Boys..Why are they so confusing?!

[Spider-Grrl1516]

I'm too lazy to read... tell me. :heart:

Nope. Read it or you won't know.

 

[The Riddler]

I have a crush on this boy in my Biology class at school. Let's call him...Adam (Not his real name). Well, Adam and I pass notes during class almost every day and small talk here and there. I decided to do something rather rash. I typed up a Secret Admirer note that read :

You seem sweet and cute. I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you would like to get a bite to eat and maybe catch a movie on Saturday. Would you be interested? If so, If not, or if you are busy this Saturday and want to do something on a later date, just stick a note in locker number 357. I'll get back to you A.S.A.P whatever your response.


From,


A Secret Admirer


I printed it out, sprayed it with perfume, stuck it in an envelope, and placed it on his desk the next day. When he read it he excitedly said "Ooh!", read it, and never spoke of it again the rest of that day.



The next day, I'm getting impatient. I ask a new friend of mine whose in my Biology class (let's call her Stella) if she'd pass him a note asking him what he's going to say to his "Secret Admirer". She replies "Then he'll think it's me!" I agreed, so I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says no. I was overjoyed. I then decided to be sly and try to act all casual and ask "if you're single, who was that note from?" "Didn't say", responds he. I asked if he had any guesses as to who it was. He sad "of coarse." I ask "Who do you think it is?" "Probably you." he replies. I blush 1,000 shades of red. I'm busted. Cue awkward silence. I break it by asking what he says about lunch on Saturday. He says no. He says it isn't me, it's just he's not ready for a relationship right now. Thats' why he's single. I ask if we could do the Saturday Lunch just as friends. He says no. It'd qualify as a date. So then we talk a bit more, exchange E-Mail addresses, and Biology class ends.



The next day, Adam was was acting all weird. When we were passing notes, He was saying mmmmmmmmm at the end of every sentence. For example: "Is that so? mmmmmmmmm?" I asked him why he was doing that and he said I was putting it and the end of his sentences. (I wasn't). Then he asked me why I hated him. I was thinking "What the crap?! My feelings toward you are the complete opposite of hate!" Then he said at the end of every sentence I was saying "I hate you Adam!" (He put it there. It was his handwriting. He was putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences) Then he ended the note conversation and took the note. Him and David then started messing with the note making me sound stupid. And then it's revealed that he has a special place in his binder, just for notes from me! He acts all weird and then does something sweet! What is going on here?? Any guesses? And please. Genuine answers. I'm in no mood for sarcasm tonight.

don't worry, the guy sounds autistic.

just leave him alone. he wants to be alone.

 

[Fran]

I read it, and it doesn't really seem that interesting

Sorry to burst your bubble. :-/

 

[Kritish]

I read it, and it doesn't really seem that interesting

Sorry to burst your bubble. :-/

But she's a High School girl; she expects the entire internet to be interested and to care about her "boy trouble".

 

[Noir]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10932560#post10932560

 

[Kritish]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10932560#post10932560

Nerd love; how disturbing.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Maybe you are making too much out of nothing.

Move on.

"Stop making it out like it's the end of the world. A guy not returning your affections when you are 15 in high school will seem pretty insignificant, than your first heartbreak in college or an ugly break up when you are 22.

Honestly, you make it sound like the sun rises and sets around this kid."

So you can give advice, but I can't? Actually, it did make me miss a commercial on the random TV show I was watching, so I probably should move on.

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10932560#post10932560

Thanks.

 

[Fran]

Dear Diary:

My girlfriend and I talked for an hour today on the phone. It was terrific. But the thing is, why are girls so confusing Ugh, sometimes I just want to put make-up on and cry about life. But that's what MySpace is for...

I passed a note to her... in fifth grade. When we were good friends. This note-passing stuff is overrated. But whateve.

I wish I could talk to you forever. You aren't ignoring me.

fran

lmao

 

[jimmy]

This thread has run its course.

 

[Movies205]

It sounds like your in the 8th grade since your mode of communication is notes... Austin isn't some punk ass chump, why the **** would he want waste his time with some girl who's going take all his money and time, and he isn't get past 1st base. And adam knows your easy so he's ****ing with you so he can laugh at you later behind your back with his friends

 

[WorthyStevens]

Dear Diary:

My girlfriend and I talked for an hour today on the phone. It was terrific. But the thing is, why are girls so confusing Ugh, sometimes I just want to put make-up on and cry about life. But that's what MySpace is for...

