Bought/Thought for July 15th, 2009 with SPOILERS!

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Bit of a slow week. My comic shop didn't have the THOR/HERCULES HANDBOOK, which will be something else to tack down. That means only three books, and no big "events" Marvel wise. I hear DC is doing something with rings.

Those WOLVERINE: GOT MILK ads in Marvel's comics are now unintentionally hilarious given that the film has been long out of theaters and underperformed domestically for FOX. It made a nice profit, but I am sure they expected it at least to challenge TRANSFORMERS 2 a little in terms of box.

As always, all rants and spoilers are at maximum velocity. Onward!

Dread's Bought/Thought for 7/15/09:

AGENTS OF ATLAS #8:
Another issue, another Lenil Yu cover, another 22 pages of pulp hero goodness, and my, aren't we getting these issues at a quick pace? Is there much else to say?

It is worth noting, in an era where comics that run late become more common and more criticized, that we honor those books that go above and beyond. It is worth reminding that this title launched in Feb. 2009. By all accounts we should be getting issue five by now, and that would be on schedule, no complaints. Instead we are on the 8th issue. We've had two months where issues came bi-weekly. I guess that means shipping a comic on time or even ahead of schedule is possible if you have a steady creative team like this book has. Hardman and Pagulayan have usually shared the art on this book but this title hasn't shied away from a fill-in artist or two to maintain schedule, and they all have complimenting styles. Not only is AGENTS OF ATLAS a solidly written and drawn title, it is also one that has overachieved in terms of professionalism, in an era where titles that underachieve are given excuses ("oh, Finch has a cold, you see"). Eight issues in five months is worth taking a step back to honor and go, "well done, sirs".

There is a part of me that wonders if one reason is because the editorial staff wants to either pump out as many issues as possible to keep sales stable (or to slow their natural decline), and/or to get out as many issues as possible before sales reach 20k a month, which is more or less cancellation time. The strategy of "more issues to stem the decline from the first issue and get sales stable" may have worked. May saw two issues, and both were stable at 25k. Keep in mind this book debuted at 34k, so massive drops would doom it like CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13. While a Wolverine variant cover boosted issue #3's sales, after a 22% drop for issue two, this book seems to have held steady. Hopefully it will hover at this mark like NOVA has for years, at least. It is a shame when genuinely good books have to struggle to stay upstream while, say, HULK does not, but that's the direct market for you.

Fresh from a two-parter exploring Atlantis with Namor, the only member of Osborn's Cabal that the Agents had any possible contact to, Jimmy Woo has decided that his focus on Osborn has distracted from his overall goal to rehabilitate the Atlas Foundation from being a massive terrorist criminal enterprise to doing real good for the world by exclusively trying to dethrone Osborn. To that end he was decided to return the $2 billion in gold he stole from the federal reserve. This gets on Osborn's nerves because he's been "dipping" into the federal reserve to fund HAMMER and Atlas' action now put too much attention on it for him to continue doing so. What, OsCorp wasn't rich enough? While Jimmy and M-11 venture into the Dragon's Triangle to try to track down his old love Suwan, the rest of the Agents welcome Khanata, ex-SHIELD agent to the fold from their last mini. In this story he likely serves to fill in for Jimmy Woo a bit, but I like him on the team. He usually was the most down to earth of the collection of oddballs, yet didn't sweat the weird stuff either. Besides, he hails from Wakanda so like Namora, he has a connection to another facet of Marvel lore, too.

When one of Atlas' unknown side-laboratories decides to choose Bruce Banner as their latest random hitch-hiker to experiment on, they quickly find the Hulk tearing up their operation and call on the Agents to help. The Agents are horrified about the monsters and seek to shut down the operation anyway, but that means surviving a rampage from the Hulk, who has been rendered even more mindless by being pumped full of toxins as Banner. While I suppose detractors by now are getting tired of Venus being able to eventually settle most fights with her song, is it REALLY that much worse than, say, Hulk winning any fight by screaming and charging forward, or Batman drawing Just-The-Perfect-Gadget from his belt? It was a bit sad and sweet that he envisioned all of his dead/once dead lovers, Betty, Jarella, and Caeira. And here Peter Parker whines about only ONE dead lover.

As usual with AGENTS OF ATLAS, it usually wins on execution, not exactly being cutting edge, and therefore it doesn't have to be. The dialogue between the Agents as they try to battle the lab's monsters as well as the Hulk is very amusing, with Gorilla-Man as usual getting some of the best lines. Pagulayan's art is terrific as usual.

Meanwhile, Woo and M-11 meet up with the modern Suwan, who is now calling herself the Jade Claw. Que cliffhanger until next issue. It is a shame that only 25,000 readers are on this book, because it really is one of the better team books out there. Plenty of quirky pulp style heroes, exciting adventures, crisp dialogue, and next to INCREDIBLE HERCULES, the funniest recap pages in Marvel Comics. Always a pleasure especially when we get so many issues per month!

