Bought/Thought July 8th, 2009 - SPOILERS

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War of Kings: Warriors #1: The Gladiator story sucks. I mean, it's not a bad story, it's just more oppressively stupid bulls*** featuring Gladiator. He considers letting an assassin kill Vulcan and flashes back to how he became a member of the Imperial Guard, which apparently involved his ******ed devotion to another ******ed Majestor forcing him to do other ******ed things that were morally reprehensible, only it turns out his whole race outside of a few stragglers were all similarly ******ed. I guess it's supposed to build sympathy for him since we're shown that his entire race is singularly loyal to whomever happens to be sitting on the Shi'ar throne so of course he's also the same way, but it doesn't. It just reinforces my feeling that Gladiator's a moron and makes me glad that his whole race is extinct because they were all morons as well.

Blastaar's story is better if only because it didn't make me roll my eyes every two minutes. It's a pretty simple tale of Blastaar building an army out of the outcasts and brutes of the Negative Zone and tearing s*** up with them. I should have applauded the more intelligent, less barbaric people who spoke up against Blastaar, but I've always found it refreshing in this age of complexity within comics storytelling to have a villain who's unabashedly evil. Blastaar is definitely that. He revels in bloodshed and war, he murders anyone who disagrees with him, he rules solely by fear and personal power--and I love him for it. He's a really fun, simple villain and his revenge on his home planet within the Negative Zone is equally fun and simplistic. His father had rebuilt the planet into a paradise for art and learning. Blastaar's response? F*** that, you guys wronged me for being so brutish, so now I'm making you slaves to my army of brutes. That made me smile. There's some clunky dialogue here and there, as really evil villains tend to talk a little too maniacally and it becomes silly, but overall this story is the better of the two in the issue.

The art on each story is decent--not great, not terrible--but Blastaar's art is a bit better. Surprising, given that Carlos Magno drew it. Anyone who read Countdown knows exactly why that's so surprising: his work was utter s*** on that series. But I guess having a bit more time to polish his art makes all the difference because, free of whatever time constraints a weekly series placed on him, his art looks slick and, more importantly, is easy to follow. The artist on Gladiator's story, by contrast, is a bit awkward with figures and lighting at times, and his art never quite draws you in as well as Magno's does on Blastaar's story. Still, neither's bad.
 
A very slow week in comics; it seems they often have lull periods before weeks where nearly everything comes out, which is usually the first or last week in a month. So far May was the most balanced month for me; 5-6 books every week, not 10 one week and 3 the next. I miss that sometimes.

On a better note, despite having two $3.99 books this weeks, they both were worth it via page count.

At any rate, full spoilers ahead.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 7/8/09:

BOOSTER GOLD #22:
Second part of Jurgens & Rapmund's new storyline, or continuation of a prior one if you prefer, as well as the second issue of the BLUE BEETLE BACK-UP era. Man, I did miss getting both of these books instead of only one when BEETLE was canceled, and it's great to get both in one package. Especially as both seem intertwined in some ways. The obvious being Booster's enemy, the Black Beetle. He'll supposedly become Jaime Reyes' enemy in the future and the path to his birth was in the final issue of Beetle's ongoing some months back. Now he's a time-stealer working for his own mysterious boss, much as Booster does heroic time missions for Rip Hunter.

The first page of this issue recaps the cliffhanger of the last, which is good for anyone who may be new to the series (which likely happens less in modern comics than many writers and editors would like; frankly, in the modern market of diminishing returns, it is no longer true that, "every issue is someone's first", it usually is more like every issue is someone's last, as even hot books lose 2-4% of their readers a month, every month, without variants or crossovers or creative team spikes). Booster had arrived to the Batcave to reclaim photos of one of his time missions from Batman now that Wayne is "dead". Dick Grayson, however, is the new Batman and they had a brief scuffle before being attacked by Black Beetle. Now it seems the fiend has went back in time and made sure that Grayson had died as Robin, and thus there was no longer a Batman. It is now up to Booster and Skeets to fix things.

To be honest, while BOOSTER GOLD in theory has time missions that can cross paths with any DC franchise, such as the Western era of Jonah Hex, it seems the great majority of the missions involve dealing with the Beetle or Batman legacies, at least by a 2/3rds ratio. It isn't a big deal to me and considering Batman's popularity it makes a degree of sense, but it is something I have noticed. This issue makes some attempt to blur this by involving the history of the Teen Titans, where Robin came to form. It seems Black Beetle has made sure Grayson and the Titans were murdered by Deathstroke and his ill fated son Ravager in one of their earliest adventures; it is some long reaching goal to destroy the JLA of the future by removing Batman from it, who is supposedly their best tactician. This of course haplessly ignores the many rosters of the League that didn't have Batman across history, including right now, but whatever. Martian Manhunter may have been a more ideal target for that goal, albeit a harder one to kill and with a less well known history and cast of allies. As always, Jurgens writes great banter between Booster and Skeets, and sometimes comes up with creative ways to avoid mucking up time while trying to save it. Emerging in STAR Labs before Cyborg, Skeets plays them off as part of STAR, with Booster as a security guard (much to Booster's pride's chagrin). They manage to prevent Ravager from icing Cyborg, and there is a cute cheesecake scene with Booster scoping out Starfire in a bikinni. The story ends with another climatic cliffhanger in which it seems Booster and the Titans of the past have been killed thanks to Black Beetle's aid to the villains. Deathstroke is on the cover but his son Ravager does more in the actual story, which is worth noting for those who are justifiably tired of Deathstroke, who has long ago been overused and overpowered.

