Because Michigan clearly doesn't have any bigger issues *cough*poisoned water*cough*

[Sawyer]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...l-sex-in-michigan_us_56b8fbc1e4b04f9b57dab07c

I, just... wut.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Won't hold up in court. Anti-sodomy laws have already been struck down on the federal level.

Still, Michigan. The state that outlaws oral, but has no problem with water being poisonous.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

It's like the future and past are fighting for mankind's soul.

Someone pass the popcorn.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Republicans can advocate banning oral sex and half the country will still vote Republican.

That's like banning...what's better than oral sex?

The point being Republicans can advocate anything and still thrive.

 

[KevanG]

They got some wires crossed somewhere. It's the water that's not supposed to go into the mouth.

 

[Donner]

They got some wires crossed somewhere. It's the water that's not supposed to go into the mouth.

For the win!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Republicans can advocate banning oral sex and half the country will still vote Republican.

That's like banning...what's better than oral sex?

When you get a hamburger off the grill that's just got the right amount of char on it.

 

[Sawyer]

When you get a hamburger off the grill that's just got the right amount of char on it.

......... are we soulmates?

 

[Pink Ranger]

......... are we soulmates?

We're burgermates. We'll have six wonderful sexless years together before simultaneously dying of cholesterol poisoning. The romantic comedy based on our lives will star Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill (as our hot but platonic best friends; we'll be played by DJ Qualls and Jack Black).

 

[Sawyer]

Bah Gawd.

 

[Kane52630]

Watch Trump blame this on Muslims somehow.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

When you get a hamburger off the grill that's just got the right amount of char on it.

 

[Marvolo]

We're burgermates. We'll have six wonderful sexless years together before simultaneously dying of cholesterol poisoning. The romantic comedy based on our lives will star Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill (as our hot but platonic best friends; we'll be played by DJ Qualls and Jack Black).

Id tune in.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Id tune in.

Also, the movie's directed by Michael Bay.

 

[Guts]

List of weird Michigan laws.

1. No one may kill a dog with a decompression chamber.

2. No one may sell a car on Sunday.

3. No woman may cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

4. A robber may sue you for an injury sustained in your house.

5. No one may be intoxicated on a train.

6. The last Sunday of every June is known as “Log Cabin Day”.

7. Dentists are classified as mechanics.

8. Anyone who is over 12 years old and who has not been convicted of a felony may have a license for a handgun.

9. Until 2002, it was illegal to swear in front of women and children.

In Detroit… (10-14)

10. No golf course may be operated between 1:00 AM and 6:00 AM.

11. No one may intentionally destroy their radio.

12. No man may scowl at his wife on Sunday.

13. No pig may run free without a ring in its nose.

14. At the Joe Louis Arena, security guards may confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.

15. In Grand Haven, no hoop skirts may be discarded onto the sidewalk.

16. In Harper Woods, no sparrow may be painted as a parakeet in order to sell it.

17. In Kalamazoo, no man may serenade his girlfriend.

18. In Rochester, all bathing suits are to be inspected by the head of police.

19. In Soo, No one may smoke in bed.

20. In Wayland, a cow may be kept on Main Street for 3 cents per day.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Also, the movie's directed by Michael Bay.

Ass shots of glamour models. Bay is truly blessed.

 

[Guts]

What about the Hardy and Cavill ass shots!

 

[Duke]

Also, the movie's directed by Michael Bay.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm out.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Ass shots of glamour models. Bay is truly blessed.

What about the Hardy and Cavill ass shots!

Because of all the extreme closeups, you won't notice the difference.

 

[Guts]

I think people will be able to see the difference.

 

[Sithborg]

Won't hold up in court. Anti-sodomy laws have already been struck down on the federal level.

Still, Michigan. The state that outlaws oral, but has no problem with water being poisonous.

Which is kind of why they aren't messing with it. This is just an example of legislatures being lazy. I mean, there are other states that have those laws still on the books, technically.

 

[Kane52630]

I think people will be able to see the difference.

Spoiler

Sawyer is like...

 

[Pink Ranger]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm out.

Your loss. It will be greatest gay barbecue movie of all time.

 

[Duke]

Your loss. It will be greatest gay barbecue movie of all time.

Nope, the greatest Barbecue is:

 

[Pink Ranger]

I just noticed this now, but the top of his helmet makes him look like a robot bellhop.