CAPTAIN AMERCIA #601: I have to admit, when I saw that tagger on the cover, "A VERY SPECIAL ISSUE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA", I thought back to the many "very special" episodes of TV shows and wondered if Cap would be teaching us not to drink and drive, or do drugs (especially steroids) or so on. Oh, but be still my cynical TV clogged heart, it is special because legendary artist Gene Colan does the cover and interiors for the story.

Now, some have criticized this issue for being "filler", and I won't lie; it is. It's yet another WWII flashback story with Cap and Bucky, and I swear there have been 50,000 of those done in Marvel comics within the last forty years. Plus, with REBORN essentially serving as the latest CAPTAIN AMERICA arc for a larger stage than, oh, 65k who read CA, and with the title going on haitus until REBORN is finished as of this month, surely it wasn't likely that anything major would happen here. That said, I can understand some people being miffed at paying $4 for a filler issue; I will say that it has 40 pages of story, all by Gene Colan. All of Marvel's 3 digit numbered books are $3.99 these days anyway, and at least this one has a fair page count for that price. It is akin to a one shot ASM story drawn entirely by John Romita Sr., 30-40 pages long. I won't say this issue rocked my socks like most do, but it wasn't offensive in any way. It's a done in one solid little tale which is fine for a read but skippable if it so offends.

Set during the CIVIL WAR, although to be honest it matters little, Nick Fury is going over video feeds of the hero infighting and asks Bucky if he's ever seen anything like it. He says he has, and one story that comes up is the time near the end of the war when he and Cap, both battle weary, were in a town that was suddenly suffering from a vampire epidemic. Nearly anyone who dies is liable to become a vampire, and when some of the allied soldiers are transformed, paranoia sweeps the area. There is one touching scene where Cap basically comforts a soldier as he dies that it pretty good. With usual suspect Baron Blood out as a suspect, Cap and Bucky eventually trace the source to a vampire actress for a military show, and ultimately are forced to kill a little kid who has also become a vampire. Not long after, that Baron Zemo mission would end the war for both.

Colan's art seems retro by today's standards but it does work well to carry mood for a supernatural themed story. Some of his page layouts and effects would be utilized by many other artists, especially in the 80's and 90's for mood. It certainly was cool to see some of it that wasn't a reprint or an ESSENTIAL, and the last page summarizing Colan's career was good for those who didn't know, or may not have been born during his heyday.

A quiet issue of CAPTAIN AMERICA, and not essential, but I found it readable enough. Nothing wrong with it. We usually complain when Marvel puts out a random one-shot for a story that easily could be part of the regular title, right? Here you go.

MIGHTY AVENGERS #27: While he isn't credited on the cover, Dan Slott reunites with his AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE co-writer Christos Gage on this title with this issue; Slott is credited with "plot" and Gage with "script". They have worked well together before and to be honest, Slott's issues of this title so far were cool but sometimes a little all over the place and if Gage can bring in some more cohesion, all the battle. In a Newsarama interview, Slott sites an increased ASM workload as also contributing to adding Gage on writing credits, as well as an upcoming Mighty Avengers mini both are doing. Which means that it may be possible that stuff in AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE may intertwine with this title at some point, such as "The Avengers Resistance" (what the New Warriors call themselves now, having ditched Counter-Force; they change names more often than Prince).

Khoi Pham is back on interior art and it's fine. He usually is as good as his inker and Martinez is fine on inks. I don't have a problem with Pham's art like some people do, although I admit that his pencils are not as good if his inker isn't up to par, or if he inks himself (as he seemed to in SECRET INVASION? REQUIEM). I liked his stuff back on INCREDIBLE HERCULES and have no complaints about art here.

I do have a complaint about an outright error that either Slott or Gage made. That is, Karnak claiming his abilities come from the Terragenesis process; they don't. Karnak was never exposed to the Mists. His abilities are all apparently the result of exceptional training combined with the natural Inhuman physical superiority to humans. Hell, Shang Chi is human and he can kick robots in half, too. This story is set in the past when the new Royals were young, likely when Black Bolt was 19 and fresh out of his sound proof isolation chamber where he grew up, so getting a detail like that wrong, especially when Karnak boldly proclaims it in one balloon, is worth noting. I mean, I wouldn't let Bendis or JMS go with that. To be fair, they're not the first writers to get this confused, but it was a nitpick. This could be part of the retcon, but I don't see why it is needed and it contradicts more stories than the presence of the Unspoken himself.

