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Bought/Thought 4/11

I finished the SPIDER-MAN: BACK IN BLACK HANDBOOK, although as it marks the return to themed Handbooks, may just as well have been called SPIDER-MAN 2007. The cover, while wonderfully drawn, took me back to the 90's when countless Spider-Man covers seemed to be covered with him alongside design-dopplegangers like Venom, Carnage, clones, symbiotes, etc. But this handbook dives headfirst into that stuff as well as some of Spidey's more recent villians, like a bunch from FNSM (alternate reality Ben's? Retcon Bombs? Ooookay...) It also gives detailed descriptions of Spider-Man's Stark armor as well as his OTHER powers, duely noting that between that and his 2004 power-up's, he's had two major power boosts within the past 3 years, and you hardly see much of these new powers other than the organic webs (and from the diagram, can't imagine how he could hide his wrist orifaces without armbands or a watch for months before he outed himself on TV. It also confirms stuff like his organic webbing can last for a week, vs. the 2 hour limit on the artificial webbing. Which means when Spidey webs a mugger upside down 12 feet up, that thug better hope someone called the cops in a real hurry. It also gives Kraven a much better bio, which is appreciated. You can also see a lot of conveluted origins from 90's and 2000's level retcons. Happy hunting. As always, though, I enjoy these new handbooks completely, and it is good seeing some of the writers who make them making their own mock bio's. It returns some of that cornball Bullpen sort of feel, which is something Joe Q's editorial board has mostly abandoned for a "Fans hate us, so we hate fans" adversarial approach. Good stuff, and worth the $4.
 
I did. My review is on page #3. I liked it. Didn't anyone else get it? It deserves a chance.

Yeah I saw it and it's a great review Dread. I know i'm going to get it with my other books.
 
Oh poopsauce, totally forgot one.

All-Star Superman #8
A bit more forgettable than the other issues -- obviously:O -- but still a good time. The Bizarros weren't...quite...as innovative as I thought they'd be; even though it was interesting, it sorta just played out like Night of the Living Dead pt 935743 what with the rambling and the mass chaos and possessing and the whatnot, practically like Ultimate Bizarro and, well, that Ultimate nonsense is just beneath Morrison:D. Hopefully it's a lot more wackiness ensuing with the next issue which delves how Bizarro World really works.

Incidentally, I adore Morrison's Jimmy Olsen. Utter awesome.

(7.8 out of 10)
 
Might as well put a quick few thoughts of what I bought today. Should've received them yesterday, perhaps it being Friday the 13th lead me to wait two days, and wander around town for hours until they displayed them...but anyways, here we go;

Nova
Well, in all honesty...I never really cared about space or cosmic characters in Marvel unless it was the Surfer. I did pick up Annihilation though, and ever since I read it, I've actually bothered with them. Rider, being a specific interest in the whole event. So, I had no reason not to buy this. What did I reckon?
It wasn't too bad at all, the art was nice and as it's been mentioned before, I like the whole 'Knight Rider KITT' thing going on with Nova. It brings you a different look at the guy. I don't know how, but he's climbed up to my faves in the MU within mere months. So I suggest picking this up, as I'll probably support this title throughout the following months.

New Avengers
Some people have a problem with Yu's stuff, but I really, really dig this kinda style. What about the story though? Well...I didn't find it all that interesting. I'm not really bothered with Elektra, or the Hand. I love Dr Strange's magic attacks in the issue, if it wasn't for him being in the group...I just wouldn't feel all that excited about the New Avengers. Don't get me wrong, but Spidey and Cage are faves of mine...but they need someone like Strange. I'll wrap this one up quickly though. If I did have to give this a rating out of ten, it'd perhaps be a seven. Art is lovely, but I couldn't care less about Echo/Ronin or even Elektra.

The Loners
Picked this up just out of curiosty. I got a feel of Nextwave whilst reading it, cept it weren't as funny. Nonetheless, it started off rather nicely. I feel like I should be familiar with the art...but I'm not. This artwork in this comic has a nice feel to it. I will be picking up the whole series. Good artwork, and it's got an alright concept to it.

NewUniversal
Okay, I'll admit...I've been struggling with this. It's easy to tell who Larroca used for photo reference. Take a look at Ellis' character Ken Connell, and then Sawyer from Lost. My girlfriend pointed this out, actually. It's been so-so so far. The art is nice but the storyline...is for the small minded me, a tad bit too much in places. This White Event isn't explained fully as of yet, it just mentions that this event spawned four superhumans...and may create more. These superhumans are being tracked down by the army etc, people who are scared of them. I kinda like that, and the fact that they all have some destiny. It just seems cluttered though, by all this 'wakan' and 'white event' business. It's going somewhere, it's just going to that place rather slowly.#
I probably would recommend this, regardless of how I feel. Others might enjoy it, and I don't see it being lifted off the shelves much.


Basically, reviews were posted so late because here I can't get them early enough. All in all though, it wasn't a bad week at all.
 