The art by Jurgens and Rapmund is solid and iconic as always; timeless with enough detail yet not too much, and while some faces are repeated it doesn't seem quite like when Mark Bagley does that. If I have one art quibble it is one panel of the Booster/Ravager/Cyborg fight that seems mundane from the camera angle. There is a part of me that once scimmed "HOW TO DRAW THE MARVEL WAY" by Lee & Buscema where they would have suggested a more dynamic angle or two for a few of those panels. Jurgens is an industry pro but it was one minor bit where he maybe could have tried a little better. Beyond a page nitpick like that, though, no one draws or even seems to write this character and run like Jurgens, and every issue with him on the credits is a pleasure. It's his character, after all.

Next naturally is the 10 page back up strip of BLUE BEETLE, part two of his tale, "Armor Plated". Unlike BOOSTER GOLD, the stakes of Beetle's stories are a little lower key right now, perhaps as contrast. He's not trying to save a timeline or a major hero, he's mostly embroiled in some drama about a mad scientist family with a fetish for rampaging robots. Part of the real meat of the story is what happens in-between the superhero beats, which is always where this incarnation of Beetle has shined. In this story's case, Jaime awkwardly feels in the middle of his two best friends Paco and Brenda now dating, and especially now that they are bickering as many teen couples do. In between this drama of course is dispatching with the robotic Unimate, who have freed their mad scientist creator from prison (seemingly against his will) and are trashing El Paso. With Beetle's alien scarab now being more brutal than before, Jaime works a creative manner to beat the army of robots, although it still damages his school a bit. When Paco goes missing investigating the family, Brenda and Beetle naturally unite to save him, and it seems the daughter of said scientist isn't quite the "harmless teacher" he claimed. She's a robot herself, seemingly. Or a cyborg.

Paco and Brenda are fighting basically because Brenda laughed at one of Paco's romantic overtures for their first date and he didn't like it, and it snowballed. Such a thing could easily make one or both characters seem unlikeable but Sturges manages to make it work in a very human, very teenager way so that it doesn't, and even is a little humorous in a way. Mike Norton's art rocks, and I am very pleased that he's landed a gig on something worthy of his talents after GRAVITY.

Much like the Booster story before it, the Beetle story is also a pleasure and even at $4 this title is quite an appealing package. You'll notice the goodwill DC has had with $4 books after it announced actually giving fans their money's worth with extra content of "fan-favorite" (i.e. low selling) cult characters. Marvel is full of horse feces when they claim they "also always intended to do that" but it is a good idea. Whether it "boosts" BOOSTER GOLD with what is left of Beetle's audience of some 10k around cancelation remains to be seen. BOOSTER GOLD barely sells over 24k a month and could always few a few thousand readers. DC has more editorial patience than Marvel so even if BOOSTER GOLD slips from the Top 100 it could still exist for another 6-12 issues after that, or more. Marvel these days seems to be canning everything that sells under 20k that isn't boosted by digest or trade sales (like the steadily slipping RUNAWAYS does).

One extra DC comment, which has nothing to do with this issue but I saw no reason to post it elsewhere. There is a JUSTICE LEAGUE mini called "CRY FOR JUSTICE" that has an advert here, and it's perfectly fine. The subtitle, "CRY FOR JUSTICE" has a distinct font and color and size, and you can't misread it. The actual first issue, as seen in my shop this week, though, is different. Different color and font, and if you scim it really quick, it all but reads, "GAY FOR JUSTICE". It's unintentionally hilarious, especially when you take into account some of the dire reviews the issue has gotten, especially that it is a story that takes itself very seriously (and has Green Arrow say something like, "Remember back in the day when I lost my millions and became Liberal?"). I could imagine a more humorous, Giffen & DeMatteis style JLI would gladly call itself "GAY FOR JUSTICE" and make such a subtitle work wonderfully.

UNCANNY X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #1: Yes, technically this should be "SECOND CLASS", or even Third for the X-Men if you consider that when their series went to reprints in 1970 for 4-5 years, Havok and Polaris had more or less joined the team (and Beast went on to star in AMAZING ADVENTURES for a while, get furry, and join the Avengers). This is the continuation of the franchise launched and written by Jeff Parker, who has since gone on to other pastures like an AGENTS OF ATLAS ongoing (which is holding steady at 25k sales the last two months). Scott Gray, best known for his FING FANG FOUR stories is now the regular writer, and after co-writing a special to stem the gap last month, is now flying solo. Roger Cruz and Val Staples return as regulars on art and colors, so there is some consistancy between volumes.

Although there is a coloring error on the cover regarding Wolverine's nose.

