So would Chucky. He may be intellectually challenged, but it is in his nature to kill. He's the size of an average three-year-old human whereas Chip is merely half that. Now, before anyone uses the usual "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it" routine, bear in mind that a full grown man couldn't even get Chucky's arm off his throat. It was only an arm of a doll and yet he still struggled. Granted, most people would be without strength when they're attacked unexpectedly. Let's not forget when Chucky literally took out dozens of people at a military school. You're not giving him enough credits.

 

[Iceman]

So would Chucky. He may be intellectually challenged, but it is in his nature to kill. He's the size of an average three-year-old human whereas Chip is merely half that. Now, before anyone uses the usual "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it" routine, bear in mind that a full grown man couldn't even get Chucky's arm off his throat. It was only an arm of a doll and yet he still struggled. Granted, most people would be without strength when they're attacked unexpectedly. Let's not forget when Chucky literally took out dozens of people at a military school. You're not giving him enough credits.

I'll admit to being slightly biased in this one. I just want to see the **** die horribly.

 

[hippy fascist]

So would Chucky. He may be intellectually challenged, but it is in his nature to kill. He's the size of an average three-year-old human whereas Chip is merely half that. Now, before anyone uses the usual "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it" routine, bear in mind that a full grown man couldn't even get Chucky's arm off his throat. It was only an arm of a doll and yet he still struggled. Granted, most people would be without strength when they're attacked unexpectedly. Let's not forget when Chucky literally took out dozens of people at a military school. You're not giving him enough credits.

God dammit, i've gotta agree I guess, chip is very cool but chucky could probably take him without his buddies around, Congratulations on convincing me

I change my vote to chucky!

 

[Warhammer]

F*** Chucky, but Mr Lex made a good enough point for me to agree.

Chucky wins.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Chuckster!

 

[Specter313]

Chucky

 

[hippy fascist]

ooh, It's starting to even out! I'll keep this one going overnight

 

[Iceman]

ooh, It's starting to even out! I'll keep this one going overnight

Die Chucky Die!

 

[Hellstormer]

Chip....I hate Chucky

 

[LEX]

This is supposed to be a battle, not a popularity contest.

 

[Iceman]

This is supposed to be a battle, not a popularity contest.

Very true.

Let's analyze: Chip is practically harmless without his comrades. Chucky is almost TWICE the size. Chip takes about two and a half full hands to measure. Chucky takes about two and a half arms. Now, this is only an estimation, but I don't think it's that far off. If this is a battle without weapons, then Chip is major screwed. Chucky would and will go nuts on him. See: Scene Chucky Bites Mother in Child's Play 1. I'd wager Chucky could easily overpower Chip, if he could strangle a human to death and literally overpowered a grown woman with half of his body gone. My vote goes to Chucky, however biased it may be, but still logical.

So would Chucky. He may be intellectually challenged, but it is in his nature to kill. He's the size of an average three-year-old human whereas Chip is merely half that. Now, before anyone uses the usual "it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it" routine, bear in mind that a full grown man couldn't even get Chucky's arm off his throat. It was only an arm of a doll and yet he still struggled. Granted, most people would be without strength when they're attacked unexpectedly. Let's not forget when Chucky literally took out dozens of people at a military school. You're not giving him enough credits.

The assumption of no weapons is a special condition which hasn't applied in previous battles in this thread eg Maximus and Achilles did not sheath their swords and have a fist fight and Darth Vader was able to use his light sabre against Gandalf despite the lack of an equivalent weapon. Given the huge size difference between the current combatants, the far superior weaponry of Chip could be considered a fair equalising factor.

As you say Chucky is intellectually challenged and I would also add reckless. A basic military background provides training in methods of taking out bigger/stronger opponents by targeting weak points. Chip having reached veteran commander status will have levels of knowledge and combat experience that make him a master relative to the ******ed Chucky. Unlike Chucky who is essentially an animal capable of very limited lateral thought, Chip has the patience to wait for the most opportune moment to launch his attack conclusively.

Brains and discipline should win this contest in the same way that trained humans armed with appropriate weaponry are able to take out far bigger creatures and top martial artists disable stronger/more numerous opponents.

