Chain story...

[Sloth7d]

Basically, I will post the start of a crazy adventure using any characters I like and you add on to it. You can add any characters from any fictional universe to it. Just make sure you post first to let others know that you're adding to the story so we won't have simultaneous responses.
Anyway I'll start-

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Our adventure begins in Kamis tower, where the worlds strongest Saiyan practices his daily work out that keeps him in top condition to fight evils from all around the universe.
Goku:These Billy Blanks tapes really are great!!!! If I had these back on Namek Frieza would have never touched me.
Piccolo:Yeah, because training under 100 G's is so much worse.
Goku:......You die.
Piccolo:ACK!
Goku:...Okay back to my workout.
...
Meanwhile a cosmic force has been dwelling in a distant star sytem. An evil alliance consisting of some very shady foes has formed together and they have their eyes set on our super saiyan friend.
shady char.1:It seems our nemesis has become ten times stronger thanks to those Billy Blanks videos he illegally downloaded.
minion:Yeah, I don't get it. So how many times has his power multiplied since Namek? I mean on Namek his powerlevel was in the millions and has doubled and quadrupled since then. With all these increases none of us could reasonabley defeat him. His power must be in the BILLLIONS.
Shadychar1:Hmmm.....Dead minion says what?
minion:huh?
shadychar1:Close enough.
minion:GAK
shady char2:..Darn Saiyans!!!! Doesn't he understand the increasing backlash pirating videos creates to the manufactors and investors!!!!!
Shady char1:....the dude can't figure out what 2+2=, I doubt he could calculate that.-_-
shadychar2:You underestimate his power man!!!!! Thats what he wants you to think!!!!!!
shadychar3:Well, forget his intelligence. The guys scamming my look!!! Believe it!!!! It's time we've dealt with this imputent foe once and for all!!!!!
Shadychar1:I find it weird how you can be characterised as a complete dunce one second and know words like imputent the next. Really, you're writers must be on something.
Shadychar3:**** you!!!!! Believe it!!!!
Shadychar4:Me no like Pineappleman!!!! Pineapples hurt mouth!!!!! When me find me smash!!!!!
Shadychar3:Maybe you should peel them first dunce!
Shadychar1:Maybe ninjas shouldn't wear bright orange jumpsuits.
shadychar3:**** you!!!!Believe it!!!!
shadychar5:Mr.Goku is indeed like a rabbit chasing its tail only to find out that a wolf has emerged behind it and is eaten but gives the creatin indegestion only to find out it has no more peptolbismal in our side. We must... circumsize this problem...
Shadychar1:.......
Shadychar2:........
Shadychar3:.........
Shadychar5:....lets kill him?
All:Yeah!!!! Long line the Consil of Haters!!!!!
...
Back at the lookout point
Goku:Whats up my namek. Aren't you glad I restored you to life with the dragonballs?
Piccolo:WTH?! You killed me!!! You don't just do that to your friends!!!! How could I ever trust you again!!!???
Goku:Calm down Piccolo. Its cool. Here eat this.
Piccolo:What?! I aint eatin that!!!
Goku:Its cool. dog its cool. Just eat it
Piccolo:No way it looks like it came out of the ground.
Goku:This isn't a request motha*****. If you don't eat this then we have a problem. Now Piccolo, do we have a problem?
Piccolo:N-no...*eats it*
Goku:Hahahaha. Piccolo I didn't know you liked to get your feet wet.Thats a senzu bean you just ate.
Piccolo:Whoa man. I'm trippin out.
*suddenly a blast comes out of nowhere and kills Piccolo*
Goku:huh? Who are you?
...
Deep in a guarded sweatshop not known to the public.
Kwami:My climax sense is tingling!!!! Our master Goku is in trouble guys.
Linka:Good, then maybe he will understand the importance of child labor laws!! The jerk!!
Kwami:Quiet you. Guys we have to save him.
Ma Ti:Water I need water. We haven't been fed in days.....
Gi:.....
Ma Ti:I said I need water punk!!!!
Gi:Sucks to be you doesn't it?
Ma Ti:Why I oughta!!! Give me water!!!!
Gi:Aw, whats the matter. You gettin mad. Why don't you use your powers to make me.
Wheeler:lol, your powers heart.
Kwami:..Did you just say lol?0_o
Ma Ti:Everyone shut up!!! This ***** got it comin.
Gi:..okay, give me your best shot!!!
Ma Ti:Heart........
Gi:*blows raspberry*
Ma Ti:...Attack!!!!!
Gi:ACK!
Wheeler: OMG! Shes having a heart attack!!! Somebody sue McDonalds!!!
...
Back at the lookout
Goku(in thought):This guys powerlevel.... Its overwhelming...Its tremendous... Its....
Burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnttttttt!!!!!
Goku(in thought):Nevermind its just gas.
Mysteriousguy:Kakkorot, we meet at last.
Goku:Kakkorots my slave name punk. Call me Goku.
Mysteriousguy:..Oh, well. Goku. Its about time we met.
Goku:You just killed my friend, and the fact that you attacked him instead of me can be argued in court as racism. Tell me who you are or face the concequences.
Mysteriousguy:Are you telling me you don't know?
Goku:I wouldn't ask if I did.
Mysteriousguy:But surely you know me.
Goku:Nope, not a clue.
mysteriouguy:.......Really? I mean come on man I'm famous.
Goku:Um, not by my standards.
mysteriousguy: Oh come on. I'm like in a million commercials worldwide.
Goku:Nope, I didn't see em.
mysteriousguy:You know I steal milkshakes and...
Goku:Nope....
mysteriousguy:I chill with this clown...
Goku:Not ringin a bell.
mysteriousguy:But come on I...
Goku:Unuh.
mysteriousguy:Look, forget it. I'm here to kill you anyway.These five guys hired me. They said they hate you.
Goku:Well, next time tell them to send someone with a lil history to do it.
mysteriouguy:Grrrrrr....Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Grimace *****!!!
Goku:......I'm sorry... who?
Grimace:Rah!!!!!
Goku:PWNED
...
Back at the sweat shop.
Kwami: Dammit!!! Ma Ti stop giving Gi a heart attack!!!! Gi quench Ma Ti!!!! Wheeler tell McDonalds we won't settle!!! Linka stop being a..
Linka:You better not say what I think you were!!!!!
Kwami:Anyway everyone calm down, Goku's power is hanging by a thread. We must hurry!!!!
Everyone:fine....
Wheeler:lol
Kwami:Wheeler I need to talk to you later about that.
Kwami:Anyway, everyone in position.
Wheeler:Its morphin time!!!!
Kwami:Mastadon!!!!
Linka:Pterydactyl!
Ma Ti:Triceratops!
Gi:Sabretooth tiger!
Wheeler:Tyrranosaurous!
Saban: Oh ****. I'm calling my lawyers.
to be continued....