Jeff Parker wrote or co-wrote X-MEN FIRST CLASS for about 30 issues of material, across two sets of mini's, an ongoing series that made it 16 issues, and 2-3 one shots and annual/special style issues, alongside Cruz and Staples on art. It proved to be a charming run of stories with a much lighter approach to the X-Men. Loosely dated in continuity and spirit with the 60's material, it detailed the "First Class", the founding five X-Men. Some of the continuity was dodgy and there were hiccups now and then, but by and large it was so entertaining that it could be forgiven. If Parker's run had any problems, it is that he overrelied on team-up's and guest stars to carry stories. Doing a "set in the past" series is hard because it is naturally impossible to suspend audience belief that anyone could be killed or maimed or altered dramatically in a series when you know they go on to further adventures in others. While some of these stories still spoke to what makes, say, Cyclops or Iceman or Angel work, they did heavily rely on a team up adventure with Machine Man or Thor or Gorilla Man and so on. They were still fun and there were a few more personal, X-Focused tales, especially the 4 issue finale, FINALS. But I always wondered if the format could have worked without doing that, relying on team-up's. They happened a lot in the 60's, but not at a 75% ratio for a series. Still, considering there was that 5 year period of time between "classes" of X-Men in real time, once plugged by John Bryne's HIDDEN YEARS (a more serious and continuity heavy project, canceled at the start of the Joe Q/Bill Jemas era), it had it's place. The biggest question I had with this new version is whether the "Giant Size" team of X-Men could work under such a format. After all, by then Claremont was redefining the book and you could argue started the trends of angst and brooding. Very quickly in stories, even HEARING the word "tomb" during a fight with the Juggernaut could reduce Storm to an emotional wimpering mess, and Colossus could go berserk and start smashing things just by being in a rocket ship over his "missing" brother. It was that run that cemented the X-Men as being more than quirky heroes having wonky adventures, but was about something more. It was a direction that has been taken to extremes lately, usually for the worst. The X-Men became a darker, more serious place where no one had fun for long, they were too busy being killed or mutilated or turned into demons or cyborgs or whatever. The modern reaction of that run was the Kyle/Yost FINAL DESTINATION murder grind of NEW X-MEN, where the teenage cast was so busy being traumatized they usually ceased to be characters more than powerful hunks of meat. Finding a proper middle ground between approaches has arguably plagued the X-Books since Claremont left in 1991, and even Claremont himself.

The last special with Gray and Parker convinced me to give this new 8 issue mini a try, and this issue makes me glad I did. Those who abandon the book out of loyalty to the true "first class", nitpicks about the title, or oversaturation of some of the X-Men in canonized books, like Wolverine, are missing out on something that is quite good. Scott Gray manages to keep enough of Parker's tone in his first issue that this doesn't seem jarring when compared to, say, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS FINALS #4, while probably working in his own niche. The Inhumans guest in this issue (and presumably the next), but the story is really about Nightcrawler coming to terms with his lot as a mutant and his quest for acceptance. This has been done with Nightcrawler before but this is a return to an era when he was a swashbuckling acrobat rather than a priest, when that era of X-Men were still "new" being trained by the veteran Cyclops. It has some mature moments but it isn't handled in a way that is dripping with angst, as many stories of this type with Kurt can be. There are many fun moments and one bit between Wolverine, Banshee, Karnak and Gorgon that is hilarious.

The team is set in the late 70's model, after Karoka and after Thunderbird's death in their second mission to Count Nefaria (which isn't mentioned), and after their adventure with Lang's Sentinels when Jean Grey became Pheonix. Right now Jean is trying a career and rooming with Misty Knight and Colleen Wing, probably because Claremont was also writing POWER MAN & IRON FIST at the time. The X-Men are being trained in the Danger Room by Cyclops, and they still aren't up to par with him and the original five. Nightcrawler, though, ducked a session to go explore the city, only to be attacked by a mob after saving some children from falling bricks in Manhattan. Dismayed upon having to rely on a holographic image inducer much as he relied on a facade in the circus, Kurt laments to Colossus (who Gray remembers is supposed to be one of Kurt's best friends; sadly two generations of X-Men cartoons since 2000 have forgotten this) about his ordeal and his frustration at "waiting" to be accepted. When the Inhumans show up at the Mansion, Kurt is fascinated at Triton's tales of their home, Attilan. The city is a mix of bizarre Inhumans and Kurt even meets Crystal's then husband, Quicksilver (who steals his cameo scene excellently, and still goes by "Pietro Frank", when it was believed he was the son of the Whizzer). Colossus sees the situation as a test of Kurt's resolve, while Kurt feels it is an opportunity. It reminded me of Parker's story and minor subplot with Angel finding a hidden amazon city where he could freely fly with his wings and not have to bind them behind a shirt, only executed a little better with a different character. As with any society, though, Attilan has a dark side that Kurt misunderstands; the Terrigen Mists initiation, learning that Inhuman children are not born that way, but are "mutated" at a time of age. Not agreeing with the religious aspects of Randac, Kurt attacks the Inhumans, but the cliffhanger page suggests it may get painful.

I expect the "moral" in issue #2 will be that just as Kurt is frustrated at human society's unwillingness to understand him before assuming he is a monster, he ended up doing the same thing with the Inhumans, assuming their Terrigenesis is hurting the innocent. I suppose an aetheist, who sees all religion as fooling the innocent and/or easily led under traditions run by those in power, could feel Kurt has a point. At any rate it is an interesting situation. Continuity hounds may note that X-MEN: FIRST CLASS had the X-Men meet Medusa, so it makes sense that the Inhumans would later visit the X-Men after Medusa found herself. Moira and Lilandra are also present. There are many fun bits that nod to current stories, such as Lilandra's "respect" for the Inhumans, and many delightful moments. The banter between the X-Men for the Danger Room sequence is humorous and light hearted, and the meeting between the Inhumans and the X-Men is also a blast. The mixes of seriousness that Gray inserts into the story do not seem unnatural, nor are they bleak or depressing. Every character on the cover appears and has at least 2-3 lines, but this is a Nightcrawler story, with Colossus as main supporting character. I assume subsequent stories will focus on others. Gray has a voice for all the characters and gets a lot of good beats out of them. Again, the Wolverine/Gorgon bit is good fun, especially Cyclops' reaction to the climax.

