Being... British?

union_jak · May 17, 2009

Eww buses.

Captain_BluTac · May 17, 2009

You think buses are gross now, see how sick you feel after typing the words "bus" and "*********ion" into any sex search engine. You will never sit on a bus again.

union_jak · May 17, 2009

I'm not going to be doing that, BenTac.

And why would that thought even cross your mind to search for it?

hammy · May 17, 2009

^^ Good point, Jak. :hehe:

Silly blu.

chamber-music said:
Katie Price is a former page 3 girl and topless model who used to go by the name Jordan. She got famous for having a new boob job every couple of months, dating Soccer players/z list boyband members and getting into arguements with victoria beckham when both their boyfriends played for manchester united. She also made sex tapes and released them to the media for publicity because shes craves the spotlight.

She had a kid with soccer player Dwight Yorke who was disabled which was sad but then she used that to make more publicity by appearing with him in every glossy magazine/tabliod rag and selling her story.

This made everyone feel sorry for her and more family friendly so when she decided to turn herself into a brand and put her name on everything from clothes, 3 autobiograhpies, ect the british public brought all of it turning her into the Martha Stewart of Britain.

She went on a reality show with a washed up Australian Pop Singer from the 90s called Peter Andre. They fell in love live on TV got married had a couple more kids, an media circus wedding which loked like an 8 year old girls pink fairytail and got their own reality show the type they show on E! where nothing really intresting happens.

Katie Price books are the biggest selling in britain of whatever year they come out. Their are numerous polls where young girls say they would rather get their boobs out like Katie and get rich than become a laywer, doctor because it sounds like too much hardwork all of Britain lets out a depressing groan, the Daily Mail starts saying broken Britain and we have lost are morals why can't it be like the 1950s when everyone knew their place ect.

Katie Price makes 30 million pounds and woman start claiming shes a feminist icon and modern day marlyn monroe because she used her big boobs to trick men into buying into her brand when really the only guys who find her attractive are the kind that looked at their sisters barbie dolls and thought they where hot.

Her main fanbase is tweenage girls, those orange 15 to 25 year old girls who wear loads of make up and little clothes who buy into her and see her as her story as aspirational.

Thus ends my little rant/explanation

Ohhh .. I've heard of Jordan. I've heard Graham Norton rag on her before.

I didn't know SHE was Jordan. But then, right after I wrote this, I read they've split and are asking for their privacy.

No offense to you guys, because I have always been an anglophile and completely enraptured by all things British

... but it really is starting to sound more like the Britain an old poster used to tell me about. What is with every other woman getting her boobs out and people being pissed all the time. :huh:

PLUS, the amount of alcohol some of you guys have to consume in order to get pissed, is insane.

And you said, 'reckon.' :hehe:

Ace of Knaves · May 18, 2009

Reckon is a cool word.

The Englishman · May 18, 2009

hammy said:
^^ Good point, Jak. Silly blu.

Ohhh .. I've heard of Jordan. I've heard Graham Norton rag on her before. I didn't know SHE was Jordan. But then, right after I wrote this, I read they've split and are asking for their privacy.

No offense to you guys, because I have always been an anglophile and completely enraptured by all things British ... but it really is starting to sound more like the Britain an old poster used to tell me about. What is with every other woman getting her boobs out and people being pissed all the time. PLUS, the amount of alcohol some of you guys have to consume in order to get pissed, is insane.

And you said, 'reckon.'

Thats half correct....

Captain_BluTac · May 18, 2009

union_jak said:
I'm not going to be doing that, BenTac.

And why would that thought even cross your mind to search for it?

Curious minds stumble upon these things.... that blue and yellow Stagecoach fabric has never disgusted me so much as it did then.

Captain_BluTac · May 18, 2009

hammy said:
^^ Good point, Jak. Silly blu.

Ohhh .. I've heard of Jordan. I've heard Graham Norton rag on her before. I didn't know SHE was Jordan. But then, right after I wrote this, I read they've split and are asking for their privacy.

No offense to you guys, because I have always been an anglophile and completely enraptured by all things British ... but it really is starting to sound more like the Britain an old poster used to tell me about. What is with every other woman getting her boobs out and people being pissed all the time. PLUS, the amount of alcohol some of you guys have to consume in order to get pissed, is insane.

And you said, 'reckon.'

It depends where you go tbh, the UK is fairly hedonistic, but it's mostly the big cities / rough places that are all drunk and disorderly, admittedly people in smaller towns do drink more than they should, but it tends to be more casual. I dunno if this is good or bad, but my town's population is around 3000 and we have 8 pubs and a "wine bar".