 

[Sloth7d]

Our story continued...
Goku:Wow that name suits you. I'd have a grimace too if I looked like a diseased chicken nugget.
Grimace:Hey!!! What the hell is going on?! Last episode I beat you down to pulp. How are you okay now?
Goku:Hah that entire attack was pure filler and thanks to the editors at Shonen Jump magazine doesn't effect my continuity at all.
Grimace:These animes really aren't consistent.
Goku:You better watch your step. Disrespecting the editor will shorten your air time. Even if you're about to do something amazing.
Grimace:Shut up!!! No one controls me!!!! Not my coperate executives!! Not that fujen clown!!! And not this damn editor you speak of!!!
Goku:But didn't you just say these five guys sent you here to kill me
Grimace:I told you this **** wasn't consistant. Now feast your eyes on my most ultimate move!!! Omega destruction Grimace Bla---
Akira Toriyamma:And now for the next scene.
...
Meanwhile in the demon world
Kagome:Inuyasha!!! I can sense a Shekon jewel shard near by.
Inuyasha:Yeah, we will go looking for that shard even though I have abandoned my conquest to be a full-fledged demon and also can become a full demon by parting with the tetsyga which is a plothole because I never needed the damn thing to keep me pure before thus making the Shekon Jewel completely unimportant to me in everyway.
Writers:This is bad. In our rush to add more shocking events to our story we have opened the gateway for several inconsistantcies in the saga.
editor:...We'll just say he wants to get the jewel for that girl friend of his.
writer:Sounds reasonable.
Inuyasha:So which way is that jewel Kagome?
Kagome:We'll have to leave this dimension.
Inuyasha:What? How the hell do we do that?
Miyoga:With this ingenious plotdevice....But to get it you'll have to...um touch your tounge with your nose.
Inuyasha:What? Thats it.
Miyoga:I'm too bored to think of something dramatic. Just do it.
Inuyasha:....
Miyoga:Wow thats amazing!!!! Okay. One plotdevice coming up.
...
Back at the look out point
Goku:...ugh. That attack is unreal.... and I didn't have nearly enough episodes to power up and stop it...damn.
Grimace:Mwahaha! Bow to my power or die.
Goku:Um, I thought you had to kill me reguardless.
Grimace:um...Ohyeah. Take this!!!
Planeteers:*block in the knick of time*
Kwami:...............Deus Ex Machina!
Grimace:son of a--
Kwami:Attack!!!!
Grimace: pwned
Gi:Alright we did it!!!!
Linka: Did what? We still work in a sweat shop.
Kwami:Quiet you.
Wheeler:Not yet guys. Completely unexpected to us, the heroes, the antagonist in this tale is still alive despite taking on our strongest attack.
Em Night Shamalong:What a twist!
Ma Ti:I'll take care of this! Heart!!!!
Grimace:Mwahaha!! You fool. I'm a cooperate mascot! I have no heart!
Goku:Guys he's too strong!! You need to--
Kwami:No master. We will not run. We will defend you til the end
Goku:...Actually, I was gonna say distract him so I can run. But your answers good too.
Linka:Pig!!!
Grimace:Um hello. I'm still over here. Damn, why is it in these things the bad guys hesitate long enough for meaningless dialogue to run. I swear.
Gi:Swearings bad!!!
Grimace:Then I promise.
Wheeler:Promise what?
Grimace:To kill you all.
Kwami:Guys lets hit him with that attack again. Then he'll be dead for sure....And Go!!!
...........
........
....
Kwami:What happened?
JasonOliver:Mwahahaha!!! Saban's law suit against you has been deamed!! Thus leaving the cash for your special effects budget bone dry.
EmNightShamalong:What a twist!
Grimace:And now to attack.
Kwami:Guys, when the explosion goes off, practice your backflips. And.....NOW!!!
Wheeler:Awesome!!!!
Grimace:And now for some dramatic deaths.
Kwami:Gak
Linka:dead
Gi: pwned
Wheeler: owned
Ma Ti:heart!!!!
Captain Planet:What a gypt. I didn't even get a cameo appearance.The *****.
Grimace:And now to meniacally laugh instead of immediately killing you. Har! Har!....uh...HarHarHarHaaaaaaaar!!!!
Goku:And now for a dramatic cliff hanger. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
to be continued....