I passed a note to her... in fifth grade. When we were good friends. This note-passing stuff is overrated. But whateve.

I wish I could talk to you forever. You aren't ignoring me.

fran

lmao

Dear Diary:

I saw this one girl at school today, and I have a huge crush on her. Unfortunately, she doesn't share the same feelings I have for her. I've tried everything. I've broken into her home and stole her pet dog. I even painted a heart with the words 'Worthy + Kelly forever' on that puppy's corpse using it's blood, and stuffed it in her locker. Since then, it's all been court orders and whatnot.

Nothing seems to work. Please help me.

- WS4

 

[Fran]

WS4, don't forget the mixtapes you made for her.

 

[jimmy]

Deer Darry:

lkie 2day i wuz @ skool an this one grl made my penis go from to

- J.

 

[WorthyStevens]

WS4, don't forget the mixtapes you made for her.

I've tried that too. The judge didn't like the tape, and said that the lyrics 'I know where you live so just let me love you' were considered threats.

 

[Halcohol]

I've tried that too. The judge didn't like the tape, and said that the lyrics 'I know where you live so just let me love you' were considered threats.

Try the traditional method: chloroform and handcuffs

 

[WorthyStevens]

Try the traditional method: chloroform and handcuffs

Those just sound creepy.

 

[Fran]

Don't forget the fuel gel if you tie her up.

 

[FRUITY]

Try the traditional method: chloroform and handcuffs

You know how to treat a lady.:heart:

 

[WorthyStevens]

Don't forget the fuel gel if you tie her up.

I'll just give her some of my man gel. :heart:

 

[Spidey-Bat]

You should have just casually asked him if he wanted to do anything on the weekend instead of being all secretive with a note. Then once you two were hanging out more, you could progress.

BTW, You should really pay more attention in Bio.

 

[terry78]

I'll provide a nugget of advice when the dry heaves stop.

 

[Noir]

Deer Darry:

lkie 2day i wuz @ skool an this one grl made my penis go from to

- J.

B3ST ever.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I have a crush on this boy in my Biology class at school. Let's call him...Adam (Not his real name). Well, Adam and I pass notes during class almost every day and small talk here and there. I decided to do something rather rash. I typed up a Secret Admirer note that read :

You seem sweet and cute. I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you would like to get a bite to eat and maybe catch a movie on Saturday. Would you be interested? If so, If not, or if you are busy this Saturday and want to do something on a later date, just stick a note in locker number 357. I'll get back to you A.S.A.P whatever your response.


From,


A Secret Admirer


I printed it out, sprayed it with perfume, stuck it in an envelope, and placed it on his desk the next day. When he read it he excitedly said "Ooh!", read it, and never spoke of it again the rest of that day.



The next day, I'm getting impatient. I ask a new friend of mine whose in my Biology class (let's call her Stella) if she'd pass him a note asking him what he's going to say to his "Secret Admirer". She replies "Then he'll think it's me!" I agreed, so I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says no. I was overjoyed. I then decided to be sly and try to act all casual and ask "if you're single, who was that note from?" "Didn't say", responds he. I asked if he had any guesses as to who it was. He sad "of coarse." I ask "Who do you think it is?" "Probably you." he replies. I blush 1,000 shades of red. I'm busted. Cue awkward silence. I break it by asking what he says about lunch on Saturday. He says no. He says it isn't me, it's just he's not ready for a relationship right now. Thats' why he's single. I ask if we could do the Saturday Lunch just as friends. He says no. It'd qualify as a date. So then we talk a bit more, exchange E-Mail addresses, and Biology class ends.



The next day, Adam was was acting all weird. When we were passing notes, He was saying mmmmmmmmm at the end of every sentence. For example: "Is that so? mmmmmmmmm?" I asked him why he was doing that and he said I was putting it and the end of his sentences. (I wasn't). Then he asked me why I hated him. I was thinking "What the crap?! My feelings toward you are the complete opposite of hate!" Then he said at the end of every sentence I was saying "I hate you Adam!" (He put it there. It was his handwriting. He was putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences) Then he ended the note conversation and took the note. Him and David then started messing with the note making me sound stupid. And then it's revealed that he has a special place in his binder, just for notes from me! He acts all weird and then does something sweet! What is going on here?? Any guesses? And please. Genuine answers. I'm in no mood for sarcasm tonight.

So his real name is actually Austin eh?

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

So his real name is actually Austin eh?

Yep. I messed up and forgot to change his name in that one part. I typed it out with the real names and then changed them.