The newest bad guy coming up is The Unspoken. Via retcon, he is a deposed king of the Inhumans from back before Black Bolt was made king. Now, the backstory of the Inhumans goes that they were once ruled by an elected Genetic Counsel who would rule in tandum with a King. Bolt's parents were among this class, and he was exposed to the mists in the womb, which was why he was so powerful, even to a fault. He spent the first 19 years of his life in a sound proof isolation chamber, and he was released around when Gorgon, Triton, and Medusa were exposed to the mists and came to form. His brother Maximus immediately tried to muck things up by selling the Inhumans out to the Kree, and the resulting battle forced Bolt to unleash his sonic scream, accidentally crushing the Counsel and the king, forcing him to take over. The Unspoken is now claimed to be another of Bolt's cousins who took to the throne before he did. As no mention of a Counsel is made, it may be possible that the Unspoken ruled after that Kree incident but before Bolt took the throne (since he was older and seemingly more powerful), and that would work well enough. Bolt and his allies confront Unspoken about hiding the Slave Engine, and when he refuses to return it to all Inhumans, a battle ensues. Unspoken tears through the bunch of them but Bolt is able to take him down; he then is banished, and his name never spoken again. His name is blacked out in dialogue boxes which at first is awkward but by the time I was irritated by it, the flashback was over so that is alright. He certainly has a Kirby-esque design.

Now, Unspoken is the threat that Ban-Luck has organized with Avengers U.S. Agent and Quicksilver to confront in China. As Quicksilver is their best contact into Inhuman lore, he immediately recognizes the threat imposed by Unspoken, who basically is able to morph himself into nearly anything he wants, "Terragenesis Itself". He quickly is confronted by The People's Defense Force (formerly known as China Force), and in John Walker's words, "Alpha Flight's them". Considering that Walker served on Alpha flight's replacement squad in Canada for months alongside Sasquatch (the only survivor), it could be seen as insensitive, but that works for Walker. Ban-Luck at least is a playful character with a sense of humor who adds some fun to the melodrama.

Thankfully, Slott & Gage also start to get around to revealing what Salvation Two was about, and why it was worth fighting the Fantastic Four. S-2 and Jocasta have merged to form the "Infinite Avengers Mansion" that offers almost a million floors of space and Pym-Pocket doors to nearly any plot centric location. It certainly looks better than the old lab did. The rest of the Avengers are naturally impressed, while Vision Jr. is seemingly creeped out at Jocasta being able to now access alternate "forms" to guide them. Stature, though, sees that "Scarlet Witch" has returned, and clearly is itching for a fight. While this doesn't automatically explain why Mr. Fantastic relented on Pym last issue, it does start to answer those questions. Pham drew the massive structure's interior well. It does seem like a massively large headquarters for a team that barely has eight members, but with Gage aboard who knows who may be coming or going? The Young Avengers have popped up fairly often so far, after all.

The Karnak issue aside, I thought this was a stronger issue than the last. I could have done without the fight against the Fantastic Four being contrived, but that's done now and I am ready to move forward. The Unspoken's retcon works a little better than I expected and he could shape up to be a potent villain depending on the execution. Gage and Slott work well together and I expect more good things. And even with Slott sometimes having a hiccup or two, I still think he's been a stronger writer on this series than Bendis, which is what counts.

Slott gives an interview here: http://www.newsarama.com/comics/090715-mighty-slott.html

I found this exchange a little telling, since Slott's handling of Pym has been a bit "unique":
Newsarama said:
NRAMA: Let's talk about Hank's character for a minute. Is he growing as a character as you write him?

DS: I think he's asserting himself more. He's taking on bigger and bigger roles. He's taking on bigger challenges. Yet he's still being this wonderfully messed up character that he is. There are some flaws you overcome, but there are some flaws you embrace. And that makes you who you are. You look at Hank's history, and so much of his history is about redemption and making up and atoning for past mistakes. I think we've covered that ground. Now it's about looking at what a fabulously weird character he is and rolling around in it.

That certainly is different. I have caught onto the vibe that Slott was trying to write both facets of Pym, the brilliant genius mixed with the emotional basket-case/weirdo, rather than one or the other. That can't be an easy tightrope to write but I do commend the effort. I'm looking forward to the ride to come.
 
I wish we could get a better artist than Pham on Avengers. His work is too sketchy. I don't want somebody blockbustery like McNiven or Hitch but I'd like somebody more solid than Pham that's for sure.
 
I imagine Pham may be better able to keep a schedule than McNiven or Hitch. Slott's run deals with more fantastic elements and neither of those artists are great at that. Hitch struggles to draw non-leather costumes. While I do admit there are better artists for the book than Pham, I don't think those two are an option.
 
I imagine Pham may be better able to keep a schedule than McNiven or Hitch. Slott's run deals with more fantastic elements and neither of those artists are great at that. Hitch struggles to draw non-leather costumes. While I do admit there are better artists for the book than Pham, I don't think those two are an option.

That's why I did not suggest them... :confused:
 
Blackest Night #1
F**k cocking wow.

Loved it.