 

[Sloth7d]

And our story continues...

Goku: Okay I'm bored. Time to kill you. All I need to do is transform.
Grimace: 0_o
Goku:GOKU!!! MAXIMIZE!!!!!
*shoom*
SSJGoku:Goodbye.
Grimace:GAK
...
Elsewhere...
Inuyasha:Whoa this place is totally weird.
Kagome:Its the modern world stupid. And to find the sacred jewel shard we need to catch the bus. I guess we'll just SIT.
Inuyasha: Ow!
KagomeOops, I'm sorry
...
Kagome:Ah the bus is here.
Inuyasha:....Ow... the pain.... why did we have to have a conversation about great places to sit the whole time? Are you trying to kill me?
Kagome:Shut up mut. Now be a good boy and get on the bus.
Inuyasha:Hey theres some weird looking guy getting off.
Cloud:sup?
Kagome:Who are you?
Cloud:Cloud. And I'm here to kick ass.
Kagome: O RLY?
Cloud:Ya RLY.
Inuyasha:Hey, punk. Whats your beef with us?
Kagome:Yeah. What we ever do to you?
Cloud:....Even though I should be busy killing you I guess a few minutes of dialogue will help the show reach the half hour mark.
Inuyasha:....
Kagome:.....
Cloud:Anyway, a few days ago I was in a terrible accident. I was driving down the street with this hot babe on the back of my motorcycle and going really fast so her skirt would blow up in the wind current.
Kagome:>_>.......Wait, I think I feel>_<.....Nope stil>_>....
Cloud:Anywho!!!! I was going really fast, right, and this damn chocobo ran in the middle of the street.
Kagome: Oh, and you tried to avoid it!!!
Cloud:....No, I tried to run it over, but the bastard was really clever and caused me to hit a run sign. ****** chicken.
Inuyasha:You sick ***.
Cloud:So anyway, I hit the road sign and lost my memorie.
Kagome:What?! But, you just told us what happened!! How could you lose your memory if you know all this?
Cloud:Know all what?
Kagome:About the accident.
Cloud:What accident?
Kagome:>_>Damn blondes.
Cloud:Anyway I went wandering lost not knowing where to go, when these five guys came to me and told me if I killed this talking dog and his Girlpimp I would get my memories back.
Kagome:And how is that supposed to work again.
Cloud:Its easy. Step one kill you guys. Step two:........ Step three:My memories return.^_^
Kagome:ahe..he..heee......>_>
Cloud:So any way time to die.
Kagome:Sick em boy!!!!
...
Back at the lookout
Dende: OMG!!!! You killed that guy!!!! You are sooo evil!!!! You'll go to jail for this!!!
Goku:Its okay Dende.We'll just say he fell. Yeah, thats right, he fell.
Dende:But you blew him into pieces. His guts and brains are all over the place!!!!Dude, you're going to jail.
Goku:Its all right, Dende because there were no witnesses around to condradict my story.
Dende: Dude I saw the whole thing!
Goku:Exactly.
Dende:ACK
Goku:Hey, you over there. Clean up this mess.
Mr.Popo:Uh, yes boss. I sa cleanin.
Goku:And after that go fetch me an orange slushie.
Mr.Popo:Uh, sho thing boss. I sa fetchin.
Goku:And after that, braid my hair.
Mr.Popo:I don't know why you want it but I sa braidin.
...
Kagome: Okay Inuyasha attack!!!!!
Cloud:No I have the pre emptive. First attack. Omnislash.
*goes into cutscene where Cloud begins to slash Inuyasha over and over again with that big ass sword. Then he finishes with a lightning stike and a blast of light after launching 50 slices consecutively*
Attack status:miss
Cloud:Aw, bull****!
Inuyasha:I'll use my windscar attack!!!!Hiya
*Cloud took 555 dmg from windscar*
Inuyasha:Ha take that..... w-wait. But you're okay!!! How did he survive my windscar?
Kagome:Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Hp Level?
Vegeta:ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!!
Kagome:What?! Nine Thousand?!
Inuyasha:I'll attack again with..... well the windscar is the only good attack I can do. Owell. Windscar. Windscar! Windscar!!!!!!
Cloud:Ha that tickled.
...
Goku:Your probably wondering why I called you all here. Well, a new evil threat has reared its ugly head. Ibso facto these five dudes are trying to kill me. So I have now formed together a new squad of sweat shop workers...uh I mean heroes.
I have picked the five brightest and strongest mortals on this planet.
Yugi Moto, the self proclaimed Game King.
Yugi:Hiyuh.
Goku:From Queens, Newyork the worlds greatest tool, er scientist I mean. The amazing Spiderman
Spiderman:My insult sense is tingling.
*drum and cymbol*
Spiderman:Thanx I'll be here all night.
Blackguy:You suck!!!
Spiderman:N*****!!!!!
Goku:My asian sl-- I mean friend... Chun li-chan.
Chun li:*asian talk*!!!!!!!!!!
Goku:Shhhh, no need for words my princess. Also, since Detective Moore is in prison for child abuse, we recruited that kid who always convenietly talks into his bowtie when Detective Moore's asleep yet solving the case despite being so.
Conan:I'm Conan... Etiga--
Goku:Shut up brat!!!
Conan:T_T
Goku:And from a distant village MajUub with the power of heart.
Uub:Heart!!!
Goku:Alright guys time to find out who's trying to kill me.
Conan:Actually, based off what I saw from the first episode the identity of two of the shady guys is clear. One is clearly Uzamai Naruto and the other is the incredible Hulk.
Goku:....Actually, I think its Voltron.
Conan:What but clearly--
Goku:Guys who you gonna believe? some kid or me.
everyone:uuuuummmm....
Goku:*charges energy wave*
everyone:You!!!! You!!!
Uub:Heart!!!
...
Cloud:Time to kill you. Omnislash!!!!
*Inuyasha takes 9999x50 dmg*
Inuyasha has zero health keft. Inuyasha fainted.
Kagome is out of available pokemon. Kagome whited out. Cloud recieved $1200 from Kagome for his win.
...
Shadychar5:Its time we met with our adamant foe. Yes he is like a porkipine who is caught in a bear trap but releases itself so when the hunter checks the trap he inadvertedly pricks himself on a loose quill not knowing the mammal had been there in my side. Right Mr.Owl? Now count down the seconds to the dramatic cliffhanger.
Mr.Owl:A one! A two! A three!
AgentSmith:For he shall no the name, my name, of Smith like Cloud can remember his past only on opposite day and.. yadda yadda yadda....
to be continued...

