Blood & Chocolate

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The movie looks stupid as hell.
People laughed hysterically when the trailer showed before Rocky Balboa. I was dying. I mean, what the hell kind of title is that?

...Stupid damn werewolves.

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My theater laughed at it aswell. How do these underworld guys keep making movies if each one fails worse than the last.
 
If I recall correctly, the Blood and Chocolate book was great. And I have no doubt that these people will destroy it and make many people mad. At least the poster looks kind of pretty.

And goodness help me if they ever set eyes on my favorite author's vampire novels, because I will start a revolution and possibly become homicidal.
 
It looks like a high budget B-Movie. Some girl has a darkside and a boyfriend,so she must chose between the 2 of them blah blah...same crap over and over again....manufactured plot.
 
deathshead2 said:
My theater laughed at it aswell. How do these underworld guys keep making movies if each one fails worse than the last.

You do realize both Underworld movies made back over twice their budget in the states alone, right? Not to mention being better than most people give them credit for. The creature effects and stuntwork are pretty damn impressive, especially the seond one.
 
KenK said:
You do realize both Underworld movies made back over twice their budget in the states alone, right? Not to mention being better than most people give them credit for. The creature effects and stuntwork are pretty damn impressive, especially the seond one.

Yeah, you forgot to mention The Covenant.
Terrible movie. :down
 
deathshead2 said:
My theater laughed at it aswell. How do these underworld guys keep making movies if each one fails worse than the last.

Movie Announcer Guy: Blood ......& Chocolate.
People in my theater: Hahahahaha, they definitely could've at least had a better name.
More people: What the hell?
More people: Hahahahahaha, stupid.

True Story.
 
Yeah, as much as I like horror movies, and I did like Underworld 2 better than the first, this looks like crap. :o

People laughed in my theatre also.
 
Warhammer said:
Movie Announcer Guy: Blood ......& Chocolate.
People in my theater: Hahahahaha, they definitely could've at least had a better name.
More people: What the hell?
More people: Hahahahahaha, stupid.

True Story.

Haha. Same here.

Except I chimed in with a 'Worst movie title ever' comment.
 
This was the absolute worst trailer you could show before Rocky Balboa. But that did give me a good laugh or two:woot:
 
*sets up dozens of artifical sunlight bulbs inside of theatre, waits for dozens of night bound goths to come in, switches lights on and melts goths*
 
Theres nothing worse than the wussification of vampires and werewolves in our movies. Remember the good ole days when movies like lost boys and the howling had real monsters, and vampires that tore your throat open instead of lightly sucking the blood while reading poetry. I blame ann rice.
 
Can't say I had any remote interest in seeing this film after seeing the trailer before Rocky Balboa. Looked fairly horrid to me. Doubtful I'll even check this out once it hits DVD either.
 
You guys do know that this a movie adaption of a book right? so... thats where the title comes from.

Im a big Underworld series fan and I love Werewolves but this film looks terrible.
 
What....the werewolves are real wolves....Oh well


When I saw the title I laughed out loud in the theater...so did about two other folks
 
Warhammer said:
Movie Announcer Guy: Blood ......& Chocolate.
People in my theater: Hahahahaha, they definitely could've at least had a better name.
More people: What the hell?
More people: Hahahahahaha, stupid.

True Story.

Same here, it's the first time I've ever been in a theater when a movie was collectively mocked.
 
Plus its rated PG-13 when will they learn certain genre movies need a certain rating. People wanna see blood and guts when they see a werewolf movie. not 3 or 4 months later on the "unrated" dvd. but in the theater.
 
Hugh Dancy seems to be trying to kill his career.
 
Darthphere said:
Hugh Dancy seems to be trying to kill his career.
I've never heard about this guy much but i have seen one movie with himn in it. It was a movie called The Sleeping Dictionary.
 

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