It is a shame that the "first class" never had an issue or two with more organic guest stars, such as members Mimic, Havok, and/or Polaris. The sub-title doesn't make technical sense. And you could go back to your Claremont/Cockrum/Bryne trades and nitpick all the continuity niggles that exist, as you could have done with the last FIRST CLASS with the first ESSENTIALS volume or two. But for those on the bench I really enjoyed this issue. It carried the themes of the X-Men without the post-modern bleakness. It has a good mix of characters and the art is energetic. Staples sometimes makes everyone look plastic-glossy with his colors, but that's really my only complaint. As fun as Parker made the founding X-Men, these are the X-Men that I fell in love with via reprints as a pre-teen, and it's great to see them handled properly, but without Claremont's tics. Even the characters who don't have starring roles in the story get moments and are written well. Furthermore, Scott Gray has shown an ability to mix comedy with some serious moments, as well as being able to juggle many characters in 22 pages. In his first issue he's used the gimmick of a "team-up" to tell a story proper about one of the X-Men, which is something that Parker usually made work with his endless guest stints. Don't let other X-Men comics of the past and present prevent you from giving this a try if you like them in general or if you liked X-MEN FIRST CLASS.

Plus, despite being billed as an 8 issue mini, the price is still $2.99. A pleasant surprise.
 
And lastly,

WAR OF KINGS: WARRIORS #1: Basically a 2 issue anthology mini that reprints WAR OF KINGS materials from Marvel's digital comics arm, much as ASTONISHING TALES did for other digital comics. It's $4 but you get two 16 page tales, so you are paying for 32 pages of story. At that price it is worth it you desire more WAR OF KINGS material. Gladiator and Blastaar star in this issue. The writer is Christos Gage, who has proven to be a reliable Marvel writer with a range of material, including AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE which he has taken over from Dan Slott for five issues now. He also wrote the WAR OF KINGS: PLANET SKAAR one shot. It's nothing essential to Abnett & Lanning's main stories but it does work within them.

Gladiator's story is "DUTY", which details his race's history and why he is devoted to the Shi'ar throne. On art is Mahmud Asrar, and if that name is familiar, it is because he has not only done some art on the odd NOVA annual now and then, but he also is the co-creator and regular artist on DYNAMO 5. That book usually gets especially late whenever he gets a Marvel gig, and/or needs some fill in help. At any rate, Asrar is solid as ever on this story. His Vulcan takes a little getting used to but he handles Gladiator well, younger and present, which is the key bit, along with aliens and spaceships and whatnot.

"DUTY" essentially lays out that Strontia, the planet where Kallark and his race come from, is very much akin to the honor system of Fuedal Japan, which is how I saw it. It works on that level. By that I mean that honor is paramount to all else in Strontian society, including liberty and even morality. If someone you are honor bound to obey orders you to rape and kill your own mother, you do it or lose honor, and thus everything you have been reared to be. It is something many in the West see as dumb and it often times can be very foolish to an individual mind, or those raised in less communal society. Being torn between personal feelings and honor-duty to a lord or even the shogun has been fodder for many a samurai drama, and that is basically what Gladiator is, Superman as a samurai to another empire's throne.

Apparently, the Shi'ar Empire centuries ago gave Strontia the cure to a plague in return for unending loyalty to the empire, which the then-current Majestor T'Korr banks as wanting their mightiest warriors to make up his imperial guard. The Strontian Elders train a squad in the arts of combat, especially under their own unique power system in which willpower is key to virtually any physical feat; they can punch through cruisers and fly through the air, but even the slightest doubt or loss of resolve can weaken them to Terran level. The candidates for T'Korr are further enhanced genetically, and naturally the mohawked Kallark is among them, the best of the best. T'Korr orders the class to kill their Elders for him to prove their loyalty as his guard, as well as to eliminate the threat of experienced Strontians rebelling against the Shi'ar in the future (they do live for many centuries). T'Korr hedges his bets by placing a bomb in orbit that would blow up their planet if all the candidates refused. Only Kallark succeeds in killing the Elders. Naturally centuries later Vulcan now protects Vulcan. Given that he and his psycho cousin are the last of their species, it can seem odd that Gladiator still maintains, at least for a while, such strong duty to the Shi'ar throne. But, honor based societies are hard to breed out of a man. It is curious that by the time this has been published on paper, Kallark has since settled on siding with the exiled Lilandra over Vulcan, and now being berserk with her murder. Because Strontians are only as mighty as they believe they can be, they likely needed such a strict honor society to keep order, lest ambitious members kill each other like, well, Viltrumites in INVINCIBLE.

The second story is "HOMECOMING", starring Blastaar with art by Marlos Magno. It details Blastaar returning to the Negative Zone after being sent there by the "positive matter" universe to prevent another ANNIHILATION by keeping the Zone in line. In WAR OF KINGS, Blastaar is very much aware of his role as a pawn, but enjoys the ride and the perks, plotting his inevitable revenge. Here Blastaar gets the thrill of uniting the "freaks" of the zone against his own father's empire, who he kills in personal combat. Blastaar's a simple brute of a villain and he works on those terms. It doesn't matter that his father's built a "better" society so long as Blastaar gets to avenge himself on them like a brute. He doesn't want to be liked; he just wants to blast people. There's something to be said for that. Art's good and it's fine reading.

