Being... British?

[union_jak]

I see the occasional dirty old men / couples who have just left the pub. but doggers! eeeeeeeeeeeew! that's a new one on me... sort of.

It's... your... destinyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

It's... your... destinyyyyyyyyyy.

Quiet you.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

There is a dogging site near me. Me and my friends went their in his motor and we saw people walking around, looking a bit shady. We pulled up to one of them and my mate was like "Hello handsome!" *wink* at one of them. Funny ****.

 

[chamber-music]

I"m Australian.

We were cast out of Britain for being too British and became destined to be the laid-back, drunkards that we are, who go out and beat the British at the games they invent.

We cast you out because you kept stealing stuff and we let you will at sports to keep you happy so that you keep sending over barmen/barmids to work our pubs t:

The only reason your better at sports than us is because you can go outside 365 days a year with good weather where as we can only spend 50 days outside before we catch pneumonia!

Also the drunken shtick is ours anyway we where drunkards before you where even a country and our alcohol problems result for like 70% of the nations problems

Back to Britishness, I stumbled across a group of doggers this evening and now I feel a little queasy.

I don't know if that goes on in my area. I make a habit of not walking through parks and stuff at night. Did the guy who plays Phil Mitchell get busted for being a dogger?

The problem with the current immigration policy is that it is ridden with white guilt.

A large part of british culture is being afraid of offending people. When you mix that up with immigration policies you get problems.

I don't think its white guilt I think its Imperial guilt. Eatern european are white so its hardly a racial thing. I think its more to do with the british lack of will to challenge and change things (we don't like making a fuss) as well the as how British people acted in the past all over the world which we don't want to appear to be like.

 

[JAK®]

I don't think its white guilt I think its Imperial guilt. Eatern european are white so its hardly a racial thing. I think its more to do with the british lack of will to challenge and change things (we don't like making a fuss) as well the as how British people acted in the past all over the world which we don't want to appear to be like.

Yeah, exactly.

 

[Hound55]

We cast you out because you kept stealing stuff and we let you will at sports to keep you happy so that you keep sending over barmen/barmids to work our pubs t:

Also the drunken shtick is ours anyway we where drunkards before you where even a country and our alcohol problems result for like 70% of the nations problems

Fair point... I was considering that myself when I was younger...

Exactly. Hence my comment regarding us being kicked out of Britain for being TOO British... We stole/drank all of your toffs beer and they didn't like it...

 

[Eggyman]

A recent survey asked English people if they believed there were too many immigrants coming into the UK

18% said: YES

82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط

 

[chamber-music]

Exactly. Hence my comment regarding us being kicked out of Britain for being TOO British... We stole/drank all of your toffs beer and they didn't like it...

Anything that annoyes toffs I fully support

 

[chamber-music]

double post

 

[union_jak]

A recent survey asked English people if they believed there were too many immigrants coming into the UK

18% said: YES

82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط

Haha t:

 

[The Englishman]

A recent survey asked English people if they believed there were too many immigrants coming into the UK

18% said: YES

82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط

Hahahaha....t:. I like that.

 

[Mantis Rapture]

A recent survey asked English people if they believed there were too many immigrants coming into the UK

18% said: YES

82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط

Wow. A little bit of racism on the boards...although i don't actually know what that text says...maybe it's not racist...

...anywaaaaay...

...big up all my British people on the boards, gonna keep my eye on this thread, cos i'm british as ****.

 

[The Englishman]

Wow. A little bit of racism on the boards...although i don't actually know what that text says...maybe it's not racist...

...anywaaaaay...

...big up all my British people on the boards, gonna keep my eye on this thread, cos i'm british as ****.

Are you an actual Drug Dealer??

 

[Captain_BluTac]

My mate linked me to these telling me that this woman is a professional.

[YT]Hcg-QyDf8cA[/YT]

[YT]Uyan_h62TcQ[/YT]

I really hope she means professional comedian and this is is in fact an elaborate joke (there's like 30 vids) because apparently I say "coffih".

 

[Danalys]

sounds somewhat like joanna lumley. but it goes all over the place into different dialects and tones.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

sounds somewhat like joanna lumley. but it goes all over the place into different dialects and tones.

That hideous woman sounds nothing like Joanna Lumley, Joanna Lumley has a lovely voice.

 

[Danalys]

i ment just dialect wise. that's the kind of accent shes trying to do because many americans think we all talk posh and they only want to talk posh.

 

[union_jak]

Joanna Lumley is a Goddess. I wish she'd still do the "You've Got Mail" thing.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Joanna Lumley is the voice on my SatNav :heart: now all I need is a car.

 

[union_jak]

Do you have a licence... or do you not worry about that sort of thing...?

 

[The Englishman]

What the **** sort of an accent is she suppose to be doing?? And what the **** is British dialect??

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Do you have a licence... or do you not worry about that sort of thing...?

I only have a provisional, because I'm a lazy fool who never bothered to take my test.

 

[chamber-music]

If you live in a big city I suppose you can survive without driving but living in suburbs or town you done for without wheels. Public trnsport sucks where I live so everyone gets a car despite the British goverment putting up congestion charges, tolls, road tax, speed cameras and doing anything else possible to stop us driving.

 

[BillyZaned]

Now I know this might be a pointless thread, correct me if I'm wrong but this is a perfectly valid question.

Many members of the Hype! are actually British or come from the United Kingdom.

Being British myself, born in Oxfordshire and still living there now after seventeen years I've always wondered what's so great about being British.

People say to me all the time "You're so posh", if I'm perfectly honest, I'm not posh. I've just learned and adapted to speak the way I do, is that a crime?

Anyway, the point of this thread is to simply ask the following question:

- What is it about the British that foreign people find attractive?




That is all,

Monster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFi2GWrliDA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6nn1w


The Bristish are lovely people... well, not physically

 

[union_jak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFi2GWrliDA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6nn1w


The Bristish are lovely people... well, not physically

lol I know you're joking there, I mean, have you seen my photos?