 

[Sloth7d]

MR.OWL, how many comics does it take to get to the chewy good center of an anime plot?

-Itz over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-What?! Nine Thousand!!!!????

to be continued....?

 

[Gotenks]

I havent read your story, but I will when I have the time.
Man you love that Over 9000 clip!

 

[Sloth7d]

I havent read your story, but I will when I have the time.
Man you love that Over 9000 clip!

I worship that clip.t: ...yeah.

 

[Ultra-Herald9]

Good times! t:

 

[Sloth7d]

Chain Story
episode4:Goku Shrinks

After gathering the worlds strongest heroes...okay maybe not...
But after gathering some very powerful heroes....(well I think thats still too much)...
After getting some heroes together.... (okay. **** it.)
After getting some people together, our child like hero takes a well earned nap to recover for things to come. He knows Grimace was just the first to come in this crazy plot for Gokus life. And he knows others will be stronger. But he cannot sleep for long. So he set out unbeknown to his newly recruited team to search for the five who are after his life.
So on he walked.... And some times drove... And occassionally partied with the desert animals.
Before long he ends up at a farmmans house where one of the five mysterious mens assassins is said to live.Goku had realised that before him lied a mystic path filled with adventure, exitement, and dangers that could change his life forever. But he sucked it up and on he endured...

Creepy lil girl:ArrrrrrrrrGaaaaaaarrrrrrraaaaahhhh!!!!*turns head 360 degrees around* Raaaaah!!!
Goku:**** this.*runs*
...

elsewhere at a mysterious mansion.
Sephiroth:Look at daddies baby girl.Tch. Thats daddies baby. Lil sleepy head. Yesterday I cahnged your diaper wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now you're two. Halley your so precious. Daddies so proud of you.*kisses*

Aerith*inches away*
Sephiroth:SIT DOWN CHICK! YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SPIT OUT YOU!
Aerith: Ookaaay!!!
Sephiroth: Don't make me wake this baby! She don't need to see what I'm bout to do! Quit crying chick! Why you always make me shout at you?
Sephiroth:How could you?Just leave me and love him out the blue?!Aw whats the matter Aerith? Am I too loud for you?!
Aerith:*screams*
Sephiroth:Too bad chick, your gonna finally here me out this time. At first I'm like aight you wanna throw me out thats fine, but not for him to take my place!!! ARE YOU OUT YOUR MIND!!!!??? This materia, this t.v., this WHOLE HOUSE IS MINE!
Sephiroth:How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look it Aerith. Look at your fellow ancient now!
Aerith:Nooooo!!!!
Sephiroth:I said look at him!!! Aint so hot now is he... lil punk!?
Aerith:Why are you doing this?
Sephiroth:****!
Aerith:You're drunk...You'll never get away with this!
Sephiroth:You think I care and stuff.Come on we're going for a ride chick! Sit up front!
Aerith:I can't just leave Halley alone. What if she wakes up?
Sephiroth:We'll be right back! Well, I will. You'll be in the trunk.