I can, have, and will say many things about Geoff Johns. I stand by all of them, except for one tidbit as described below. But never let it be said that the man cannot deliver the event that I want.

Five, maybe six years of buildup. Hints, storylines, characters, plots that have been interweaved amongst the fabric of the company universe for all this time. Straightforward and understandable blueprint alongside complex, epic backdrops. Frakking zombies. Final Crisis had vampires, but no real zombies. And, let's be honest here, Final Crisis had no relatable buildup whatsoever. If I had to pick the primary reason why FC ultimately did not prove itself to be worth the effort in spite of glorious writing, it would be that it had no buildup, nor fallout really. It did not synchronize with the DCU, there was no harmony, it did not present itself through what readers were reading. Perhaps there's something meta to be said about that, though.

And I have to be the bigger man here, and e-pologize to Johns. At some point I berated him for bulldozing over the scene in Tomasi's Nightwing where the League and Society placed the remains of their deceased under maximum-security protection. It turns out that, surprise, not only was he incredibly aware of that little point of continuity, but he also incorporated it pretty strongly into his plot. I'm just...wow, what's this feeling...it feels like...actual continuities? In my DCU? Dick on a stick! I love that.

(I'm still right about his big retcon re: Hal's service, though!)

Because there is so much continuity here. It's not glaring, which would be a bad way to establish continuity; it's very subtle. Look how Johns cleverly uses the four primary GLs to establish so many other characters and events. Look how he uses Guy to naturally introduce the JLI members at Ted's grave, or Kyle to segue into the JSA segment through Alan and Jade. To be honest, the Ronnie Raymond/Aquaman pages were, well, less natural, but that's where having a good grasp of DCU continuity is rewarded. Lucky for me, I have that! Sucks to be people who don't I guess, but you'll be fine.

It feels like my goddamn frakking DCU. After all this time of horrible coordination, editorial vomit, and gods-honest horrible writing. Even the bit with Hawkman and Hawkgirl, which I'm sure will piss off many people, was crammed to the brim with canon. Which makes sense of course considering the significant hand that Johns had in their old series. Carter and Kendra are seen at their Opal City museum instead of flying around like homeless people. He actually speaks with Ray, probably the first time in years. And the intricacies of the Hawks' complicated relationship is laid down and, um, resolved. And then, crazy zombie Ralph (And his nose! He's literally sniffing! Holy shi-) and crazy silent Sue and what happens...man. I think I like the Hawks as much as anyone but, merciful Buffy, I loved this. It was crazy awesome.

Not that being faithful to continuity is the only thing this has going for it. Johns just works up the dread and buildup so well here, along with the genuine emotion and the shocks and thrills. Goodness, that scene on Oa, with the invasion of the rings and Scar all of a sudden going 28 Days Later on everyone! Holy spit. And yeah, I absolutely loved Guy's reaction to the zombies.

And inexplicably, defying most odds, I really liked Hal and Barry in the issue. More specifically, I really liked them together. The whole "beat cops" angle is entirely working.

And I'll say it: I'm really glad Reis is at the helms for the art instead of Van Sciver. Van Sciver is cleaner than Reis, but also less accurate. Reis has a buttload of work to do here and yet is hitting it square out of the park.

Completely, utterly looking forward to what comes next. Johns. Buddy. Don't let me down, yeah?

(9.7 out of 10)


Tales of the Corps #1
Cok blok? Kik a duk. Lik dee butok. Frak.

Okay so apparently I totally suck at predicting Geoff Johns, 'cause I was completely wrong about everything. Mostly about the Indigo Tribe, but I'm just gonna be proactive here and assume that I'm gonna be wrong about everything else as well. 'Cause you'd think I'd be used to being wrong about Johns' output by now! But, no, apparently not.

So, euthanasia is a go. I have to say, there's gotta be more compassionate ways to off someone than to asphyxiate them. Seriously, that's really horrible and painful and messy. You couldn't just Will up a green Wonder Woman construct and crak his nek or something?

Nothing too spectacular, some fun writing, but mostly just whetting the appetite for more emotional spectrum stuff.

(6.8 out of 10)


Action Comics #879
...Huh. Wowa. I mean, I totally get wanting to be Linda Danvers -- who wouldn't? -- but this is a bit on the nose about it, ain't it? I mean that's just ****ing on the nose. It's sitting on top right the frak now. I think it's awesome in its way, and it's certainly justified here by that backstory we got in the wonderful annual but...wow. I really don't know how I feel about this.

I think I'm going to start collecting James Robinson's Superman issues. First of all because I actually have been reading them and, against my better judgment, I'm enjoying Mon-El's adventures. But also because there's apparently gonna be a lot more connectivity to come.

Of note here is how awesome Lois is being. I mean, not totally awesome, but she's been getting really good moments in this book. There's no one I'd rather have write Lois Lane than Greg Rucka.