These stories likely should have been printed before the end of WAR OF KINGS, which is upon us. Granted, maybe if Marvel had a coherent digital comics system, they wouldn't feel the need to reprint the material. Rather than pay a Paypal or Credit Card amount for the stories you want to read, like every single Indie comic business across the Internet that makes you pay for digital comics does, it charges you a set, inflated fee for the entire service, forcing you to pay for things you don't want to read. It is akin to rather than being able to buy a set comic for $3-$4 a month of only what you want, or getting a cheaper deal to subscribe to comics of your own choosing, you had to pay a fee for ALL of Marvel's output a month, and whether that includes paying for stuff you never intend to read is too bad. That's a dumb approach. Then again, if comics functionally shifted to digital, it would cripple the industry so it may be in Marvel's best interests to have a half assed system rather than a competent one. That said, these stories likely would have been better off a month ago, at least. Beyond that, readable, but only for WOK completists. Considering Gladiator is all but the male lead in WAR OF KINGS, some background on his perspective is helpful.
 
Batman was fun GL was Meh, we figured out Black Hand and the story barely progressed overall.
 
Booster Gold was good, but since Johns left I feel like this book has stalled a bit. It seems like Jurgens is just rehashing the same "oh noes, something's awry in time, let's fix it!" story formula that Johns used, only he's not doing anything interesting with it like relating it to trying to "fix" Barbara Gordon or building much in the way of long-term storylines. He's literally just figuring out some boring old spot for Booster to visit and interact with some guest stars. This issue it was the New Teen Titans, whom I couldn't care less about. Plus, Goldstar's vanished to who knows where (although, really, I barely even notice she's gone; really not a suitable consolation prize after making us think Ted might come back, Johns).

The Blue Beetle backup is pretty solid. I hope Sturges delves into what's going on with the scarab soon. The reason Paco and Brenda are pissed was good, but I feel like Sturges should've done more with it. He still might, but it felt like one of those things that should've been followed up on right away. Granted, the slim page count probably forces Sturges to juggle stuff a little more clumsily than he might if he had a full 22-page comic. Which is really the problem. If I could have my pick, I'd place Blue Beetle as the full story and Booster Gold as the backup. The Blue Beetle story feels like it could use the extra pages and, frankly, it doesn't really feel like Booster's got much going on to fill his.

The art on both stories is great, though. Jurgens is a solid workhorse of an artist--never too flashy but always clean and easy to follow. Norton's a good fit for Blue Beetle as well, although I really miss Albuquerque, who's basically synonymous with Jaime's world for me at this point. I mean, Milagro's playing with a Guy Gardner toy :-)D) in the foreground in one panel, and she just looked an awkward "kid" version of herself compared to Albuquerque's spunky look for her. It's hard to explain. Anyway, Norton still does a good job.
 
Now see I don't mind Booster Gold's episodic nature, although this is literally my only DC book now so I can understand why that might bore you a little that it isn't always as "important". Besides, Jurgens is using elements from the Johns run. I mean some of those issues were episodic. I just noticed a lot of reliance on Batman stuff. I didn't mind the Titans. So long as it offers witty banter and nice action I'm aboard.

I wouldn't mind an extra page or so for BLUE BEETLE, though. And I do miss Albuquerque. Maybe he will return at some point.

Man, my reviews and TheCorpulent1's this week are polar opposites. Must be fun for those who read this stuff for a variety of opinions. ;)
 
Nah, Albuquerque's the regular penciler for Superman/Batman now.

And I don't hate Booster Gold or anything. I just think Jurgens is spinning his wheels when he could be using the book's setup for so much more.
 
Unless BOOSTER GOLD is set up as more essential to DC's event of the year, it seems hard to avoid it becoming episodic. It is a little like EXILES really. The best way is to maintain repeat villains, which the book has. "Solid time" is a little bit of an excuse as to why Booster can't revive dead friends or mess with the past. I do wonder what his sister is up to, though.

Shame about Albuquerque, though. Still, for Mike Norton, this is a step up from toiling on MARVEL ADVENTURES material.
 
On the other hand, Albuquerque's presence finally pushed me over the edge to start reading Superman/Batman in a couple months. :up:

House of Mystery #13: I've fallen behind on several of my Vertigo titles and I'm now endeavoring to catch up. So I read House of Mystery #13 this morning, even though House of Mystery #15 just came out yesterday. This issue was unusual in that it was three short stories all celebrating (if you can call it that) the number 13 rather than the customary one short story within the ongoing narrative of Fig, Harry, et al.

First up is a story about a dude who sees the mysterious "13th hour" of the day, which starts at noon, brings the apocalypse, and then rewinds to noon like nothing happened. Kind of an awkward device, but I suppose it's no stranger than houses in the dimension of dreams looked after by the biblical Cain and Abel. I wasn't really sure what the point of this story was. That sometimes "being yourself" in a relationship really isn't a good idea? That the ones we love sometimes need to be protected from parts of ourselves? I don't know. This story sits in my brain as an oddity because I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I'll probably have to come back to it later.

The next story is about a guy who visits an antique shop that, as it happens, also deals in murdering spouses on their 13th anniversaries. This is a classic bait-and-switch story where we follow a husband who is offered this strange proposition, considers, and ultimately refuses--only to find that his wife had already accepted the same proposition, leading to blinding rage and murderous intent on his part, which prompts a cop who happened to be at his house regarding a recent robbery to kill him. Nothing special, really, but it was well told, the art had a lovely watercolor look, and it's just the sort of thing you'd expect to find in a House of Mystery story.

The final story seems to be a riff on Vandal Savage, only with a nicer couple. Two primitive humans touch an alien device and become immortal, encountering each other 12 times over the ages until, on their 13th encounter, they meet at a museum which has put that very same alien device on display and it somehow hatches into a baby, which they happily scoop up and become parents to. Another sort of weird, pointless story, but Neal Adams drew it, so it was at least pretty to look at.

