Best Movie Rants

[thejon93]

I'm talking rants, full-on, head-on collision... whatever! So, let me get 'er started with my favourite rant ever so far, with one of my favourite actors in one of my favourite movies:
'Glengarry Glen Ross'; Al Pacino - Richard/Ricky Roma:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69y6JR-hMMU

 

[SFII]

Clark Griswald - Christmas Vacation.

 

[xwolverine2]

samuel l jackson... pulp fiction

 

[mongoose-mania]

Clark Griswald - Christmas Vacation.

Dang, beat me to it!

 

[PyroChamber]

Clark Griswald - Christmas Vacation.

I like this one better.

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[BeserkerHilf]

i don't know, the danny ****in' k line nails it every time.[YT]http://youtube.com/watch?v=zNbshIqg2gY&feature=related[/YT]

 

[Drizzle]

Hands down, Beavis's "We're never gonna score!" rant in "Beavis and Butthead Do America"

(Starts at 5:23 in the clip)

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[Jess]

Edward Norton in the mirror. The 25th Hour

Steve Martin has a good one in Planes, Trains and Automobiles

 

[Warhammer]

samuel l jackson... pulp fiction

Yes sir.

Which rant? The rant before going into Bret's room, the rant in Bret's room, the rant while cleaning the back of the car with Vincent, or the rant in the restaurant?

 

[RickO'Connell]

The Cell Phone Rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dczBvAPvnC0

 

[xwolverine2]

Yes sir.

Which rant? The rant before going into Bret's room, the rant in Bret's room, the rant while cleaning the back of the car with Vincent, or the rant in the restaurant?

lol....any of 'em...

also the one he did in that shark movie where at the end of his rant he gets eaten by a fake looking cgi shark...lolt:

 

[Warhammer]

lol....any of 'em...

also the one he did in that shark movie where at the end of his rant he gets eaten by a fake looking cgi shark...lolt:

 

[Hush]

Just rent the Network that whole movie is a huge ****ing rant, damn classic it is.

 

[StrainedEyes]

This whole scene is fantastic but this part is great, you can see how pissed he is at his 'father'. I love Devil's Advocate

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No one rants like Pacino.

 

[X-Ray]

De Niro's Capone in Untouchables -

"I want you to get this **** where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"

 

[Wolfwood]

Hahaha, Oh man, every time I see that I think of the Chapelle show skit "Samuel Jackson Beer."

I would probably vote for the Christmas Vacation rant though, it's gotta be my favorite.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Nothing is over.

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[StrainedEyes]

Nothing is over.

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Hahaha man, I bet everyone cheered for Stallone when that day was wrapped.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

I liked it, but laughed when he blubbered.

 

[SFII]

thought of a couple more:

Training Day - Denzel goes off on a rant about how much of a bad ass he is, infront of the whole neighborhood... "I run the streets, *****! King Kong ain't got nothing on me!". and then he takes about 100 bullets in his body before he falls down.


Rocky III - is full of rants.
1) Apollo Creed is sparring in the ring while training with Rocky, and Rocky zones out. and Apollo keeps hitting him in the head. "Damn, Rock, what's the matta wit you!"
2) Adrienne goes off on her rant on the beach to Rocky: "What are you afraid of, damn it?!".
3) at the end, during the middle of the fight with Clubber Lang, Rocky starts yellin' out stuff like "Ain't so bad! Can you hit me harder?! Hit me harder! the whole world is watching, Champ, Knock me out!". that was badass.

 

[Lighthouse]

Steve Martin in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Jesus, is that funny.

Tom Hanks quitting his job in Joe vs. The Volcano.

Jack Nicholson's rant about women in Witches of Eastwick, and his rant about freedom in A Few Good Men.

 

[Gilpesh]

Kikuchiyo in Seven Samurai

What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Steve Martin in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Jesus, is that funny.

Tom Hanks quitting his job in Joe vs. The Volcano.

Jack Nicholson's rant about women in Witches of Eastwick, and his rant about freedom in A Few Good Men.

Yea, that was cool.

 

[Starbird]

Edward Norton in the mirror. The 25th Hour

Steve Martin has a good one in Planes, Trains and Automobiles

That was great.

Also Leonardo DiCaprio in 'The Departed' when he is questioning the crack head in the Apartment.

 

[TLH]

All of V's dialogue in V for Vendetta

I swear that man is one big rant.