Captain Atom Second Feature: Chapter 1
Okay, so we're going with "Something was messing with his mind"? Sure why not, I can deal with that.

(7.6 out of 10)


JSA vs. Kobra #2
Kinda totally awesome. Flat-out solid writing for each and every page, each and every panel. Well, so far it's more just "Mr. Terrific, Green Lantern, and Power Girl vs. Kobra" as opposed to "JSA versus Kobra," but man is it delivering. I miss Checkmate so much, and this is pretty much Checkmate.

(9.3 out of 10)


Titans #15
...Did Garth just become the king of Atlantis or something?

Defying all f**king odds, I actually liked this. I mean, I dunno. I'm still sore about the ridiculous "Let's kill his family, that hasn't been done enough ever" that DC pulled here with virtually no fanfare, but there's some good character moments here and some very nice writing. From the general story and characters involved, it's obvious that JT Krul has done his homework and read that 90s Tempest miniseries from Jimenez, which is great. And the scene between him and Ni...between him and Batman? Also great.

I didn't have a lot of faith in Krul -- relative newcomers never inspire a lot of that -- and I don't know if I'm quite ready to reenter myself into the world of buying Titans books...but that may change.

(7.4 out of 10)


Final Crisis Aftermath: Escape #3
Still totally confusing and wtf. I mean an actual plot is coming through now and you get what you're supposed to be following, but...still...

(???? out of ???????????)


Fallen Angel: Reborn #1
Guest-starring...Illyria!

And the Fallen Angel returns. Well, technically she appears in all of one single page here at the very end. Most of this is all Illyria all the time. Which is great, and other than some odd bits of cynical humor, PAD totally nails her. If you know what I mean. PAD is one of my favorite writers, even though a lot of his work is a lot of miss with me a lot of the time, and I actually find him personally to be quite *****ey. Nothing personal, I just think he can be a big *****ebag. v:Ov However, the fact that he so obviously digs the Buffyverse raises my regard of him quite a bit. Hey, what can I say? I is what I is. Though, I will happily admit that just because someone likes of the Whedon doesn't mean that they ain't a *****ebag. I of course speak from personal experience.

(8.8 out of 10)
 
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Basically i share the same sentiments that Brian does on BN and BN:TOC, My Titans rating would be an 8.0 but the book i bought thathe didnt was Superman/Batman, in which i got what i would say is the weakest issuse in a long ****ing time.

Oh and can Aquaman come back now, please? I mean the real one too!
 
Mighty Avengers #27: We catch back up on US Agent and Quicksilver's mission. It is pointed out how Walker has no sense of humor. Meanwhile, we get an interesting retcon of the Inhumans history (this was supposed to tie in to "War of Kings" somehow, and here we are). The "Unspoken" (rendered so after royally pissing off Black Bolt and co.) and a few loyal Alpha Primitives are back to... be back... and scary because this dude is uber-powerful.

We find out that Radioactive Man is active with China's superhero team after Osborn deported him out of concern that he'd be too moral for the Dark Avengers. He and his national superhero team confront the Unspoken, and are "Alpha Flighted", as US Agent puts it. He and Quicksilver are royally freaked out.

Meanwhile, Pym shows off the thing that came from all of his work with the lab and the dimensional wave inducer which he fought with Mr. Fantastic over the last two issues. It creates an "Infinite Avengers Mansion", full of doors to anywhere, and, much to Jarvis's relief, is self-cleaning. I continue to have fun reading this book.

X-Factor #46: Moving back to Darwin being attacked by Cortex-possessed Monet. Theresa comes to the rescue, insisting that she'd figured out something was amiss, when, in an amusing flashback that could only come from PAD, the truth was Val Cooper pointed out how fishy it was that M was so enthused to protect Lenore.

Meanwhile, and a scene which only lasts a panel, Rictor and Shatterstar make out. No joke. PAD says this will be an issue touched upon.

In the future, feeble old Dr. Doom explains "doomlocks" to Madrox and the gang. These are basically devices which can be used to affect the past without creating a divergent timeline. They are then attacked by Sentinels who Doom somehow sends to the past (or at least claims to). They appear during the conflict between Monet and Siryn. Fun shall be had next issue with this.

Also, Ruby Summers's boyfriend appears. He is, OMFGWTF,
Trevor ****ing Fitzroy
.

Deadpool #12: The fight between Deadpool and Bullshawkeye concludes. Deady brought Bullseye to the hospital so that he wouldn't die from last issues "meat hook to the abdomen". There is a brief exchange with Norman Osborn in which Bullseye explains that he rarely spends all the money he gets from his career as the world's deadliest assassin, and mentions that he may very well have more money that Osborn. He later justifies this claim by paying Deadpool off to keep him from cutting his leg off with a chainsaw (result of a brief, entertaining showdown).