So, all things considered, I'm looking forward to getting back to the ongoing narrative in House of Mystery more than anything else. These stories were all right--the second was the best for me--but Sturges and Willingham have done a good job of getting me curious about what's going on with Fig and her dad and the House of Mystery itself, so as nice a diversion as this tribute to the number 13 was, it was still just a diversion.
 
Green Lantern #43
What an awesome comic.

I'd noted before that the issues of the "Agent Orange" arc were very quick reads, that I breezed through them, enjoying them fair enough, but there really wasn't much content in there to dwell on. Not the case for Green Lantern #43. I took a long time reading this. And I think a big part of that was Doug Mahnke's stunning art.

I missed Ivan Reis sorely during the "Agent Orange" storyline. Philip Tan's art was just too sloppy at points, it didn't match up. I didn't miss Ivan Reis reading this. Already, Mahnke has stepped up to the plate and shown that he will be a worthy successor to Reis as the regular artist for Green Lantern. The image of a young William Hand curled up in the foetal position at the bottom of a grave is one that will certainly stay with me.

But credit also goes to Geoff Johns. While lately it feels like he's been going through the motions to a degree, forced to cram in as much exposition as possible, here we see a more focused, nuanced Johns in "Rogue Profile" form, doing an excellent job in characterising Black Hand. William Hand here is tragic in a way, but too repulsive and, ultimately, monstrous to truly be sympathetic. This is a very dark, disturbed character, but in a very human way. This could be the most unsettling character work Johns has ever done.

Now, to address a couple of the flaws others have had with the issue. First, Black Hand murdering his family, then killing himself. A couple have criticised this for being "gore porn", gratuitously done for the sake of "kewlness". I'd disagree. I don't think it was "kewl". Even as someone who is generally numb to violence in comics, I found this whole sequence to be genuinely upsetting. And rather than being done to make Black Hand look "badass", it shows how tormented, and ultimately pathetic he is. He did, after all, say that he loved his family, and we see the tear in his eye as he's compelled to murder them.

The other thing someone said was that Evil Star trying to take the black out of Black Hand didn't fit his MO. Isn't Evil Star's whole MO about "conquering death"? Surely having control over the black would be something that would interest Evil Star greatly. On the subject of Evil Star, this is a couple of times he's been mentioned now. I wouldn't be surprised to see him pop up as the next Big Bad in Green Lantern after The Blackest Night wraps up.

Wrapping up, Green Lantern is once again on steady ground in both writing and art. This is easily the most fun I've had reading an issue since at least Rage of the Red Lanterns.
 
I'm all for the Booster Gold/Blue Beetle combo too. I'm enjoying both heroes a lot. Poor Booster can barely catch a break and seems to have little breathing time (And I hope he's going to be looking for his sister soon. I actually like Goldstar, and am still scratching my head at her outburst before she left...shocked or not, it seemed to come out of nowhere). Booster is almost the Rodney Dangerfield of the superset, that is, everytime he starts to get respect, you just know he's being set up for the fall.
I did like the interaction between he and Cyborg though.

I really liked the Blue Beetle back up. Oddly, the 'reason' for the romantic quarrel struck me as far more fitting for two teens than many other attempts I've seen to add conflict in a relationship. It's a little thing, but it worked for me.
 
Green Lantern #43A couple have criticised this for being "gore porn", gratuitously done for the sake of "kewlness". I'd disagree. I don't think it was "kewl". Even as someone who is generally numb to violence in comics, I found this whole sequence to be genuinely upsetting. And rather than being done to make Black Hand look "badass", it shows how tormented, and ultimately pathetic he is. He did, after all, say that he loved his family, and we see the tear in his eye as he's compelled to murder them.

I didn't perceive it as Johns passing it off as awesome, either. That exchange between Hand and his father- especially "Because this is what I do"- cements it for me. I don't know much about his pre-Johns characterization, but this Black Hand comes off as a slave to his own morbid desire for death. He recognizes that his family still loves him despite how messed up a person he is and he still goes ahead with it. Nothing particularly awesome about any of that; heck, had it not been for Scar, he would've gone out in a really mundane fashion. I'm not even getting near the implied necrophilia. Hand's not cool, just a sick mind who's found himself the avatar for the Black Lantern Corps' power.
 
let's see...

Batman and Robin 2: loving this story even though quietly makes odd bobble head robin. The confrontation between the two characters is an interesting dynamic. I also love alfred's new role as a mentor to bats. The villains are good and very creepy and quietly nails their freakish look quite well. This has been my favorite morrison stuff on batman in a long time.

GL 43: It's good and creepy and sets up the story well but it's definately over the top and fairly by the numbers. I liked it but johns wasn't reaching too deep with this.

Amazing Spider-Man Family (only read): I'm gonna start out and say that's not the real ben reilly but some other clone. That said this story features something amazing by the gugg.... Spider-Man fighting competantly and almost taking the win. Raptor is pretty cool as a character design and Pete's dialogue with JJJJr was pretty good. A better story than I suspected.

New Avengers (only read): Well there you have it. This will hopefully be the last time bendis messes with Doc Strange. I think Brother Voodoo is a cool character, but it's still odd. The talks were incredibly over the top and doom and gloom, like getting hit with a word club. Helstrom had a funny back and forth with pete, and maybe I'm reading into it but when he made that "paying for his sins" comment I couldn't not think of OMD. Everyone was pretty stupid to not know who the demon was until it got it's crown thing. And hawkeye got his media time in before getting trounced by osborn. The ending line sucks and at this point I want norman to slap clint around like a punk.