 

[CrypticOne]

I think the Major is more battle experienced too. He has more stealth. Chucky would just go out recklessly even though he can be stealthy at times too. But I can't see Chucky winning this one. The Major can build stuff and he probably can build some type of weapon to take Chucky's big doll a** down. Size doesn't matter to me. Brains over brawn? Brains win.

 

[LEX]

The assumption of no weapons is a special condition which hasn't applied in previous battles in this thread eg Maximus and Achilles did not sheath their swords and have a fist fight and Darth Vader was able to use his light sabre against Gandalf despite the lack of an equivalent weapon. Given the huge size difference between the current combatants, the far superior weaponry of Chip could be considered a fair equalising factor.

As you say Chucky is intellectually challenged and I would also add reckless. A basic military background provides training in methods of taking out bigger/stronger opponents by targeting weak points. Chip having reached veteran commander status will have levels of knowledge and combat experience that make him a master relative to the ******ed Chucky. Unlike Chucky who is essentially an animal capable of very limited lateral thought, Chip has the patience to wait for the most opportune moment to launch his attack conclusively.

Brains and discipline should win this contest in the same way that trained humans armed with appropriate weaponry are able to take out far bigger creatures and top martial artists disable stronger/more numerous opponents.

So, you're saying that it is fair that Chip has a bazooka and Chucky doesn't? Sorry, but I don't agree. It's not David vs. Goliath. Sure, Chip may have been a trained soldier all his life, but after watching him exploded along with his comrades in their combat vehicles because of his recklessness and forced onto the transformers by a single hand of a teenage boy, I don't see how he can win against Chucky, unless he builds a nuclear bomb and blasts Chucky out of existence, which, frankly, is moronic. Besides, weren't Chip and the Commando Elite specifically trained to take out the Gorgonites, the peaceful aliens? How would Chip know what to expect? Chip would be going into the battle practically blindfolded. Chucky either exceeds or matches Chip in terms of stealth, strength and speed. I know I said Chucky is intellectually challenged. I admit, I've phrased it wrong. He isn't always stupid. He can be pretty smart and unpredictable.

Where is this battle supposed to take place, anyway? Chucky would be smart enough to play the mouse, turn on every electrical devices he can find and then shoot down the transformers with a gun. Ergo, dead, fried Chip Hazard.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Chucky...what?

 

[3dman27]

chip hazzard

 

[Iceman]

So, you're saying that it is fair that Chip has a bazooka and Chucky doesn't? Sorry, but I don't agree. It's not David vs. Goliath. Sure, Chip may have been a trained soldier all his life, but after watching him exploded along with his comrades in their combat vehicles because of his recklessness and forced onto the transformers by a single hand of a teenage boy, I don't see how he can win against Chucky, unless he builds a nuclear bomb and blasts Chucky out of existence, which, frankly, is moronic. Besides, weren't Chip and the Commando Elite specifically trained to take out the Gorgonites, the peaceful aliens? How would Chip know what to expect? Chip would be going into the battle practically blindfolded. Chucky either exceeds or matches Chip in terms of stealth, strength and speed. I know I said Chucky is intellectually challenged. I admit, I've phrased it wrong. He isn't always stupid. He can be pretty smart and unpredictable.

Where is this battle supposed to take place, anyway? Chucky would be smart enough to play the mouse, turn on every electrical devices he can find and then shoot down the transformers with a gun. Ergo, dead, fried Chip Hazard.

Thks Lex About time there was a bit of serious debating and analysis in these parts

The David Vs Goliath comparison is a great one, it works as the size proportions are similar* (Goliath was about 9-10 feet tall) and David was armed with the equivalent of a bazooka for the time t:



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I rest my case t: t:

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Chucky is almost TWICE the size. Chip takes about two and a half full hands to measure. Chucky takes about two and a half arms. Now, this is only an estimation, but I don't think it's that far off.

Ok chaps, I make the current total 6-6 so it's looking like a great choice of match by Fascist.

I'll give this one a bit longer in case anyone wants to cast a winning vote. Either way the next match will be up shortly

 

[Iceman]

FINAL SCORE CHUCKY Vs CHIP HAZARD 6-6

Dead heat / Double K.O.

The toy sociopaths rip each other to shreds!!

 

[Iceman]

RAMBO



Vs



EVERYONE ABOARD CON AIR



Location: Desert

 

[hippy fascist]

rambo, cyrus was a *****

 

[Sloth7d]

Rambo>All(even Chuck Norris)