At the end, a bored Deadpool blows his own brains out. Thus explaining all the solicits with references to the song "Wave of Mutilation". Bored laughs, DP continues to be heavily exposed, and life is good.

Blackest Night #1: I was given a plastic Black Lantern ring when I bought this comic, like something you'd get in a cereal box. My friend Tanner has threatened to steal it from me.

Oh, and the comic? Well, it's late and I'm going to bed soon, so I don't want to get into too much detail, but HOLY ****ING ****. Zombie metahumans rise up, Guardians get their hearts torn out, heroes die, heroes are "resurrected" (continuing with the trend of zombie metahumans), and the Rogues apparently have their own graveyard for dead Flash villains. They come to pay their respects (it's basically national "Mourn the Metas Day"), Weather Wizard brings a keg, and Owen Mercer is there to honor is dead father (who is distinctly more evil than him). I know it is silly, in such a great comic with so much going on, to focus on two panels, but I'm a sucker for the Rogues, and I'm hoping we see a lot of them in the rest of this mini (probably will, with Capt. Boomerang, Golden Glider, and the original Top being Black Lanterns).

So, anyway... buy this. You will not regret it.
 
Blackest Night #1 is all I read because I've been watching Beast Wars again like it's going out of style. I'd forgotten just how fun that series is. Anyway, BN #1 was good. The transitions BW mentioned in particular, with the human GLs all serving to segue into other parts of the DC universe and their reactions to all the superhero deaths over the years, was pretty masterful storytelling. When Johns isn't retconning up a storm to fit his fan-fic whims, he's still a pretty damned good writer. The reveals of the Black Lanterns was also handled really well. The Martian Manhunter swooping down and declaring Hal and Barry are supposed to be dead was particularly effective because 1) it's true, they did both cheat death pretty recently, and 2) it's coming from the Martian Manhunter, whom everyone in the DC universe loves like a wise uncle. That's some scary s*** when you stop to think about it--betrayal, horror, and guilt all wrapped up in one cookie-loving package direct from Mars. I liked that Johns outed Scar (in pretty spectacular fashion) right in the first issue of BN, too. I was getting kind of bored of her playing the Guardians right under their noses. Guy's reaction to the risen GLs and Ivan Reis' art were also good. My absolute favorite part of the issue, however, was getting to see the Hawks beaten to death. I didn't remember quite how much I hated them until I was faced once again with Carter's overriding angst at everything and Kendra's simpering, whiny bulls***. I hope they reincarnate soon so it can happen all over again. :up:
 
The Hawks were beaten to death? I have to buy this comic now. I have been avoiding it since Marvel sort of killed the idea of a good superhero zombie story...but getting a chance to have the hawks get killed might be worth it anyways.

I always hated them.
 
I think this may be the start of a beautiful friendship. :up:

The Black Lanterns aren't mindless, which is a big advantage over other zombie stories. The first issue was really solid. Definitely a great start to the event.
 
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DiDio must really hate the Dibneys.

Anyway, Blackest Night was alright, but nothing really happened that everyone didn't already know about beforehand (aside from the Hawkpeople getting owned). Mostly a set-up issue for new readers, so next issue will probably be more exciting.
 
Since their spirits are running around, its possible those are just their carcasses right?
 
I figure all the Black Lanterns are just soulless zombies, personally. Why would a resurrected Martian Manhunter want to murder Hal and Barry if he actually had his soul and memories and normal thought processes?
 
Cause they should dead according to him, right? Brother's just trying to restore the balance :)
 
Pff, that's just silly. :o

Now, if Hal and Barry had stolen his cookies, you might be onto something. ;)
 
Maybe they did and Black Hand told him upon his resurrection. Now he's getting those cookies back the hard way. Presence help Hal and Barry if they're post-digestion.

So, I read that
the two BL's beat the Hawks to death with their own mace?
That, and the heart eating sounds a little too gruesome for my taste :o
 
Yeah, that was Bruce's skull he was licking in the beginning wasn't it? Nasty.
 
Maybe they did and Black Hand told him upon his resurrection. Now he's getting those cookies back the hard way. Presence help Hal and Barry if they're post-digestion.

So, I read that
the two BL's beat the Hawks to death with their own mace?
That, and the heart eating sounds a little too gruesome for my taste :o
There is quite a bit of blood in the Hawks' scene, but it's not too bad overall. We haven't actually seen anyone eat hearts. The BLs absorb the emotions from them or something. They do show Scar and the Dibnys tearing hearts out of people, though.

I was a little worried about the gore as well when I read the spoilers yesterday, but it's not as bad as it sounds. Reis doesn't seem to revel in goring up everything the way Ethan Van Sciver and other artists do, so he doesn't focus on the gore as much.
 