Sephiroth:Sooooo loooong!!!! Chick you did me soooo wrooong!!!! And I don't wanna gooooo on livin in this world with out you!!!!!
...
2 hours later.

Inspector McGuire:Hmmm... signs of death appear to be suffocation by cyanide poisoning. And the lead suspect right now... is Mr.Sephiroth(insert last name here), who was fond asleep next to the dead body.
Sephiroth:Wait I didn't do it!
Inspector: Don't give me that. I saw the scene on FFVII disk one. Do you know how many levels my character gained for nothing thanks to you?!!!
Sephiroth:.....I don't know what you're talking about.
Inspector:Well we've got your fingerprints and the bottle the poison came from AND you just happen to be near the stiff right when we fond you. How do you explain that? What do you think of it L?
L:He did it. Though, its strange that cyanide would leave green smudges all over the corpses face. Now, can someone please tell me where Light is? I'm not done illegally stalking him and making his life a living hell.
Inspector:Uh sure you can go. Hey whos that?...Is that you Goku-son?
Goku:Yep, its me and it looks like I've gotten here in the nick of time. Looks like we have a unsolved murder case on our hands.
Inspector:Yeah, like the apparent deaths of a big purple guy and two namekians who were last seen with you!!!! You're under arrest!!!!
Goku:w-wait...if you arrest me now, you'll never find out who the killer is...(man I should have stayed at that creepy girls house)
Inspector:We already solved this case. Sephiroth did it.
Sephiroth:Is it because I'm ancient?... hey whats that green light in the distance?Its a person.... with a flash light?
Tifa:You darn right he did it.
Inspector:And who are you?
Tifa:Tifa Lockheart. And everyone knows about your girlfriends affair with another guy. You wanted her dead from the minute you discovered it. Plus we all played final fantasy VII.
Sephiroth:I seriously, don't get what you guys mean by that. Besides there are two other suspects who were here aswell. That unknown guy over there and him. *points* Cloud Strife!!!!!!
Everyone:Awwwww!!!!!
Sephiroth:And both of their fingerprints were fond on the container of cyanide.
unknown guy:Well, I was just strollin by, when I noticed perfectly good cyanide on the ground. And I was going to take it to kill my wife...er...turn it into the authorities when you guys showed up.
Inspector:Understandable. I too was plotting R-rated revenge on my lover, but thats a different story completely.
Sephiroth: Do you creatins understand the term double standard!!!!!????
Inspector:Anyway, whats your alaby mr....Cloud was it?
Cloud:... ... ... ... ...
Inspector:Um sir?
Cloud:Quiet. The average cool character gets atleast eighteen dots before talking.Now where was I? Oh! ...Okay. I'll tell ya the truth. That bottle of cyanide... ... ... ... wait six more ... ... was mine.
Tifa:No Cloud.
Everyone:Awwwwwww!!!!!!!
Cloud:Sephiroth stole it from me. I realised this just yesterday when they went missing shortly before he left my house. I was going to use it to kill this dog guy and his Mistress, but turns out he was a sissy baby goo goo pantz. So I didn't need it.
Inspector:Yeah I know how that is.
Sephiroth:Hypocrites!!!!! In every sense of the word!!!!
Inspector:Anyway, I need no further investigation.
Tifa:whew, looks like You're cleared Cloud.
Inspector:Take him in boyz!
Sephiroth:But I didn't do it!!!!
Goku:... ... ... ... wait just a few more ... ... Hold it inspector!!!! You're arresting the wrong man!!!
Inspector:What?! What do you mean? Then whos the killer, and how did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Goku: The real killer... ... ... ... ... (one more) ...is none other than Tifa Lockheart!
Cloud: Oh no!
Inspector: ohno!
Koolaid man: Oh yeah!!!!
everbody:*stares*
Koolaid man:Whoa that wasn't me. I said ohno. That was Sephiroth.
Sephiroth:So.... hey this clears me of all charges.
Tifa:What my fingerprints aren't even on that bottle. Don't be ridiculous.
Goku:Who ever said the poison in that bottle killed her. Anything can mimic the effects of cyanide poisoning... like... green poison magic materia!!!!
Tifa:...ug...
Goku:I noticed as soon as you arrived on the scene that your gloves had a green glow to them. The same green glow you would see on a weapon junctioned with poison materia. Heres what I think happened. Sephiroth planned to kill his girlfriend Aerith with potasium cyanide after singing an outdated Eminem song, when Tifa used those mancept muscles of hers to knock the car they were in off the road. While both were unconscious, she noticed the bottle of cyanide next to Sephiroth and used poison materia to kill Aerith all the while leaving the crime scene and letting Sephiroth take the blame for it. The proof is in the green smudges on her face. Something that can only be left by materia poisoning.
Cloud:Tifa... ... ... ... ... ... You didn't?
Tifa:...but why would I want to kill her? Your not making sense.
Goku:The identity of Aeriths mistress explains that. And that person is... ... ... ...(you know the deal) ... ... your boyfriend Cloud Strife!
Everyone:Awwwwww!!!!
Goku:Revenge was your motive. He was cheating on you and you couldn't take it. So you did the unthinkable and killed her!!!
Tifa:Its true. Anyone who played FFVII would know our relationship. Then that fashion senseless tramp came along. And I wouldn't be anyones no.2.
weeoooo we weeeoooo weeeeooo wee weooooooooo weeeoooo!!!!!
...
hours later...Tifa was arrested but the night was not done.
unknown guy:You followed me, huh?
Goku:I know you weren't planning on using that on your wife like a normal person would. I know because I know who you are.... and you don't have a wife. Am I right SpongeBobSquarePantz!!!!
SpongeBob:Very good. But heres some advice. Next time you follow someone. Make sure you aren't followed in the process
Cloud:Hi:heart:
Goku:gak.
Cloud:Now to avoid a bullet trail lets use this experimental poison on him, or is that not enough master.
AgentSmith:.....no do as the romans do,but only if its something they would do.
Cloud:... ...yeaaaaaah... I'm going to go ahead and poison him.
Goku:Arrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!
SpongeBob:Lets dip set posie.Know what I'm sayin.
...
hours later...
Goku:Hey the poison didn't kill me.....Oh wait... I'm a kid again...Didn't see that one coming.
to be continued....

