Boys..Why are they so confusing?!

[SWAT]

Slip him some roofies, tie him up in you basement... I'll guarantee that he'll love you in just a couple of weeks!

 

[CConn]

It doesn't get better after 5 years. We aren't confident in ourselves until late 30's, if that. Not to destroy her faith in relationships or anything.

Late 30s, eh? Yeah, I probably should've guessed that.

 

[jimmy]

For serious. Passing notes is soooo 1996.

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

For serious. Passing notes is soooo 1996.

What am I supposed to do? Text message? I don't bring my cell to school with me.

 

[jimmy]

Hit that boy up with a nasty text, kid.

 

[fangrl06]

You said that sounded Junior High. I'm in High School. I know there's not much of a point to that, I just wanted to be picky.

My advice: find other options. If this guy likes you enough, he'll find a way to tell you, but in the mean time don't put yourself through all of the:
"Well, he might like me 'cause he smiled at me" drama.

 

[Darthphere]

I have a crush on this boy in my Biology class at school. Let's call him...Adam (Not his real name). Well, Adam and I pass notes during class almost every day and small talk here and there. I decided to do something rather rash. I typed up a Secret Admirer note that read :

You seem sweet and cute. I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you would like to get a bite to eat and maybe catch a movie on Saturday. Would you be interested? If so, If not, or if you are busy this Saturday and want to do something on a later date, just stick a note in locker number 357. I'll get back to you A.S.A.P whatever your response.


From,


A Secret Admirer


I printed it out, sprayed it with perfume, stuck it in an envelope, and placed it on his desk the next day. When he read it he excitedly said "Ooh!", read it, and never spoke of it again the rest of that day.



The next day, I'm getting impatient. I ask a new friend of mine whose in my Biology class (let's call her Stella) if she'd pass him a note asking him what he's going to say to his "Secret Admirer". She replies "Then he'll think it's me!" I agreed, so I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says no. I was overjoyed. I then decided to be sly and try to act all casual and ask "if you're single, who was that note from?" "Didn't say", responds he. I asked if he had any guesses as to who it was. He sad "of coarse." I ask "Who do you think it is?" "Probably you." he replies. I blush 1,000 shades of red. I'm busted. Cue awkward silence. I break it by asking what he says about lunch on Saturday. He says no. He says it isn't me, it's just he's not ready for a relationship right now. Thats' why he's single. I ask if we could do the Saturday Lunch just as friends. He says no. It'd qualify as a date. So then we talk a bit more, exchange E-Mail addresses, and Biology class ends.



The next day, Adam was was acting all weird. When we were passing notes, He was saying mmmmmmmmm at the end of every sentence. For example: "Is that so? mmmmmmmmm?" I asked him why he was doing that and he said I was putting it and the end of his sentences. (I wasn't). Then he asked me why I hated him. I was thinking "What the crap?! My feelings toward you are the complete opposite of hate!" Then he said at the end of every sentence I was saying "I hate you Adam!" (He put it there. It was his handwriting. He was putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences) Then he ended the note conversation and took the note. Him and David then started messing with the note making me sound stupid. And then it's revealed that he has a special place in his binder, just for notes from me! He acts all weird and then does something sweet! What is going on here?? Any guesses? And please. Genuine answers. I'm in no mood for sarcasm tonight.

Tivo damnit!

 

[Erzengel]

I can't wait to hear what happens to Joey and Dawson next week at the Creek.

*I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over...."

 

[Darthphere]

By the way, his name is Austin so you can ditch all the Adam, David and other biblical name stuff.

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

By the way, his name is Austin so you can ditch all the Adam, David and other biblical name stuff.

...

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I have a crush on this boy in my Biology class at school. Let's call him...Adam (Not his real name). Well, Adam and I pass notes during class almost every day and small talk here and there. I decided to do something rather rash. I typed up a Secret Admirer note that read :

You seem sweet and cute. I'd like to get to know you better. I was wondering if you would like to get a bite to eat and maybe catch a movie on Saturday. Would you be interested? If so, If not, or if you are busy this Saturday and want to do something on a later date, just stick a note in locker number 357. I'll get back to you A.S.A.P whatever your response.


From,


A Secret Admirer


I printed it out, sprayed it with perfume, stuck it in an envelope, and placed it on his desk the next day. When he read it he excitedly said "Ooh!", read it, and never spoke of it again the rest of that day.



The next day, I'm getting impatient. I ask a new friend of mine whose in my Biology class (let's call her Stella) if she'd pass him a note asking him what he's going to say to his "Secret Admirer". She replies "Then he'll think it's me!" I agreed, so I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin. I ask him if he has a girlfriend. He says no. I was overjoyed. I then decided to be sly and try to act all casual and ask "if you're single, who was that note from?" "Didn't say", responds he. I asked if he had any guesses as to who it was. He sad "of coarse." I ask "Who do you think it is?" "Probably you." he replies. I blush 1,000 shades of red. I'm busted. Cue awkward silence. I break it by asking what he says about lunch on Saturday. He says no. He says it isn't me, it's just he's not ready for a relationship right now. Thats' why he's single. I ask if we could do the Saturday Lunch just as friends. He says no. It'd qualify as a date. So then we talk a bit more, exchange E-Mail addresses, and Biology class ends.



The next day, Adam was was acting all weird. When we were passing notes, He was saying mmmmmmmmm at the end of every sentence. For example: "Is that so? mmmmmmmmm?" I asked him why he was doing that and he said I was putting it and the end of his sentences. (I wasn't). Then he asked me why I hated him. I was thinking "What the crap?! My feelings toward you are the complete opposite of hate!" Then he said at the end of every sentence I was saying "I hate you Adam!" (He put it there. It was his handwriting. He was putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences) Then he ended the note conversation and took the note. Him and David then started messing with the note making me sound stupid. And then it's revealed that he has a special place in his binder, just for notes from me! He acts all weird and then does something sweet! What is going on here?? Any guesses? And please. Genuine answers. I'm in no mood for sarcasm tonight.

I dislike all these attempts at dating.Just go up to him and say "i want to have sex".

 

[fangrl06]

lmao...

 

[fangrl06]

...

Oh ****....I think we just found our guy....?????

 

[Darthphere]

...

Indeed.

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

Indeed.

You know this how, exactly?

 

[fangrl06]

Indeed.

Are you "Adam"? t: This is getting good.....

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Wow, and I thought my generation had it bad being raised by T.V.

Poor child's really being screwed with this interweb rearing.

 

[Darthphere]

You know this how, exactly?

I decided to ask a boy I've known since Elementary school (let's call him David) to ask him what Adam is going to say to his Secret Admirer. David says he will, but he won't do it until the next hour! I get even more impatient, so I decide to pass notes with Austin.

I notice things.

 

[SWAT]

IT'S HIM!! Dam-dam-dam-dam!!!

 

[Da Docta]

 

[Spider-Grrl1516]

I notice things.

Crap!! I didn't read it carefully enough to change the name in that one sentance!!

 

[fangrl06]

Damn....got my hopes up.

 

[Darthphere]

Crap!! I didn't read it carefully enough to change the name in that one sentance!!

Did you just get really nervous?

 

[Super Kal]

well, at least you didn't say his last name... so you should be okay...

 

[Darthphere]

Damn....got my hopes up.

I would've played along, but I knew some ******* like Da Docta would figure it out anyway.