Thunderbolts: god I love this book. Songbird's back and looks awesome. The plotlines set up here will be interesting for years. Ghost and Black Widow's back and forth was really intense and interesting. Question: is this the real black widow 2 or someone else? Question the second: who's scourge, seems to be a former t-bolt? Loved the last reveal to see who BW2 is working for, a certian man with an eye patch.

Dark X-Men: Ok, I might be back on the mutant bandwagon with this stuff. First I love me some dark beast and his admiration of osborn? Priceless. The mimic stuff was interesting especially how he might be the most ****ed up on the team, it also shows how the x-men can be real ***** at times. Namor's story was pretty obvious and weak. I'll definately be reading this crossover.
 
I'm all for the Booster Gold/Blue Beetle combo too. I'm enjoying both heroes a lot. Poor Booster can barely catch a break and seems to have little breathing time (And I hope he's going to be looking for his sister soon. I actually like Goldstar, and am still scratching my head at her outburst before she left...shocked or not, it seemed to come out of nowhere). Booster is almost the Rodney Dangerfield of the superset, that is, everytime he starts to get respect, you just know he's being set up for the fall.
I did like the interaction between he and Cyborg though.

I really liked the Blue Beetle back up. Oddly, the 'reason' for the romantic quarrel struck me as far more fitting for two teens than many other attempts I've seen to add conflict in a relationship. It's a little thing, but it worked for me.

I also want to know what happened with Michelle/Goldstar. I admit that while I could understand a little of why she took the information so poorly, it was a bit awkward in a way. The villain of a piece informs her that she was destined by time to die, and Rip saved her from it; neither he or Booster (her brother) or even Skeets told her that. Understandably that might make her feel betrayed or something. The execution, though, almost amounted to something like this:

Michelle: "You....you didn't tell me this!? Why? Because you thought I'd get hysterical and run away? Well, I'll show YOU! I'll get REALLY hysterical and TELEPORT away! THROUGH TIME!"

This, my friends, is why men lie to women. Or at least feel they have to. You can't justify feeling betrayed about someone omitting knowledge to you when you react PRECISELY as they feared you would when they decided to omit that knowledge. At least objectively. People are emotional creatures and often illogical and hypocritical without knowing it, though, so it still does work in a way. I guess.

The Cyborg scene was cute.

As for BLUE BEETLE and Brenda/Paco, I also agree with you. I don't mind characters acting like teenagers if they actually ARE teenagers. That is why some of the tics that Bendis writes are tolerable for a while with ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN, but inane in NEW AVENGERS. I thought Sturges handled it well, too. Making it seem minor and real but a little comical from an objective reader standpoint as well. Jaime is caught in the middle, although thankfully realized that dating civilians never works and is dating Traci 13, a superheroine mage. :up:
 
I could use some more Traci 13. She's not in nearly enough stuff.
 
That's true. I imagine she'll pop into the Beetle strip at some point. I don't read TEEN TITANS so I don't know if she and Jaime hang out with them or not.

Kind of a shame no one else seems to have given UNCANNY X-MEN FIRST CLASS #1 a chance, especially since nearly every week someone complains about the rest of the X-Books right now.
 
She stays away from the Titans. Boundaries and all, given that Jaime's a member. They'd probably get sick of each other if they were on the same team.

I got Uncanny X-Men: First Class in my pull list and gave it back to my shop owner. I'm just not interested. The charm of First Class for me was a baggage-free, funny look at the original five.
 
Uncanny First Class is essentially a baggage free look at the second team. The team that Claremont riddled with over the top angst immediately. While the issue goes into Nightcrawler's dilemma a bit, it isn't nearly as soppy as some of those 70's fests, and still has a lot of fun and humor to it. The way I see it, the "giant size" team was robbed of having fun, feel good adventures because when they arrived, that was being weeded out of the X-Men in particular and comics in general. Gwen Stacy was murdered in the 70's, after all. Horror comics came back, lot of shifts. This is a way to actually handle this generation of X-Men for a little bit with at least a few layers of baggage taken away. But that's at least how I saw it.
 
That's probably all true but, frankly, I don't care about the Giant-Size team as much as I did the originals. The originals have been neglected or abused for years. Let's review, shall we: Cyclops is a morally ambiguous prick; Iceman is totally unable to maintain a solid status quo, getting either too angsty or rebooted to the irresponsible jackass every 5 minutes; Jean's dead and has tons of Phoenix baggage waiting for her whenever she returns; Angel's got residual Apocalypse angst and, oh yeah, he randomly turns into a psychotic murderer every now and then but no one cares; and Beast, while still not too bad, is stuck in the form of a giant blue house cat and has all but lost his sense of humor. The original five, with the kinda-sorta exception of Beast, are f***ed. First Class was a lovely, clever, funny look at their unf***ed past.

The Giant-Sizers, by contrast, may have some angst but, really, they started out with angst and Nightcrawler, Colossus, and Storm are all relatively fine again, given that Nightcrawler's demon heritage is now anathema since Austen's departure, Colossus is alive again, and Storm's marriage to Black Panther is rarely mentioned. Sure, Banshee's dead but, honestly, who ever gave a crap about Banshee? Plus, they're all adults, so the youthful vigor and optimistic tone of the First Class line being applied to them felt a little awkward in the Giant-Size UXM First Class one-shot to me.
 
