Before I die I want to...

[War Lord]

feed Nicole Richie until she looks human again then bang the pounds off her again...... while we watch re-runs of simple life.....

I'd prefer to be to busy with her to watch her re-runs.

 

[Equint77]

I'd prefer to be to busy with her to watch her re-runs.

you disappoint Jonty.... there's a way to do both.... it's all about multi-tasking.

 

[War Lord]

you disappoint Jonty.... there's a way to do both.... it's all about multi-tasking.

I'd still prefer to be too busy. I like to try and focus.

 

[Equint77]

I'd still prefer to be too busy. I like to try and focus.

I can do both and still get the job done..... I'm just that type of ****.

 

[Knives122]

I got another one:
Before I die I want to have sex with all of your moms

 

[spartin2008]

I got another one:
Before I die I want to have sex with all of your moms

To late

 

[Equint77]

I got another one:
Before I die I want to have sex with all of your moms

Before I die I want to...

force you to have sex with your daddy..

 

[Asr]

- Have hot sweaty sex with: Reese Witherspoon, Rachel McAdams, Zooey Deschanel, and Rose Byrne.

/goes off to clean pants

 

[Equint77]

you're all a bunch of horny animals..... it's disgusting






continue

 

[Sabretooth]

Write a comic or sitcom. If I was to be the main character either GR87 or kainedamo would be the Newman to my Seinfeld.

 

[Equint77]

Write a comic or sitcom. If I was to be the main character either GR87 or kainedamo would be the Newman to my Seinfeld.

throw in JAL and GAH and you'll have a franchise forever.

 

[Sabretooth]

JAL would fit perfectly as George Costanza now that I think about it.


And to throw a twist in there,I would have the main female character of the show be a lesbian,that way there'd be no stupid cliche of her getting back together with a boyfriend at the end of the show. Holly,maybe?

 

[deemar325]

Having incredible anal sex with Monica Bellucci is better than having your personal convictions finally proven right, or life in general for that matter. Even God wanks off while thinking about having anal sex with Bellucci.

I'm just coming into this thread and I'm liking what I'm hearing already!!

 

[Honey Vibe]

I want to learn a language other than english fluently...

 

[Equint77]

JAL would fit perfectly as George Costanza now that I think about it.


And to throw a twist in there,I would have the main female character of the show be a lesbian,that way there'd be no stupid cliche of her getting back together with a boyfriend at the end of the show. Holly,maybe?

Phantasm has no hope of ever keeping a sane man... put her in your show.

 

[deemar325]

I want to have brutal anal sex with Monica Bellucci for several hours, in a situation where she would be just like I imagine her to be, and my sex-slave. Then I would kill myself, knowing that I had just "jumped the shark" as far as my life was concerned, and it would be all downhill from here.

Ooo...Kay...

Wow! I guess I don't like what I'm hearing.

 

[Sabretooth]

Phantasm has no hope of ever keeping a sane man... put her in your show.

We're gonna need one hot female partner then.

 

[Equint77]

We're gonna need one hot female partner then.

hmmm.. Holly, JM, Bell.... go for all 3... be greedy.

 

[deemar325]

Bush Dubya or Bush Classic??

Diet Bush?

 

[Sabretooth]

hmmm.. Holly, JM, Bell.... go for all 3... be greedy.

Nonono. Feeding too much to the audience at one time will make them want more and more. We'll find a hot partner for Phanty one season,then the partners get hotter and hotter and hotter...

 

[Fred_Fury]

-wear a costume and do some sort of heroic act
-wear a costume and do some sort of villainous act

 

[deemar325]

-wear a costume and do some sort of heroic act
-wear a costume and do some sort of villainous act

You want to be the Sentry?

 

[JLBats]

-wear a costume and do some sort of heroic act
-wear a costume and do some sort of villainous act

Submiss and dominate?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Bush Dubya or Bush Classic??

Both.

 

[deemar325]

Submiss and dominate?

S&M?