Edit: There is also 3 social clubs and a crappy nightclub called Jaxx.

union_jak · May 18, 2009

Captain_BluTac said:
Curious minds stumble upon these things.... that blue and yellow Stagecoach fabric has never disgusted me so much as it did then.

It worries me that the buses you ride on are likely to be the same ones which pass through my town

Captain_BluTac · May 18, 2009

union_jak said:
It worries me that the buses you ride on are likely to be the same ones which pass through my town

I doubt it, unless you live in either Frimley or Cove.... ifyou do... dear god you stalker!

union_jak · May 18, 2009

Captain_BluTac said:
I doubt it, unless you live in either Frimley or Cove.... ifyou do... dear god you stalker!

No I don't live in either of those places, and would it be my fault if I did?

Captain_BluTac · May 18, 2009

union_jak said:
No I don't live in either of those places, and would it be my fault if I did?

Oh thank god and yes it would be your fault.

union_jak · May 18, 2009

Captain_BluTac said:
Oh thank god and yes it would be your fault.

I was only saying, buses in my area go all the way through Hampshire and back again. I'd put the fault on my parents solely, they moved me here from London and when I get myself sorted out, I'm moving back there :cmad:

hammy · May 18, 2009

Captain_BluTac said:
It depends where you go tbh, the UK is fairly hedonistic, but it's mostly the big cities / rough places that are all drunk and disorderly, admittedly people in smaller towns do drink more than they should, but it tends to be more casual. I dunno if this is good or bad, but my town's population is around 3000 and we have 8 pubs and a "wine bar".

Edit: There is also 3 social clubs and a crappy nightclub called Jaxx.

I want the Britain that has cute little villages and vicars giving teas in the parlor of the vicarage and the town having jumble sales and cozy things like that. :up:

chamber-music · May 19, 2009

hammy said:
I want the Britain that has cute little villages and vicars giving teas in the parlor of the vicarage and the town having jumble sales and cozy things like that.

We have those still too but they are boring to me I much prefer the dirty London with the drug addicts, trustifarians and terrorists that want to kill you.

I saw a bit of a TV show called 'The 90s most embarrassing secret' the other day. Number 1 was how their is zero ethnic minorites in the movie Notting Hill

Ace of Knaves · May 19, 2009

Don't Welsh people count as ethnic minorities?

logan_weapon_x · May 19, 2009

chamber-music said:
I saw a bit of a TV show called 'The 90s most embarrassing secret' the other day. Number 1 was how their is zero ethnic minorites in the movie Notting Hill

Alot of the time, things like that are just people looking for things to complain about though.

Personally i'm one of these people that will go for a day out to the city, but much prefer coming home to my small town.

And shock horror, I much prefer american tv to ours! :wow:

chamber-music · May 19, 2009

The Ace of Knaves said:
Don't Welsh people count as ethnic minorities?

Only if they are speaking Welsh :cwink:

The Englishman · May 19, 2009

hammy said:
I want the Britain that has cute little villages and vicars giving teas in the parlor of the vicarage and the town having jumble sales and cozy things like that.

If that was all we did we would be an incredibly boring nation.....

Deadpool876 · May 19, 2009

^^How much different is Welsh with English anyway? Anyone here speak Welsh?

union_jak · May 19, 2009

Welsh is incomprehensible to a non-speaker. It's not easy on the tongue, and the words sound so similar.

Captain_BluTac · May 19, 2009

I did some volunteer work today and it wasn't even court ordered :up:

I was one of the chaperones for a group of special kids... how is this British you may ask? Well...

1. we went to Marwell Zoo

and

2. The lad I was looking after kept trying to fight the other kids and shall we say "groped" one of the other chaperones.... Seems like a fairly normal UK lad to me.

Captain_BluTac · May 19, 2009

Deadpool876 said:
^^How much different is Welsh with English anyway? Anyone here speak Welsh?

I don't speak Welsh, but I know in Welsh the word "pam" means brick.

chamber-music · May 20, 2009

Deadpool876 said:
^^How much different is Welsh with English anyway? Anyone here speak Welsh?

There are less words in the Welsh language because there are less speakers than those who speak english.

nathaniel · May 21, 2009

Im sure Tolkien used Welsh as a basis for some of is laguages in TLOTR hearing it in conversation it sounds like the Elves of middle earth :woo

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