 

[Sloth7d]

Chain Story
episode5:Its tough being a kid

Goku:Well, this sucks. I wonder if Chi Chi would be interested in becoming a pedophile.hmmm....

Orochimaru:Kabuto, look at that adorable child over there. I simply must have him.*squeeeeeaaaaalssss*:heart:
Kabuto:Its always about these damn children! Always with the children, but when will you make time for us?
Orochimaru:....But his head looks like a pineapple. I simply must have his body. I just simply must.*squeeeeeeaaaals*Please, I just simply must have him.
Kabuto:Well, okay. For you I'd do anything... I'd do anything for you man...Anything.
Goku:...Huh. Uhoh, dork at five a clock better run.
Kabuto:Hey kid where you goin?
Goku:Look I'm tired of having these conversations with you internet dorks!! I can beat Superman darnit!!! And I don't care how many forum pages you have dictating I can'y!!!End of story.
Kabuto:What? No. Look my names Kabuto, and I am a traveling model agent for Kalvin Cline.
Goku: Whoa! Kalvin Cline. Really!?
Kabuto:Yep,We want you to model for us. Now if you come with me and my associate, we can get you out of those clothes and onto something more comfortable.
Goku:Hmmm... theres a pun in there somewhere, but owell. I'll trust ya.
Orochimaru:Great! My name is Orochimaru by the way and yours is?
Goku:Goku. Son Goku.
Orochimaru:Goku! *squeals*What an adorable name. Please, please, come this way.
...
later at Orochimarus lair.
Goku:....hey, this doesn't look like the set for a photoshoot that a famous photographer would use. And wheres Kalvin?
Orochimaru:*squeaaaaaals*:heart: I'm sorry, but we decived you into coming here. We aren't really associated with Calvin Cline.
Goku: What who are you?
Orochimaru:*squeaaaaals*My real names Orochiwanka and this is my chocolate factory.
Goku:What!? Oh no you don't! I've seen what happens to underaged kids in the chocolate factory. I saw the R.Kelly tapes.
Orochiwanka:*squeals*But luckly for you I have no interest in kiddy porn.
Goku:You don't? You coulda fooled me.
Orochiwanka:Well, after Sasuke.... I mean nevermind.
Goku: Okay this is too weird. I'm outtie.
Orochiwanka:No weait. I want you to become my successor and take over my factory.
Goku:What?!
Kabuto:yeah...what?!
Orochiwanka: On the way over here, I had an apiffany. Looking at you and that spikey hair*squeaaaaal* I just knew your image would be the perfect new face as a mascott for my company.
Kabuto:but babey...I mean Orochi, you promised that one day I would take over the factory.
Orochiwanka:I did? Well...um...er...ah...So Goku!....Wanna take over my factory?
Kabuto:
Goku:Yeah, sure! But... ... ... ... ... ... their are these guys after me and I don't want to bring bad attention on your factory.These guys want me dead y'see.
Orochiwanka: Ohno! Did you say--
Kabuto:--dead?
Buzzer sound
Goku:Whats that?
Orochiwanka:The Celljrs. When ever someone saids the word dead...they feel the urge to sing.
Kabuto:I aint sittin through this ****. I'm going to my room.
Cell Jrs:.....Ahem.....
Goku: Ohno. What will they sing?
Orochwanka:Its.... its....
Cell jrs: The song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowin what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend--
Goku: OMG! My ears are bleeding! How do we stop them?
Orochiwanka: Only clever plotdevices where someone goes ssj2 for the first time can ever defeat these demons.
Goku: I'm outta here!!!!
...
Kabuto:*playing with an Orochimaru doll* Sshh, shh, don't worry Orochi. I'll never let a spikey haired kid ever get in the way of what we have.
Kabuto:What? You want me to eliminate him. No I can't do that. Besides, that would only interfere in our current plans. And....how long have you been standing there?
Hulk:Long enough. We make deal. We destroy pineappleman. We end episode in Cliff hanger.And we do it now or Hulk smash!!!
Kabuto:...Well can't argue with that can I?
to be continued...

