Bill Nighy vs. Bill Nye - Who Wins?

[Sawyer]

VS.

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60 years ago, a Swedish scientist put his newborn baby into a teleportation pod for a test run. The end result was that he and his poor invalid wife ended up with two identical babies. One English and with the capabilities of a tentacle-faced pirate, the other American and obsessed with science things. The scientist knew that one day, this would end with a catastrophic war between the two brothers, and it's up to us to decide the victor, because-- DON'T QUESTION ME!!!!!!

Alright, choose.

 

[Quasimod0]

The one who was Davy Jones, easily.

 

[childeroland]

Nye

 

[ThePhantasm]

Davy Jones no contest

 

[bullets]

The end is nigh.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hmm... Can I decide after I see the two Bill's take on the Force Ghosts of Earnst Borgnine as Mermaid Man and Mr. Wizard in a Texas Steel Cage Death Match?

 

[DarthDorranceBane]

 

[Schlosser85]

Nighy

 

[DarkSentinel]

Bill wins.

 

[Lantern Venom]

"You BETRAYED me! To be with an an-i-mal!"

 

[Schlosser85]

Bill Nighy in Love Actually is hilarious.

 

[CapedCrusader14]

Bill Nighy

 

[chamber-music]

Bill Nighy because he has played a Vampire, Zombie, Demon, Wizard, Greek God and Squid faced pirate.

 

[Mee]

Bill Nighy nightly nudges Bill Nye's nighties.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Nye made me uncomfortable as a kid. Okay, and as a grown adult, too. But that makes me conflicted; it's impressive and may, alone, make him worthy of the win.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm surprised nobody asked about prep time yet.

 

[Duke]

Dr. Mindbender obviously.