CAPTAIN AMERCIA #601: I have to admit, when I saw that tagger on the cover, "A VERY SPECIAL ISSUE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA", I thought back to the many "very special" episodes of TV shows and wondered if Cap would be teaching us not to drink and drive, or do drugs (especially steroids) or so on. Oh, but be still my cynical TV clogged heart, it is special because legendary artist Gene Colan does the cover and interiors for the story.

Now, some have criticized this issue for being "filler", and I won't lie; it is. It's yet another WWII flashback story with Cap and Bucky, and I swear there have been 50,000 of those done in Marvel comics within the last forty years. Plus, with REBORN essentially serving as the latest CAPTAIN AMERICA arc for a larger stage than, oh, 65k who read CA, and with the title going on haitus until REBORN is finished as of this month, surely it wasn't likely that anything major would happen here. That said, I can understand some people being miffed at paying $4 for a filler issue; I will say that it has 40 pages of story, all by Gene Colan. All of Marvel's 3 digit numbered books are $3.99 these days anyway, and at least this one has a fair page count for that price. It is akin to a one shot ASM story drawn entirely by John Romita Sr., 30-40 pages long. I won't say this issue rocked my socks like most do, but it wasn't offensive in any way. It's a done in one solid little tale which is fine for a read but skippable if it so offends.

Set during the CIVIL WAR, although to be honest it matters little, Nick Fury is going over video feeds of the hero infighting and asks Bucky if he's ever seen anything like it. He says he has, and one story that comes up is the time near the end of the war when he and Cap, both battle weary, were in a town that was suddenly suffering from a vampire epidemic. Nearly anyone who dies is liable to become a vampire, and when some of the allied soldiers are transformed, paranoia sweeps the area. There is one touching scene where Cap basically comforts a soldier as he dies that it pretty good. With usual suspect Baron Blood out as a suspect, Cap and Bucky eventually trace the source to a vampire actress for a military show, and ultimately are forced to kill a little kid who has also become a vampire. Not long after, that Baron Zemo mission would end the war for both.

Colan's art seems retro by today's standards but it does work well to carry mood for a supernatural themed story. Some of his page layouts and effects would be utilized by many other artists, especially in the 80's and 90's for mood. It certainly was cool to see some of it that wasn't a reprint or an ESSENTIAL, and the last page summarizing Colan's career was good for those who didn't know, or may not have been born during his heyday.

A quiet issue of CAPTAIN AMERICA, and not essential, but I found it readable enough. Nothing wrong with it. We usually complain when Marvel puts out a random one-shot for a story that easily could be part of the regular title, right? Here you go.

I liked this issue a lot myself, but thought it could have better. I think Gene Colan benefits more without painting over his pencils. Now, I don't know that what happened, but I noticed the same thing on the Omega Flight mini a while back. I love Scott Kolins pencils, but something about that mini seemed over inked/painted. I felt sort of the same with this one. Gene Colan is such a moody storyteller, you really don't need to pretty it up anymore.
 
Blackest Night: Tales of the Corps #1 was good. The Saint Walker and Mongul, Jr. stories are solid, the Indigo Tribe story is way too enigmatic and didn't really need to be told at all. Basically, all we learn about them is that they're from someplace outside of the Guardians' purview because GL rings can't translate their language, and they're capable of absorbing at least Green and Yellow Lanterns' powers and turning them on their owners. Not quite sure how that fits into their compassion symbolism. I guess they might've put that GL out of his misery, but unless they're grafting some kind of morality onto their mission of compassion, I don't see why they killed the Sinestro Corpsman. Mysteries in general tend to bore me in comics at this point, since we've had a glut of "who is this person?" and "who's wearing this identity now?" stories lately, so I sort of disregarded the Indigo Tribe story altogether. Until they actually show up in Blackest Night and we get something substantive on them, I don't really care. The only thing that bugged me about the story itself was that Rags Morales' art was wasted on it.

Saint Walker's story is your standard biblical test of faith. I liked it. BrianWilly pointed out a while ago that he didn't like how Johns had set up the Blue Lantern Corps like a group of pious monks, effectively equating hope with faith. I hadn't read anything with the Blue Lanterns at that point, but now I absolutely agree with him on that. As an isolated case, however, hope = faith works for Saint Walker. I found myself enjoying his story and the chewy moral center. It's not the sort of thing that works for everyone, but it was nice to see him persevere in the face of loss and his God's apparent abandonment of him and his planet even before he gets his Blue Lantern ring. Ordway's art worked really well on this story, and I usually don't even like Ordway. Maybe his inker was better here than on JSA.

The Mongul, Jr. story is a nice look at Mongul, Jr.'s formative years. His dad's a total *****e so it's unsurprising that he eventually becomes a total *****e as well. I liked seeing him get over his hero-worship of his father and find some faith in himself, even if it is a twisted sort that's more a delusion of grandeur than genuine self-esteem. But hey, if our villains and Batman can't be emotionally damaged, who can? The art on this story was my favorite because it was simplistic but bold. I can't recall who the artist was at the moment, though.