 

[Sloth7d]

Chain story: episode 6

Setting:the forest

Sasuke:I'm so emo. I want to kill my brother so bad, but I can't because he's hot...and I'm not.....
Sasuke: Ohno! My "some other kid is with Orochimaru sense" is tingling. But I'm too emo to do anything about it. I feel I the need to punish my body in a cruel and unusual way.....
I think I'll listen to a MychemicalRomance song.
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Orochiwonka:Hey Goku. You know what they call Hersheys cookies and cream in France?
Goku:No, what?
Orichiwonka:A frozen sperm cookie. Its because they're gay and we're straight.
Goku:Yeah atleast one of us is.

*Door gets knocked down*

Hulk:Hello pineappleman, my muscles are telling me to smash you!!!
Goku: Ohno, its a green monster with purple underpants!!!!
Orochiwonka:How the devil did you get in here?
Kabuto:Its because I let him in.
Goku:Are you sure about that? Are you sure its not because he broke the wall?
Kabuto:Anyway, I have alligned myself with this greenguy with manboobs.
And its no use trying to stop us. His body can take anything. And I mean anything.
*BarryWhite song plays*
Orochiwonka:Kabuto betrayed me?!
Goku:This is more disturbing than that time I saw Monsters Ball.
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*in movie theatre
Goku:How the hell does she call that acting?!
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Goku:Anyway, since I'm the maincharacter. Defeating you two should be no problem. Kamehameha!!!!
Hulk:Ha! The power of your blue beam is no match for the might of my purple underwear!!! Hulk smash!!
Goku: Pwned
Hulk:Hulk is too strong for you! I can take any attack little man can throw!
Goku: Oh yeah!!! Well what if I turned supersaiyan 2 and hit you with a solar system busting blast!?
Hulk:Uh...well...
Dacman:Hold on Hold on!!! Hulk is wayyy too angry to lose to a solar system destroying blast. The Hulks anger is unlimited and everyone knows the angrier Hulk gets the stronger he becomes. As proven by this incomplete scan.
Hulk:Um yeah! Hulk strong!
Goku: OhYeah! Well what if I channel the power of the entire universe into this spirit bomb and hit Hulk with the power of the entire cosmos.
Hulk:Um....Hulk...die?
Dacman:All wrong. Hulk would just thunderclap it away like he did in that one guys dimension, thus destroying it. Because science has taught us Soundwaves>radioactive energy.
Hulk:Hulk would? I mean Hulk would!!!
Goku:Well what if I use the dragonballs to disrupt the timespace continueum thus making Hulk never exist.
Hulk:Um....
Dacman:Hulk would just punch the time space continueum back the way it was.
Goku:**** you! That last one doesn't even make sense. You can't punch formless matter!!!
Hulk:Yeah seriously dude. My purple pants are telling me thats impossible.
Dacman:It is when you're Hulk! Hulk is gr8est 1 ther iz!!!1111!!!!!11 He can survive planet explosions, swim in space, and anyother thing that completely defies all logic.
Goku:Are you kidding?! I'm from dragonball, where logic is the battered wife of idiocy.
Orochiwonka:No, Goku let me fight him. I can exploit the Hulks one weakness. Prepare to be strangled by a common snake.
Hulk:Ack, I can't breathe. Its made of solid snake skin.
Orochiwonka:Your purple pants are no match for my snakes. Here Dacman, you can get it too!!!
Dacman:Gak.
Kabuto:No baby. If you stop us now, I'll never be able to kill Goku and win a place in your heart again. I...I love you.
Orochiwonka:Are you serious? Kabuto I haven't loved you since you turned 13
Goku:Man you guys are too weird. If I hear another broke bac mountain reference I'm kamehamehaing this place to smitherines.
Kabuto:So Orochi, you gonna dump me just like that.
Orochiwonka:You knew what this was. SNAKE ATTACK!!!
Kabuto:Errrrrrr....I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA******* SNAKES ON A MOTHA******* CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
Orociwonka:Ag your obscure movie reference has defeated me!
Kabuto:That obscure movie reference has defeated alot of people. Including Samuel L. Jacksons career. Now prepare to die.
Orochiwonka:But this is madness Kabuto. I love you.
Kabuto:Madness?
THIS
IS
CHAIN STORY!!!!
Orochiwonka:Noooooo!!!!
............
Orochiwonka:...?
Kabuto:I can't do it baby. I love you too much.
Orochiwonka:Lets not fight anymore. Lets go to bed.
Kabuto:Bed? But I'm not tired.....Oh!
Hulk/Dacman:Can we come too?
Orochiwonka:Sure.
Kabuto:Hey wheres Goku?
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*outside the factory*
Goku:KA-ME-HA-ME----
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elsewhere...
*random noise*
Sasuke:Hmmm? Whos there?
Itachi:Been a long time, Sasuke.
Sasuke:You!!!! Why are you here? Your presence makes me want to shoot up a random school.
Itachi:Whoa, chill freak. I just... ... ....
Sasuke:Why'd ya stop.
Itachi:Look interupt my dots again and die.... ... ... Anyway. Just wonderin why you want to kill me so much?
Sasuke:If you really want to know....Its because you forgot my birthday.
Itachi:What really? It isn't because I killed our family?
Sasuke: Oh heavens no. I was planning on doing that myself. I had gernades and everything.........I'm emo y'know.
Itachi:Right. I'm going to go now. I just want you to know I've been hired to kill a guy named Goku and you're a sick psycho ****. You're probably going to hell. K. bye.
Sasuke:But thats where I want to go. Because I'm emo.
to be continued....