The first 2 1/2 pages of this thread should be deleted. Eros's opinions and IF's feelings...:whatever:
 
The first 2 1/2 pages of this thread should be deleted. Eros's opinions and IF's feelings...:whatever:

:up: I agree, and I apologize for helping in the derailing of the thread.

I also apologize to Colossal for calling him a nappy headed ho.:heart:
 
I can wait!

In the meantime, can somebody please tell me why I'm having so much trouble getting past the 4th page of New Universal? :(
 
NEWUNIVERSAL #5: Ellis is best when he has no mainstream characters to butcher, but this series is moving a bit slowly and honestly, while there is nothing fundamentally wrong with the story, it is becoming a bit conveluted and my interest is waning. It shifts from some explosive scenes to more middling buildup, and after 5 issues it seems like more should be happening, not even the midway point of a beginning. A new Native American superhuman is introduced, and he's okay, and the army fights the Starbrand, mostly off panel, before he is whisked away by Nightmask. But at this point, the first arc isn't even over and I feel that despite it all, I am only getting future issues because I got past ones, which doesn't feel healthy. It's not rubbish, it actually is interesting, just a bit slow and maybe not what I am into after all. I may give this up soon. It is a modern update of the NEWUNIVERSE, but instead of merely sticking to the "humans get powers after WHITE EVENT" bit, already Ellis is throwing in time-travellers, cyborg armor robots, and potential aliens. It combines slow pacing with huge bitefulls of details and buildup. Honestly the Justice segments have been the strongest because **** actually happens. But it may not be enough for me before too long.

The original New Universe had those too. Spitfire and the Troubleshooters was all about the Max armor and Jenny Swensen. Starbrand was originally delivered to Ken by an alien. The future Ken looks quite a bit like the alien's old man disguise.

To me, Ellis is hitting all the right nostalgia points with this series. Emmett Proudhawk, the indian in this issue, was the CIA oprative who collected the five children who made up Psi-Force. He was killed shortly after gathering them in the original series. The five kids found after his death that they could join thier powers to form a "spirit" verision of Emmett called the Psi-Hawk that had a combination of all their powers. It looks like Ellis is going to keep him around for a few issues.

I'm guessing that I'm one of the few here who appreciates the links Ellis is establishing with the original series. New Universe didn't have very many dedicated readers. I'm willing to deal with an issue or three that builds a foundation for stuff to come.
 
What The??!!?? More Thoughts:

All-Star Superman #7: Each time I pick up a new issue of All-Star Superman, I'm more and more impressed. With this book coming out every two months, Morrison does a great job of condensing down his story into single issue (or in this case, two-issue) stories. (Case in point, Alex Ross' Justice is a great comic; but, issue #1 came out in 2005, and for a 12-part story, that's a lot of patience on my behalf...and, I simply don't have that great of a memory when I'm reading easily over 100 comics a month to remember what happened 2 months prior.) Plus, he has taken, with this issue, a character I really can't stand, Bizarro, and made him updated and fresh. After all, many of Superman's old foes were kind of neat when I was a kid in the 70's; but, the really border on silly nowadays. (That's what makes Batman the better comic. Such old characters, like Joker and Two-Face, still hold up because they are so deadly and dark.) On top of this, Frank Quitely's art is like the frosting on the cake. Needless to say, I loved it. 10/10

Tales of the Unexpected #7: Wow! Part of me was getting really, really tired of the dragging of the Spectre story...it really didn't deserve 8 issues for The Spectre to find justice from the death of the landlord waaay back in issue #1....but, this issue really makes the case for why that actually worked well in telling Crispus Allen's story. (And, that's the main point: This story is about Crispus Allen, not who he has become, The Spectre.) The writer, David Lapham, was setting up the reader to how helpless he was in being the Spectre, being unable to help the innocent issue after issue; thus, when you get to the final five pages of this issue's story, the reader is so drawn in to Nathan's suicide attempt, those final pages blow you away. This not only changes Nathan, but Crispus, also; and, it sets the reader up for the conclusion next issue.

Now, while The Spectre story is your normal type of story you'd expect to find in a DC comic, the second story, Dr. 13, always amazes me. When I read the first part in issue #1, I thought it was utter horsecrap. But, it really does have great humor and is trying to say something about the comic industry in a Nextwave sort of way. (Although, I think Nextwave did a terrible, terrible job, and this is soooo much better.) I loved The Architects in this issue; especially when they are deciding which characters to keep. "We'll admit, a talking Nazi gorilla took us unaware. We debated if there was room in the universe for one... But when yea became a talking Nazi Vampyre Gorilla? You're a villian we can sink our teeth into."