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That's probably all true but, frankly, I don't care about the Giant-Size team as much as I did the originals. The originals have been neglected or abused for years. Let's review, shall we: Cyclops is a morally ambiguous prick; Iceman is totally unable to maintain a solid status quo, getting either too angsty or rebooted to the irresponsible jackass every 5 minutes; Jean's dead and has tons of Phoenix baggage waiting for her whenever she returns; Angel's got residual Apocalypse angst and, oh yeah, he randomly turns into a psychotic murderer every now and then but no one cares; and Beast, while still not too bad, is stuck in the form of a giant blue house cat and has all but lost his sense of humor. The original five, with the kinda-sorta exception of Beast, are f***ed. First Class was a lovely, clever, funny look at their unf***ed past.

The Giant-Sizers, by contrast, may have some angst but, really, they started out with angst and Nightcrawler, Colossus, and Storm are all relatively fine again, given that Nightcrawler's demon heritage is now anathema since Austen's departure, Colossus is alive again, and Storm's marriage to Black Panther is rarely mentioned. Sure, Banshee's dead but, honestly, who ever gave a crap about Banshee? Plus, they're all adults, so the youthful vigor and optimistic tone of the First Class line being applied to them felt a little awkward in the Giant-Size UXM First Class one-shot to me.

Your idea of "relatively fine" for the Giant Size crew is a little off for at least one -- Colossus. Seriously, name me ONE incredibly noteworthy thing he has done on the X-Men for, oh, the last twenty years. One moment, one victory, one instance where he stood tall and did something incredible. You can't. It doesn't exist. The last cool thing like that was beating Proteus...in the 70's. Whedon revived him and then did virtually nothing with him. He beat Ord, a threat that was comic relief half the time, that LOCKHEED defeated. He then needed Ord for a critical assist against Aghanne or whatever her name was. Needing help from a jobber does not a good moment make. On top of all that, look at the sheer amount of turmoil. Piotr left Russia for the X-Men on the selfless grounds that his powers would be put to better use there. His reward? His family was murdered. His sister was demonically possessed, then died, and now is back, but still demonically possessed. Kitty is dead now, and she's not even his FIRST lover to die, but the second (healing chick from SECRET WARS was the first). He has a track record of always wanting to protect his teammates, and usually failing when it really counts. Sure, Angel and Iceman may have had a decade's head start on him, but Colossus has been in a mire for ages. He's still there. He'd dead weight on the X-Men still, alive or not. He does nothing noteworthy. He never smiles. He has been in a funk since the 90's, because crap always happens to him. Being a hero sure hasn't been worth it for that guy.

Storm's been a mess ever since the 70's.

And I cared about Banshee. If I listed my ten favorite X-Men, he wouldn't be in the top 7, but he would make that Top 10.

First Class struggled to make Jean more than the "token girl" on her team. Honestly I think that has been a struggle since the 60's, when Stan Lee all but made her as a younger Sue Storm. The Phoenix is just a distraction from that dilemma. Who is she really when she's not the lone estrogen source on the team? Den-mother? Whiner? Confident female? Conflicted house-wife ("Please quit the X-Men, Scott, and be with me!")? Parker had a lot of fun with Jean in First Class, but he never answered that question.

It would have been fun to have added the "other" first class members to the founding team. Havok and Polaris were official members by the end. Mimic joined briefly. While all were mentioned they were never part of the line up and that could have added some more spark to the premise for another few issues or so. Parker had fun "creating" the gal-pal thing with Wanda and Jean, after all. That ship has sailed, though.

We still had the "First Class" for 30 issues. That's quite a run, especially considering most of those issues were, "_____ teams up with ______, fights something". I mean they were fun, just not usually deep. Parker got a lot out of the format. Still, I am not surprised it couldn't last forever.

The Giant Size team should still be "the second class", though. I mean the book's title was "Uncanny X-Men" from the 60's. But that's semantics basically. I enjoyed Scott Gray's issue. There was a lot of fun and humor to it. If he can make the team-up set up work better to say stuff about the characters, so be it. Sometimes Parker struggled with that bit. Still, I don't mind Gray trying to allow some of the 70's era team who never got a chance to be light hearted for long to do so.

Lord knows I never get away with refusing to try something just because of a "belief" or opinion around here. :p
 
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Eh, to each his own. I know I'm not really giving it a fair shake but I just don't give a s*** about its characters and it's not a suitable replacement for the original five to me.
 
Fair enough. Bit of a shame but I understand.
 
Let's be realistic here: Even if I did start buying it, we both know it ain't gonna last much longer than X-Men: First Class, if at all. These series are always doomed to fail.
 
They're a weird sort of line of comics. They're not part of the MARVEL ADVENTURES line, not officially. Yet, they seem to have the sales expectations of the ADVENTURES line, as Marvel continues to keep them going in whatever shape or length considering they usually have fallen to maybe 10-15k sales or so per issue, which is well below cancellation range for any mainstream Marvel Universe ongoing series. MARVEL ADVENTURES comics are assumed to be for kids and so sales expectations for those kinds of comics are always low. Unlike MARVEL ADVENTURES, the First Line series tries to be loosely connected to Marvel continuity; like ADVENTURES, they sometimes mangle said continuity or don't fear bending it for the benefit for a story, such as having the founding X-Men meet Machine Man or Man-Thing.

I'd be surprised if the Uncanny First Class era lasted 30 issues. Or even 20. But who knows.
 
I think Marvel considers them light-hearted "kid-friendly" (although they're often better written than many of the supposedly "mature" comics Marvel produces) comics, similar to the Marvel Adventures line, but they happen to be considered part of the 616 continuity. Personally, I just view them as fun, done-in-one comics like we used to get back in the late '80s when I first started reading comics.
 

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