 

[Sloth7d]

chain story: episode 7
The last Stand

Goku:So, I wonder how this episode will start. Random quip here. Obscure hollywood reference there. Anime parody maybe.

Itachi:How about an Alabama ass-raping!

Goku:Gah! Who are you?

Itachi:I have been known by many names. First I was known as Sasukes brother. Then, I was known as the artist formerly known as Sasukes brother. But you can call me Itachi.

Goku:....Okay?

Itachi:Fear the power of my bloodshot eyes
*Sephiroth music plays*
Goku:Agh. Its more contageous than pink eye.

Itachi:And now Goku I'm going... to kill you.Mwhahaha

Goku:Wait! Is that purple finger nail polish?

Itachi:Um... yes.Wait where are you going?

Goku:Screw this I'm not being defeated by a goth.

Itachi:Wait but you were submitting to my power.

Goku:That was until you said you were agoth.

Itachi:But I was going to kill you!

Goku:Yes, until you said you were a goth. Okay. Bye now.

Itachi:Wait! Come back! You can't ignore me!
Thats it. I'm so putting a curse on you! WOOoooOOOooo WooooOOOooOo. Can you fell the powers of my curse? WoooOOoooOo!!!.....

Itachi:...Ag that crap never works.
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Goku:So, what was I supposed to be doing? Oh yeah. The same thing they always do in anime. Absolutely nothing. Hey who's that?

Peter Parker:Hey there. I'm Peter Parker.

Goku: No your not. Your Tobey Mcguire.

Peter Parker:No you're mistaking me for someone else. I'm--

Goku:Tobey Mcguire. Course I remember you. All your movies are terrible.

Peter Parker:What?! Why you!!!! I mean...look kid,I'm Peter Parker and I have a message for you from Spider-man.

Goku:You have a message for me.

Peter:No Spider-man does.

Goku: Okay Spider-man tell me the message.

Peter:I'm not Spider-man. Look heres the message. *ahem* "Dear Goku, a bunch of us superheroes have gathered at the local police station. We have dire news. Please hurry. P.S. bring lots of money so I can steal it from you."

Goku: Police Station? Okay gotcha. Hey tell Spider-man I said thanks.

Peter: Oh your welcome.

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At the local station.

Goku:Hey your all here. Uub! Spidey! Yugi! and.......that one kid.

Conan:The name is--

Spider-man:Hey kid. Glad ya made it.

Goku:Yeah now whats so urgent?

Yugi:This cop played by legendary African American actor Forest Whitaker has a message for you.

Forest Whitaker:Attention Heroes! If you can quit looking at my lazy eye I have an urgent message for Japenese cartoon hero Son Goku.

Goku:K. What is it?

Forest Whitaker:Attention Heroes! Upon firther police investigation my lazy eye fond out that it was not Frieza that killed Gokus Uncle Ben.

Goku:....Um I don't have an Uncle.

Forest Whitaker: Oh. Well I guess that makes sense then. But we have also found out that it wasn't Frieza was not the one who killed Gokus father Bardock.

Goku:AW!

Spider-man: Ohno!

Yugi: Ohno!

Conan:My gosh!

Uub:Heart!

Goku:You-- you can't be serious!!!! This-- this can't be!!!

ForestWhitaker:Are you shocked?

Goku:No not really.

ForestWhitaker: Oh. Well my eye has the name of the one who killed your father right here in this envelope. Do you want it?

Goku:No, I don't care.

Forest Whitaker:Take the envelope.

Goku:No, I really don't care.

Forest Whitaker:He killed your father! You care!

Goku:No I don't!

Forest Whitaker: Does Forest Whitaker have to choke a boy who plays crappy written characters?

Goku: Why would you choke yourself?

Forest Whitaker:Attention heroes! My eye is assaulting you!!!!!

Goku:This is crazier than that time Tobey Mc/guire thought he was the Fonz.

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flashback

Tobey:*points*Eeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!

Fans:Well, this movie sucks.
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the present

Goku:Why do people keep attacking me with their eyes? Super heroes! He's too much for me!

Spider-man:Then let our powers combine.

Spider-man:Webs

yugi:Card games!

Conan:My name is Conan. Etig--

Goku:Screaming

Uub:Brains!

Goku:......Aren't you supposed to say heart?

Uub:Brains!

Goku:Whatever. Go Planet!

???:By your powers combine, I am Chuck Norris!!!!

Forest Whitaker:Attention Heroes! My eye is going to punch Chuck Norris in his glass jaw!!

Goku:You fool! Chuck Norris doesn't have a jaw under his beard. He just has another fist.

Forest Whitaker:PWNed. My eye is defeated.

Goku:Thanks Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris:Your welcome, lil man. And remember, the power is mine!

Yugi:Um, don't you mean the power is yours.

Chuck Norris: Thats what I said. The power is mine. And now that I'm free again, I'm going to kill you little ****ers for keeping me seperated for so long.

Yugi: Oh poopie.

Uub:Heart.

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