Here's the thing with both stories. It's almost sad that we sometimes judge a comic on a single issue, without waiting or seeing what the full end result is. (Again, I think of Morisson's All-Star Superman and how he is smart to tell a story in one or two issues, unlike All-Star Batman which might never have Batman and Robin get out of the Batmobile and Batcave.) I couldn't stand Dr. 13 in the first two issues; but, now, I've come to understand the writer's concept of the character and his humor has really grown on me. I was getting bored with Spectre's long telling of the death of the Landlord; but, with this issue, I realized why the writer needed to show us Crispus' angst in dealing with the various situations that he's experiencing through being The Spectre. With Marvel, readers got so hung up on the delays with Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat, they failed to realize it was still a very good story in the end. Or, Civil War had a lot of great moments; but, we tend to remember the last thing we read, thus making Civil War a disappointment for many. In the end, I guess a comic really shouldn't be judged by a single issue...heck, maybe All-Star Batman and Robin would be judged less harshly by me if I ever got to see how that first storyline was suppose to finish and if I got to read it in its entirety. 8/10

Supergirl #16: This comic just gets more and more weird with each passing issue. Ever since OYL, I've been wondering, "What the hell is going on??!!??" The book seemed to come back the last few issues, although it wasn't anything to rant about. But, we seem to have returned to that original weird story, and it's just been made more strange. After reading this, I'm now wondering if Supergirl's father was a raging lunatic or if he really saw Phantom Zone phantoms in the people he killed. And, it seems like now Supergirl is seeing them in the people around her, as it showed her kill her own mother. Simply put, this comic is pretty much destroying the character of Supergirl after Superman/Batman made her so unbelievably popular. Basically, this is one demented comic book. 5/10

Green Lantern Corps #11: This is one of those comics that almost have to be reserved judgement on; because, you're not sure what's really going on within the story. Basically, something is making some of the Lanterns to go nuts, it seems, and kill other Lanterns. Within all this, we have six different stories that are going to unite into one story. It does lead to a lot of confusion; but, it's peeked my curiousity and I can't wait to see how it's going to end. 7/10

Justice League #7: It's kind of maddening to realize it took seven issues for Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman to come up with their selection for who's to be in the Justice League; but, this comic still worked on all levels. I enjoyed reading it, even though not much really happened. (Plus, it wasn't hard to figure out after reading issues #1-6 who was going to be in the new Justice League.) Hopefully, this break from action will bring a great story beginning with issue #8. 9/10

Yah! I'm done reading my DC comics. Now, I have to try and read the 15 Marvel comics I still haven't gotten to this week.
 
There's something on your nose there.:whatever:
Darth... *sigh* would it make you feel better if I told you that the stuff on my nose is the result of me doing something that's pretty gay??:huh: It makes me feel better thinking about it, actually...:)
 
Yet More Thoughts:

Spider-Girl #7: Imus better beware Ladyhawk! As she says, "This Ladybird is a bird of prey and I have a very low tolerance for racists or sexists." Anyway, in this issue we have Spider-Girl's parents upset she's still doing the costume hero act, Hobgoblin being the main villian, May having problems at school, and in the end deciding to give up being Spider-Girl. Yep, sounds just like countless other Spider-Girl comics in the last couple years. While the issue is still very solid, it just keeps touching on the same themes issues after issue, and maybe that's why I'm getting bored with it. There are so many villians; but, Hobgoblin is getting old fast. 7/10

Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane #17: My favorite Spidey title! Sadly, the past two issues haven't been as good as the previous. Maybe it's because I absolutely love Takeshi Miyazawa's art as compared to David Hahn's. At least Takeshi's still doing the covers for this book. Anyway, the title is a little different the past two issues because of its focus going from Mary Jane to some of the characters around her, including Spider-Man. In this issue, Spidey's romance with Firestar is starting to heat up (sorry about the pun) and Liz is facing some competition of her own in the romance department from Felicia, who looks to steal Flash away from her. Still my favorite Spidey book and it's too bad more readers are afraid to explore this title; I just wish Takeshi was still doing the art. 8/10

Iron Man #16: This second issue of Iron Man: Director Of SHIELD, while more interesting than many Iron Man issues I've read in the last few years, is actually nothing more than filler. We get a bit of Tony having to learn to be a good leader of SHIELD; but, mainly we get a prologue to the upcoming storyline. The best thing about this issue is realizing that The Mandarin is coming back, and future issues should really heat up. 7/10

New Avengers #29: Talk about a comic being a total waste of time. We start off with Elektra and Ninjas setting up to fight the New Avengers, go back in time and see the New Avengers hiding from Tony Stark and his Avengers, and end up coming right back to Elektra and her Fantastic Ninjas without the story advancing in any way. This, my friends, is what you call a complete waste of time. 3/10

Punisher #6: Mainly, we get another issue of GW Bridge chasing Punisher all over the city, even though the beginning of the comic starts off the same as the cover, involving a Neo-Nazi type supervillian who decides to kill an entire town to rid America of the unpure element he feels is tainting it. Just like with my above two reviews, this is mainly filler to a potentially more interesting story down the road. (Although, the way Bendis is going, I doubt New Avengers will get more interesting.) A lower review than normal, namely because I'm bored to tears with GW Bridge. 6/10
 

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