Chris Evans Laughing Alone With Pizza

[Aesop Rocks]

thoughts? feelings? It's okay, vent. We're here for you.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I mean, pre-9/11, I feel like something like this would have been okay....But now?

 

[Travesty]

Damn, I want some pizza....

 

[Guts]

Well

 

[Lencho01]

Would be better if it were Ben Affleck.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Nothing's better if it were Ben Affleck.

 

[Guts]

Nothing's better if it were Ben Affleck.

I guess you're not familiar with Ben Affleck's relationship with pizza.

 

[bullets]

I laugh forever alone with Pizza.

 

[Drizzle]

I guess you're not familiar with Ben Affleck's relationship with pizza.

If it's anything like his relationship with animal crackers, then I don't want to know.

 

[craigdbfan]

Word on the street is that Affleck has killed a pizza before. Multiple times in fact.

 

[enterthemadness]

Word on the street is that Affleck has killed a pizza before. Multiple times in fact.

Yeah, with his mouth. I've done so, several times in my life. Just gooey cheese and bread in my mouth, mmmmmmhmmmmm *dirty noises*

 

[Sawyer]

I don't think I'd be okay with my child watching something like this. A man just openly flaunting his eating habits on national TV, rubbing it in our faces. If he wants to share some laughs with the pizza he's about to eat, fine, just do it away from my television, okay?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

This is why I need feminism.

 

[enterthemadness]

I don't think I'd be okay with my child watching something like this. A man just openly flaunting his eating habits on national TV, rubbing it in our faces. If he wants to share some laughs with the pizza he's about to eat, fine, just do it away from my television, okay?

He also isn't as buff before. Guess he is in off-season from Captain America m--wait, how OLD is that clip? He has a beard, Snowpiercer?


Also, he is dreamy.

 

[Sawyer]

But what about teh babiez, Aesop?!

 

[The Endless]

I don't see the problem with this. As long as the pizza is consenting. Love has no boundaries. It can transcend anything... even human/food relations. JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY!

 

[Sawyer]

I don't see the problem with this. As long as the pizza is consenting. Love has no boundaries. It can transcend anything... even human/food relations. JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY!

GOD HATES PIZZAS!

 

[The Endless]

You pizzaphobe!

 

[Sawyer]

Stop treading on my freedom of speech rights!!!!!!!!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[enterthemadness]

Give this man a ****ing Oscar. No one can be this happy about Pizza. I mean...unless it's Cold Pizza, that **** rules. Wake up in the morning, get some coke, the kind you drink, Sawyer, damn, and one hell of a breakfast.

 

[Lencho01]

He looks like he's on the verge of tears.

 

[Sawyer]

Cold pizza? F*** that s***!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

My hopes that Sawyer is actually just a moody gay art student are coming true. He drinks PBR.

 

[The Endless]

Cold pizza? F*** that s***!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!