Overall, pretty solid. I'm looking forward to the Agent Orange and Star Sapphire stories in the rest of the issues.
 
I liked this issue a lot myself, but thought it could have better. I think Gene Colan benefits more without painting over his pencils. Now, I don't know that what happened, but I noticed the same thing on the Omega Flight mini a while back. I love Scott Kolins pencils, but something about that mini seemed over inked/painted. I felt sort of the same with this one. Gene Colan is such a moody storyteller, you really don't need to pretty it up anymore.

For me sometimes what seems weird is seeing the work of older artists being colored in newer digital ways. I remember seeing some colorized issues from some of the 70's era IRON FIST or NOVA stories in some of those "ORIGINS" one-shot annual style things last year for both and it sometimes seems odd seeing stories that used to be colored the old way, "dots" and all, with more updated colors. Some old style art can still work with digital colors, but others seem a little off. I'm not sure where on that spectrum Colan lies.

Still, I see some influences from Colan in a lot of the art for some of the supernatural themed heroes in the 90's, like Ghost Rider or Moon Knight.

It wasn't the best story, but again, readable; the script is Brubaker territory, after all. At least 40 for $4 is fair; that's almost two comics worth in one. I'm less irritated about $4 comics when they give you extra pages. Still, I don't think it was worth some posters using it as a poster child for overpriced filler one-shots. Granted, some people said that when I once treated LOCKJAW AND THE PET AVENGERS like the bane of mankind, so such is life. ;)

Still, for me there seems to be some goodwill with projects that bring new art from an old time artist, regardless of whether it is a vital story or not. It's all about entertainment in the end, right? It was a while ago, but when Marvel was putting out those MARVEL LEGACY handbooks styled after different eras, I sure loved those Sal Buscema covers. Hell, he was still drawing SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN when I was a kid.
 
I had a t-shirt once that was basically one of the panels from the cover of Spidey's first meeting with Sandman. It was striking, even on a t-shirt, how modern inking and coloring techniques gave some fresh life to a Ditko pic that I was pretty familiar with. So sometimes, it does work. But in this case, I just felt the art was a little "over-produced."
 
And by the way, on some recommendations(Corpy, I think), I started buying Pet Avengers for my gf's teen daughter. She's diggin' it. I'll wait until the whole thing is out to read it.

And on another note, I bought Blackest Night (even though I'm not much of a DC guy anymore) pretty much because the LCBS guy taunted me with his ring. I'm such a sucker.....
 
Pet Avengers has been great. :up:

Beta Ray Bill: Godhunter #2 was surprisingly great as well. I expected to be somewhat entertained by it, much as I was with its first issue, but about 1/3rd of the way in I found myself really enjoying it. By the end, I got that giddy feeling I get when things click and a comic enters my "omg that was awesome!" range. Beta Ray Bill's slightly mad quest to destroy Galactus by starving him kicks into high gear this issue. He knocks the Silver Surfer around a bit while arguing the merits of said quest before Skuttlebutt provides a handy diversion and allows itself and Bill to escape to the next planet on Galactus' menu. Here's where things get good: He's greeted as a savior but, understandably, these beings don't want to give up their planet so that Bill can destroy it and starve Galactus, despite Bill's pleas with them to leave their world and start anew elsewhere. So Bill, with the help of the Voidian (a weapon designer with a somewhat maniacal bent), infects the people of this planet with a deadly virus and blackmails them with the cure. They comply, obviously, but their leader says that future generations will curse Bill's name from the crib to the grave. Bill's response? "They'll be alive to do so." That line is what really brought the whole issue and the mini-series as a whole together for me because it succinctly illustrates that Bill is a good man who's simply been pushed too far. It's a tricky plot to pull off, but Gillen does it well here. And then, as Bill watches the planet's destruction aboard Skuttlebutt, we get the best ending this issue could ask for: Bill reaches for Stormbreaker--used previously as proof of his righteousness during his debate/battle with the Surfer--and finds himself unable to budge it. If ever there were a way to get a Thor/Bill fan excited for the next issue, it's to craft a good story and leave them unable to move their respective hammers as a cliffhanger. I can't friggin' wait to see how this mini concludes.

On the art front, Kano does a damned good job on everything. His figures get a little loose at times, but that's not a big deal. He gives Bill an appropriate sense of weight and stockiness--this is an alien whose body was bio-engineered to be the most powerful thing his people could conceive of, after all.

I know this issue has pretty much zero chance of selling well, since Bill's series are generally consumed solely by me and the handful of other fans of his strange oddity of a character, but if I permit myself to dream up a Beta Ray Bill ongoing, Godhunter springs to mind as a pretty fine template to build it off of. Cosmic Thor + a little obsession + a dash of moral ambiguity and intrigue = a damned good read.
 

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